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The Crispin C. FAQ:
Q: What are Crispin C's interests?
A: I'm a sadomasochist, a book worm, a music lover, a horror and film noir junkie, and an all-round swell guy. As far as my kinky interests go, I'm a switch. I'm much more interested in bondage/sensation play/sadism and masochism than I am in the imaginary tea party of "protocol" and scene politics. I'm also not looking for a mother, nor do I want to be anyone's "daddy."
Q: What is Crispin C reading/listening to/watching these days?
A: I'm watching Peep Show season 1, reading American Gods by Gaiman, and listening to Portishead.
Q: Which character would Crispin C be in a John Hughes movie? Preppy jerk? Jock dreamboy? Princess? Wise janitor?
A: I'd be the preppy antagonist who secretly has a heart of gold and stays up nights listening to his Smiths albums.
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In less than a day here, I've already decided that far and away my favourite type of journal entry are the ones that take the form "If someone awesome doesn't contact me RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I'm going to leave forever. I'll do it, I swear, I'M A MAN ON THE EDGE."
Oh, the sweet sweet found-comedy of epic failure.
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Considering the amount of prang she's snorted, Drew Barrymore still has great skin. Though the purple eyeliner on washed out, see-through-pallid skin is a little, shall we say, courageous.
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Baseball is The Odyssey. Football is The Iliad. Basketball is, like, The Elder Edda or some shit where too much happens and no one in their right mind cares.
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There was a boy I played with last year whom I made dress up in a French maid costume from time to time. We no longer play, though we've remained friends. The other day he mentioned that he's put on a little weight (not too much, he's still fairly gorgeous) and that he realized it was partially because he no longer had to squeeze into the latex outfit once a week or so. I laughed and laughed.
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Fallout 3 may have a better soundtrack than Grand Theft Auto Vice City. There, I said it; I'd say it again if I had to.
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The last two minutes of the season finale of Psych made me tear up, a little. God I hope Spencer and Juliet finally get together!
Also, Corbin Bernsen looks more and more like Hunter S. Thompson as the seasons progress.
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Sons of Anarchy is a rad show, but sometimes it's really hard to keep a straight face with Peg Bundy playing a badass biker chick. In my head I keep hearing her say things like "Al! Al! Are you gonna avenge my brutal rape or not, Al?"
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