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	The following is my standard profile blah-blah that I put up everywhere. It bugs the absolute crap out of me when I see the same person's picture on all the sites but with a completely different name and a completely different (and often contradictory) profile. That screams "Deceit!" to me and so I swore that no matter what site I was on, I would use the exact same name and put up the exact same profile. Someone could still call me deceitful, of course, but if I stick my fingers in my ears and say "La la la la la, I can't hear you!" loud enough then I won't know. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Yes, I'm married and have been since June of 2005. Yes, I have a boyfriend and we've been together since April of 2010. Yes, they know about each other and yes, they've met.(Since we all live in the same house, I'm pretty sure they've met. Heh.) They've been home at one time or another to meet my family and I've gone home at one time or another to meet their families. Yes, it's possible to be in love with more than one person at a time. Yes, it does take a shitload of work to keep everyone happy and keep strife and jealousy to a minimum, thanks for asking. Yes, it is absolutely worth it to have them in my life. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ If you're going to get in trouble with your wife/husband (girlfriend, boyfriend, partner, babymomma, babydaddy, flavor of the week, whatever) if you get caught, then you're cheating. You're also a jackass and a liar. Move along. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I am a gorgeous fat woman. Yes, I said FAT. Fat, fat, fatty, fat. If that bothers you, then trot on down to WallyMart and buy yourself one of those skinny Barbies. She has way better shoes and outfits than I do anyway. (If you buy one of her friends, too, you have double the outfits and shoes plus you can make them have lesbian sex. Sweet!) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I'm a sadomasochistic switch - pain and tears and suffering are the *best. No, I'm not really looking for anyone. However, if you understand "Haruhi and Mikuru seek another Mikuru-type" without having to consult Wikipedia, shoot me a message. Quickly. I have a waitress outfit with your name on it and* I'll bite your ears. In that same vein, if you understand "Janine and Jeanna seek their Julia-Ann (must have own strap-on)" shoot me a message. You can have first crack at Jeanna while I hold her down. (Hint - Google Where The Boys Aren't 6.) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I hosted the Memphis Munch for 15 years (1997 - 2012) and finally retired it in late summer of 2012. "15" was an excellent number to go out on and I regret nothing. I also retired in 2012 after about 4 years from hosting the SubMemph group. I'll still be attending the meetings 'cause I'm a switch (really, no one ever believes me) but it's someone else's turn to host for a while. I'll be forever grateful to Rope Bite Memphis for teaching me the secret of the magic takate kote. I retired as the Impact Membership Chair in December of 2012 after almost 4 years but I still go to Impact, of course, about twice a month. I usually have on a nametag decorated with Hello Kitty stickers that says "Enthusiastic Ambassador" and I try to speak to everyone, whether I've met them or not. So, yes, I'm active in our local scene. Come introduce yourself. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I read constantly. By "constantly" I mean "Not only are there books all over the house, there are books in my purse and the trunk of my car at all times with a back-up book in my glove compartment. Just in case." Yeah. I also read Criminal Minds, NCIS, CSI, CSI NY, Supernatural, Numb3rs, Leverage, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, M^A^S^H, Sherlock and Boondock Saints fanfic porn as much as humanly possible. I write a little of it, too, when I don't zone out fantasizing about bottoming to Gibbs or beating the crap out of a saran-wrapped-face-to-face-Nick-and-Greg sandwich. And Garcia needs to call me ASAP - I have a cane with her name on it. Yowza. I also have a really freaky freak lech for Connor and Murphy. Ditto for Hawkeye Pierce. I cross-stitch when I have the patience for it, play The Sims, Mob Rule, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Boggle, and Saints Row 1 & 2 when I'm not reading the aforementioned porn, and I sew a tiny little miniscule bit. My current obsessions are Fallout: New Vegas (I am going to butcher Caesar if it's the last thing I do) and Diablo III (NEED MORE FURY!). I love movies and some television; like the books, there are DVDs all over the house. Netflix is one of the best television-related things ever and I get my money's worth from them every month as well. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ In my chosen profession, I work with shiny pointy things and blood. And occasionally have to deal with a little testicular gangrene or necrotizing fasciitis. I've helped deliver a baby or two, as well as wash dirty instruments until I thought I'd pass out. Oh, and I called the tyrannical 5' 5" Chief of Surgery "Napoleon" once. It's a thankless, gross, disgusting profession and I cannot imagine being anything else. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. ~James D. Miles The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea. ~Isak Dinesen (Karen Blixen) We must break your body to win your mind. ~The Interrogator, Closet Land How will I ever learn to be good if you don't spank me like you mean it?! ~Random Escort character, Saints Row 2

2/14/2014 3:07:42 PM

I completely forgot I had this account. Duh.

4/8/2011 12:22:25 AM

Holy hell...I haven't posted to this thing in quite a while. Impact has taken off like wildfire for 2011, as have all of the other local groups. Are you active in our fair city? If not, why not?

6/10/2010 7:14:59 PM

Singles Discount Night is this weekend at the club...will *you* be there?

5/22/2010 10:02:09 PM

Wicked Women is a week away!!! I'm so excited! Your window to be screened to attend is almost gone so request a screening ASAP. Ask me about it.

5/6/2010 2:59:36 PM

Wicked Women!!! It's almost here...ask me about it. Have you been screened to attend?

2/25/2010 9:23:06 PM

Newcomer Night is one of our best nights of the month...have you been screened to attend?

2/8/2010 2:24:29 PM

Love Hurts...a lot. Come find out how much on the 20th. Have you been screened to attend?

12/26/2009 2:48:33 AM

Let me say again - if you send unsolicited pictures (of ANY kind) your message will be deleted and you'll be blocked.

11/27/2009 8:16:30 PM

Newcomer Night is a week away...have you been screened to attend?

11/11/2009 8:26:55 PM

2009 is winding to a close but Impact still has lots of goodies before the year is out! Have *you* been screened to attend?

10/19/2009 3:08:34 PM

The Black Ball is less than a week away!!! Have *you* been screened to attend?

9/10/2009 10:53:16 PM

Bondage demo tonight!!! Wish me luck since I'm hosting it.

8/31/2009 9:29:45 PM

Back to School was supremely awesome! The next big event is Fetish in the Forest. Ask if you're interested.

8/6/2009 10:53:16 PM

Are you a good girl? Bad boy? Then ask me about Back to School night at our local dungeon!

7/30/2009 4:19:03 PM

Bondage-a-go-go! on Saturday night! Be there! Ask me how!

7/22/2009 9:31:01 PM

I have my sparkly floor-length evening gown, my sparkly mesh cape and every piece of sparkly jewelry I own...I am so ready for our Carnivale! What about *you*?

7/9/2009 10:46:01 PM

Let me say again - if you send unsolicited pictures (of ANY kind) your message will be deleted and you'll be blocked.

6/30/2009 5:27:07 PM

Carnivale! comes to the River City on July 24th and 25th...have *you* been screened to attend?

6/16/2009 9:02:30 PM

Less than 2 weeks!!! Have *you* been screened to attend?

6/1/2009 7:00:44 PM

Female Superiority at its best on June 27th! Have *you* been screened to attend?

6/1/2009 12:50:15 AM

I have stopped accepting "Friend" requests if I do not know you in real life. Feel free to add yourself as an "Admirer" but your Friend request will be rejected if we've not met in person.

5/6/2009 12:03:14 AM

Friday night's the night! Will you be there?

4/20/2009 10:02:07 PM

I'll be your Door Diva at the dungeon Saturday night! Are *you* going?

3/30/2009 11:36:30 PM

Voodoo Mardi Gras was spectacular! If you missed it, you missed a great one. The next big event is Decadent Desires on April 25th. Ask me if you're interested in attending.

3/26/2009 9:31:48 PM

Voodoo Mardi Gras is this Saturday! Will *you* be there?

3/12/2009 2:30:20 PM

Let me say again - if you send unsolicited pictures (of ANY sort) your message will be deleted and you'll be blocked.

3/5/2009 12:33:21 AM

I will be your Door Diva Saturday night at the dungeon! Will *you* be there?

2/12/2009 2:24:53 PM

Casino Night & Auction this weekend - will you be there?

2/3/2009 7:46:16 PM

It's sad that I even have to say this but it's become such a problem - if you send unsolicited pictures of any sort you'll be deleted and blocked.

1/30/2009 3:36:46 PM

New profile pictures! Yay!

1/21/2009 8:14:50 PM

It's back! It's back! It's back! June 27th is the day! Mark your calendars now...the event of the year is back in 2009!

1/4/2009 1:10:46 PM

The spouse is all welted and beat up, the boyfriend is all welted and beat up, and all is right in our universe. Happy New Year to us!

12/29/2008 3:12:30 PM

Field Trip to the local dungeon this weekend - are *you* going?

12/8/2008 1:51:01 PM

I have stopped accepting "Friend" requests if I do not know you in real life. Feel free to add yourself as an "Admirer" but your Friend request will be rejected if we've not met in person.

12/1/2008 4:38:38 PM

Ask me about the local scene if you're interested in being a part of it.

10/19/2008 11:20:45 PM

What are *you* doing for Halloween?

10/16/2008 1:26:11 PM

Ask me about the local scene if you're interested in being a part of it.

9/16/2008 1:13:06 AM

The dungeon is the place to be this Friday! Have *you* been screened?

7/27/2008 6:30:25 PM

Wicked Women was the best! If you missed it, you missed the event of the season!

6/15/2007 10:51:29 PM

New pics! The handsome man wearing the rope is my husband. I have pics of my boyfriend that are "too graphic" to post. And the fat chick in black is me.

3/16/2005 12:59:26 PM

I'm sorry y'all don't understand "Please do not waste my time or yours if you are not local AND unattached. Your email will be ignored." but it is indeed true. If you are not local and unattached then do not expect any kind of a reply from me.

3/5/2004 12:46:48 AM

Chat is still my new best friend. It definitely weeds out the ones who cannot read a profile, spell correctly, or even carry on a simple conversation. If you are not intelligent enough to comprehend a profile, spell "are" and "you", or chat about non-BDSM issues, *why* would I be interested in you?

2/24/2004 10:40:09 PM

The chat feature is now my new best friend. I am seriously digging on chat here. (Go through IRC. That's the secret.) You can find me in #Femdom for sure, and usually in #Lobby.