Humourless, Serious, Experienced, Brilliant, Genius, Clever, Gorgeopus Hunk of a Submissive seeks blind-old-bat dominant doormat to top from his bottom.
Masochistic Dominants will get extra consideration
Must thrive on pun Ish-Mint, be a pushover, be great in bed; Your sense of humour mandatory.

Prefer women fans of the comic strip,
''Bloom County''. Penguin fetish optional.

Bonus points if you've read the classic,
''Memoirs of a Squishy'', or the sequel,
''My Life As a Geyser
- the Untold Story of a Yellowstone Ranger Slut''
.
Further bonus points for cat, and pussy lovers!

http://en.wikipedia.
org/wiki/Opus

Parrot says, ''Poly got a crack for Her?''