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| Old Cowboy TOUGH as nails, HARD as rock!
I've rode buffalos and bulls and busted broncs. Throwed steers and bucked bales. Started bar fights to punch out young bucks and STEAL their WOMEN!
Herding some of these young fillies to my corral then throwing a few Cowboy knots on 'em won't even break a sweat. I can still throw a steer and these young babes are gonna be wearing my brand when they find out what it means to get MAN-handled.
The only time I rode a buffalo, I did it on a bet! Three buddies lassoed the critter, kept the ropes tight 'till I mounted up, an cut him loose! Damn if I didn't stay on till he run himself out! Critter started to roll over and damn near crushed my leg under him!
I will dig up a photo but it won't be on the buffalo thats fer sure!
Damn! I near split a gut when I discoverd this bunch lists "Fine Dinning", "Antique shows" and a BUNCH of other sissy stuff under 'ADVENTURE' hahahah I will show these chicks what REAL ADVENTURE is all about!!!!!!
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