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DID I MENTION? I have swivel arm battle grip, way better than kung-fu battle grip!!!
**** ALSO***
From this point forward, messages from self proclaimed "Dom" Chipmunks will be deleted unread!
I am surrounded by incompetence.. Fools, i wll desssstroy you!
I am looking for someone to ease my mind from the irritation i get from GI JOE, and how he foils my attempts to rule the world
I am looking for someone who does not mind dressing up in black leather and a steel full head gear mask, or in military fatigues.
I am up for pretty much anything, but i really love to play prisoner and gaurd, hehehe
WARNING: Any institution/persons using this site or any of its associated sites for study, projects, or any other purpose - You DO have my permission to use any of my profile, pictures, or web cam transmissions in any form or forum both current or future. But if you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to the wrath of COBRA COMMANDER!
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So i got this message from ShipwreckDelgado. I guess i am a little intrigued, to say the least... cant wait for his pics to be approved:
No hard feelings man, okay? I was just following orders. I think we could party together and have a real good time, make each other feel real good. What do you think? Just two guys helping each other out. I will even bring the bird, i know you would like that. She can do this trick with her beak and..well, you will just have to see it to believe it.
Come on you blue devil you, i know i felt something, you had to have felt it too, and i am on leave for the next two weeks.. shore leave.
sloppy kisses, Shipwreck! |
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So, let me set the premise here. I am working this week undercover as a dispatcher for a furniture delivery service. I am going by the name of "Joe"..(snickers).
Every morning i have to call the customers and tell them their Time Frame, which is a 3 hour window. For instance, the first stop is 9am to Noon, the second stop is 930am to 1230pm, and so on. This allows plenty of time for traffic issues, problems at a home,, or whatever.
So what i dont get is how all these people think we just pull a time out of thin air, just to make it harder on them! YOU try setting up 14-18 deliveries, around an area covering 500 square miles, and using the least amount of fuel in the fastest time possible... See how well you can "Narrow that time down"!
and then the rudeness..
Here is a typical convo:
Me" Good Morning, this is Joe with XXX Delivery,ut calling to let you know we will be out today between 9 and 12 with your delivery"
Them" With who? what?"
Me "XXX delivery, with the new sofa you purchased... you wanted it delivered today..."
"Oh, the sofa.. are you here?"
"no Maam, i am just calling to let you know we will be out between 9 adn 12"
"9 AM!!!!???"
"Yes, 9 am and 12 noon, maam"
"cant you come any later? Our shows are on during that time"
"Maam, that is the only time our truck will be in that area today. We could schedule for another day"
"No, No, We PAID for this delivery, and you will bring it today! if it has to be 9-12, then make it 12"
"Maam, i cant do that. If the team is running on time, with no issues, they will be there closer to 9. If they are having problems all day, then closer to noon. Most likely it will be within the earlier part of that time frame"
About this time, you hear the husband in the background, cursing and fussing.
Husband "Give me the phone... Hello, who is this?"
and so i repeat the entire thing again, from top to bottom
Husband " well, i will say this, you are a terrible delivery service, and XXX should find someone who can accomadate their customers. FIne, we will be here between 9 and 12, but it BETTER be here sometime in that, or we WILL cancel... Now what is your FULL NAME?"
I hate people, for the most part |
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why do so many people have an undeserved sense of entitlement? and i dont mean just here on this site, i mean, well, everywhere.
Do they really believe that just being a human, walking upright, breathing air, gives them the right to have anything they want, without working for it, or that other people owe them anything.
I dont owe you, and you dont owe me, anything, not even respect, unless it is earned.. Sure, common decency is important, but there is a difference between respect and being decent to someone, or polite, or courteous.
damn, lost my train of thought again |
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thug Life, yall know the rules~ |
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I got this in the mailbox today....seriously, do i look that fem?
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hey how u doing?? well, i am anatier 23 yrs, male from jordan, middle east, am a senior medical student, so i think am smart enough, i have a muscular well built, tall, black hair and fair skin, if u were intrested enough ill send u my pix. anyways im a submissive guy who is looking to be dominated by a powerful dominant gorgeuos lady, who can take control of someone like me, as i read ur profile, you r dominant, so am sending u this msg anyways if u like to be a goddess, and u were intrested to know me, ill appreciate it very much
i will be rotating at hospital of special surgery at NY as an orthopedic surgeon, would you like to meet there sometime, please?
i promise you would never regret taking me as your sub, please just a chance
if u have yahoo messenger we can chat online, that if YOUR HIGHNESS dont mind
Dr. XXXXXX"
by the way, he is from JORDAN!! |
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Remember the hole in the Ozone Layer?
how about AIDs
Bird Flu?
El Nina?
Mad Cow, Y2K, so on and so forth?
since Swine Flu has almost run its course as far as the "End of All Life", whats the next big threat? |
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Constant and clear training. The training must be reinforced often, on a regular basis, or the trainee gets compliant, and performance suffers.
No, this has nothing to do with slavery, its from a Best Practices memo for managment and supervisors, but still.... |
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look what i got, over and over.
look familiar to anyone?
hi, im a dominatrix looking for male subs to do video chat sessions over the internet. i am up to try anything, and if you please me i will return the favor. my profile is http://getnetbooty.com/XXXXXXXXXXX and this the ONLY site i video chat on. it is completely free and safe. send me a message on that site and we can schedule a time to do our chat sessions
wow, its FREEEEE? neat! |
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A short list of my pals that WONT be in this new Cobra Movie....recognize!!
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I wasss going to write a poem, and it would have been magnificent and taken up so much space, and been very self indulgent, yet purile and very sad, yet nowhere near as deep as i meant it to be, since it only resonates with me, not everyone else.
but then i was foiled by GI motherfu**ing Joe, so i had to switch gears.
maybe next time |
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"DELETED, UNREAD" is the saddest thing of all.
i can not imagine having the kind of mind that is so rigid, so tight, so sad and closed off, that you would not even see what someone had to say.
Curiousity is one of the most dominant emotions, if it can be called an emotion, of a well adjusted, strong mind.
Just like we know someone is recovering from an illness or injury when they get their appetite back, so to do we recognize a healthy mind when its hunger for knowledge shows.
Deleted Unread, to me, says "I am dead inside" |
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no more Dom Chipmunks, please... I may be many things, but i am no chipmunks slave!!
Fools! |
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I have new PICS
finally they have all been declassified, and you are in for a treat... there is a super sexy shot of me in the buff, for all you fans,...mmmm |
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I recieved the following phone call, anyone that can help me decode it, you will get what you deserve!
Ring, ring
"Hello, Cobra Comander speaking"
"Hello, is this the Cobra Commander who keeps POW's"
"yessssss, whos asking, please?"
"Well, thats not important...is your refridgerator running?"
"Hmm...yes, yes it is"
"Well better catch it, it'll get away!!"
"Dammit, who is this?"
"actually, sorry about that..i really need to talk to Ivan"
"Ivan who?"
"Ivan Charles Wiener, please...answers to the name I.C"
"very well....I. C. Weiner, hello, I.C. Weiner!!"
" He doesnt answer"
sncikers..."Okay, fine, i'll call back"
What does this all mean, is it some trick of G.I Joe? |
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Why are STRAIGHT male subs and Doms looking at my profile, and sending me messages?
from now on, no one is allowed to look at me, ever!
Unless you are a she-male. I am liking shemales now |
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You know, i was the real star of that show! I was in every single episode, every one. No other cast member was in every show.
Duke was in something like 67 episodes, Shipwreck(why that closet case was so popular i will never understand) was in a total of 62, and Dessstro was in 59 episodes (dont tell him, but i always had a little thing for him).
So, why was the show even called "G.I. Joe"? should have been called "Cobra Commanders Half Hour Adventrue Hour" in my opinion.
And what about the time i showed up in an episode of Transformers? who does that? how cool was that?
Anyway, forget the orgy this weekend, i am just looking for a tall redhead to come over and tie me up naked, with nothing but my helmet and mask on, and kick hell outta the little python,
P.S. ask me why i named the whole thing after a snake sometime, and i will show you!
Be sure to catch my upcoming movie, mistakenly adverted as "G.I. Joe" and for some reason not featuring me or my voice!!! |
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I have a plan, and it involvesss a very long and drawn out routine to aquire a rare petal from the Rossse of Aquibar, tow ounces of uranium, the sssword of the Darkesst Ninja, and the utter DESSSSTRUCTION OF G.I. JOE!!!!!
oh, and some scented bath oils...join mysssself, Dessstro, Scarlett and The Baronesss for an orgy this weekend?
Messssage me for details, you fools! |
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| Age: 44 |
| Underground Cave,
Kentucky |
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