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The type of sub that I seek, when I do seek one, would definitely have to possess an Alpha Male personality. There's definitely something that could be said about having an Alpha on his knees and subservient to me that just makes me puddle. Intelligence, wit, ability to think for himself...yes, these are qualities I want in a sub. Go figure? I don't want a mindless drone. I want someone who can have an intellectual conversation and who isn't afraid of voicing his opinion, even if it conflicts with my own. Oh, damn, a paradox, huh?

Doms, you will most definitely have to be an Alpha Male, as well. I have too aggressive of a personality to submit to someone who isn't. Sorry, sug, that's just the way it is. =)
I should probably add that the idea of serving a Dom who's older than me by more than one or two years is shit-acularly creepy. And, please, Viagra addicts....don't contact me. I'm not into wrinkly cocks and gray hair. -shudders- On the same token, the Daddy Dom intrigues me beyond belief, I think. I don't mean the ones that want to diaper me, no...this little girl is fully potty trained, thank you very much.

My number one, most epic of all time, get me wet between the thighs and have me begging for more kink is....superior intellect. (Not really surprising considering the human's largest sexual organ is the brain.) If I can trump your opinions, thoughts, and views with an onslaught of verbal superiority, a plethora of intellectual text bombs, or even a smattering of well-written common sense.....I cannot, will not, 'serve' you. If I am smarter than you, you can not be superior to me. Period. End story.

Please note that I did not say that I -am- smarter than you...simply "if" I am. Keep in mind, big words turn me on but only if they're used properly. Don't grab a thesaurus...I'll probably know. Thus, causing you to lose the charm you may have had. :(

If Y/you expect M/me to adhere to slaughtering the English language in this manner, I'm probably not the one for Y/you. Like I said, intelligence is my number one kink and I absolutely refuse to obliterate proper grammar/spelling over some flimsy protocols. The same applies to subs/slaves. Don't contact me using this worthless jabber. While I do understand the intent is to show respect, I'd much rather you show your respect for me by adhering to proper grammar/spelling usage.

Don't bother with the troll messages, I've made reputations verbally fist-fucking morons and ass-raping trolls with my textual strap-on over shit like this.

Is it just me or has there become an increase in the amount of whiny fucktards who scream, "Y CANT U BE REEL?" and then have a shit fit when a BBW approaches them? Yes, I'm a BBW. And yes, I'm real. I'm not saying that you're not entitled to your preferences but when you're asking for reality....babe....BBW is the reality. =) I tend to add those I'm interested in to my faves without contacting them. Eventually, I'll get around to contacting but, if I haven't for some reason and you find yourself interested, feel free to contact.

Apparently some people think that by sending a PM complimenting me on my views of things and then claiming my response is due to their 'charm' is a creative way of contacting me. It's not. My inbox is filled with PMs that bestow compliments on my wit and humor....and then go on to pursue fapping material. If this is you...keep moving. I'm not interested in a single session with anyone. I'm seeking a long term relationship. If you're seeking a dim-witted, mindless drone...keep moving, bub....I tend to be rather intelligent and I never refrain from calling you out on your bullshit. ;)

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Cherry
1/26/2011 11:14:15 AM

So, I thought I would use this journal to share with you lovely folks some of the <sarcasm>wonderful</sarcasm> PMs that I receive. Delightful, isn't it? Uh...yeah, no. >=/ I'm posting these PMs, along with the responses that I've given, in hopes that you will read them and know what -not- to send to me.

 

This one came from someone who wasn't pleased with me because I don't like shitacularly creepy old guys with Viagra addictions. >_> What?! I don't....someone else might, but I don't. O_o

 

Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged...think about it when someone looks at your wants and desires. You will get old very soon yourself and be on the otherside of shit-acularly creepy. Just an observation from an old creep that finds any woman under the age of 40 distastefull. Take care sug'

 

Okay, Bible quotes. Nice. >_> /cough

 

My response:

 

Aww, my profile hit a nerve. Shame.

 

Not really.

 

It's not a matter of 'judging' someone, per se. It's more along the lines of 'preferences'. Sure, you can say I could've been nicer in displaying my personal preferences. And, I could politely tell you that shit doesn't work.

 

You call it judging. I call it personal preferences. If the fact that a woman has preferences and chooses to employ those preferences when seeking out a potential partner annoys you, tough shit. There's really only two options you have available to you.

 

1. You can get your undies all knotted up and bitch about it. (Which, obviously, you already have. Might I suggest you unknot those?)

 

2. You can consider it my loss and move on. No point in bitching about it because your PM isn't going to change my personal preferences. 

 

I would much rather get one or two PMs from a shitacularly creepy old guy who finds women younger than forty to be distasteful (it's actually one 'l', not two) than to get a shit ton of PMs from shitacularly creepy old guys who do seek out a woman younger than forty and ignore the fact that she's not looking for an older man.

 

While this was slightly entertaining in the beginning, its entertainment value has quickly diminished. With that said, I wish you good luck in your future endeavors; whatever those may be...Bub.

 

 

I wonder if he's done ragging yet? We'll see. If he responds, I'll keep you folks informed.

 

 

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