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i'm a simple person, no really..i am...silly, funny, smart, cute..everything One would want.Tho life can be a trip sometimes, it's still a good one.Summer is here, and it's time to let the activities begin..lol..
10/18/2009 12:33:26 PM
Hi EveryOne, my last entry has been awhile...to update, life is still good. Alot less complicated, and almost joyful. It's nice when the dust finally settles and it feels like all is right in the world...BAM the well pump gets blown by a storm.. And all ya can say is "SHIT"..... So that's what i said...alot....but i believe it will work out, i also believe that the groundhog this Spring will see not see it's shadow, that Santa really does exist, and that Peter Cottontail will be hopping down my bunny trail come hell or high water...so What is your Theme Song today??? mine is ......ummm..let me get back to ya on that...
8/8/2007 9:13:51 AM
It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes....yepper..i have been spending this summer like Nellie at Padre Island...LOLi can't believe how friggin hot it is, and barely into August.i've pretty much given up on my garden...was supposed to go to Ireland, then Branson this Summer, and i'm sooooooo bummed i can do neither.but all is well....life is good, hope all of Y/you stay nice and comfy cool...big luvs..Cal
6/11/2007 11:32:05 AM
"floats by on a raft" hey EveryOne, hpes this finds all of my friends in good spirits, and good health. i am feeling rather dismayed, i acn't seem to find anything including my butt from that old whole in the ground...when in the world did i forget how to spell. and worse...where is all of my shit???i think i leave a shirt in the other room, and poof, who  takes this stuff, and where in the hell do they take off  to??? the ghosts? i think not, just my pea of a brain haaaaard at work. well enough bitchin from me...have a great daaaaayyyyy!!!!!
5/19/2007 12:24:42 PM

Because of alot of Y/you, i was able to raise 450.00 for the Relay for Life, i'm excited....Y/you who sent me Y/our crafts...(Y/you know who Y/you A/ll are)i can't thank You enough, the Relay was a huge success from the get go. the walking tacos were sooooo good....and so was the rest of the food...big luvs, and kisses...again thank You...Cal

3/19/2007 10:48:46 AM
Howdy E/everyone...hope A/allis doing well...i am...but busy.my first time being Team Captain for the Relay for Life, i love it, it's a challenge that i welcome.and encourage more to do so.i will be walking for A/all of Y/you afflicted with Cancer. i will raise money for Y/you and try to make things alittle easier if i can. i am enjoying what i am doing right now, and if any of Y/you are in my area, Aurora Mo or close by, then please let me know if  Y/you would like to be on my team...Team registration is April 10th, and it is $10 to register.thank Y/you so much for the emails i have gotten so fasr about this. Be well E/everyone...ladies, get Your PAP smears  on a regular  basis...and mamograms. this is so important. even if Y/you've never had one, we need to encourage W/women to get one for a baseline purpose, that way they have something to compare the next one to. big hugs and kisses to my F/frinds here...Cal
2/20/2007 12:19:28 PM
ok so i guess Spring has sprung??? is that what i see?? green???i'm shocked, when just 2 weeks ago, no one had ppower, no one literally had no pot to piss in let alone smoke..ok sorry for that...anyway, here we are, we have pulled ourselves out of the muck and such to rise above to buds, and green grass ALREADY, well i sure do belive Mr. Ground Hog...you bet, i bow down to the respective Groundhog, to which our knowledge of when spring would be arriving would solely rely upon dare i say?the Almanac? who says that we are supposed to see yet again another bout of ice and the like. well where do i turn to for solice? must i depend upon Ted Keller???yes i think i must, he got me thru the May 4th tornado, and his voice was the last thing i heard for 5 days, besides my chatterbox of (then)8...and my (then) future ex...who had been fishing and came home to almost nothing...so does this mean back to my weather rant...that we are going to be predisposed to have yet more ice , and yet again more tornadoes??? it's kinna like that old tootsiepop commercial, how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop? the world may never know.ok....so how is everyone doing?
11/5/2006 2:06:16 PM
Chain of event F/folks...it the weird things, perfectly normal weird chain of events that make it impossible to go take a leak without missing a most major part of the movie that you needed to know what happened to the guy who did this or that.then led to some horrible something, then you come back from not pausing the durn thing, and you end up saying "shit i missed it"....chain of events that are so horrific, they change your kids lives forever, whether you think it really has or not,.....it just does. case in point: my 2 girls one is 23 the other much younger, 23 yr.old is driving. a man, who had nothing more than steal a camera form Wal-Mart, who was going home with said camera to his wife, who clearly has no judgement on him other than someone who i suppose just resally needed a camera at the time, the man with said stolen camera in his pocket, doesn't look where he is crossing, therefore, losing his life and changing mine and my kids' lives forever, sadly enough, the most wonderful Holiday Halloween, is now changed and more real and dark than any horror movie could be for  folks like us. for a family somewhere, their son, husband, brother will not be coming home from a simple trip from Wal-Mart. this year for that family Thanksgiving will be minus a place setting. One less Christmas to pruchase. these are real things that now we will all have to deal with, if nothing else, please say  a prayer, for my kids, and for the mans' family, that they don't hurt, as bad as my kids. and that the hand of God be forever on the shoulders of all concerned... think about your surroundings, be aware...and please oh please, be careful...Cal
10/24/2006 3:00:44 PM
i am totally excited about up and coming events, i have not been on much, as my F/friends have let me know...LOL i just get involved in good causes and lose all track of time.totally diggin' my daughter and granddaughters being here for allll of the Holidays. even my favorite...HALLOWEEN!!! so EveryOne have a good week...
8/30/2006 8:34:47 PM
So....it's still ok for the guys to drive and still not ask for directions....c'mon guys, not only do we have to pick up your underwear, and socks, and find that one shoe that you need to go and get the mail??? !!! and ....what ??? my uterus is now being referred to as the tracking device....ok, I CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!  morons, with hands stuffed down their pants, and no they're not mine, would he notice??? i don't know, maybe if i came at him on all 4's with a wing in my mouth. please, next vacation i'm going ALONE ...OK??? got  it??? are yya hearing the words that are  coming out of my mouth??? and the song in the back ground to this journal entry  is, "cant touch this"....hugs and smoooooches to A/all .......P.S. if Youre feelers get hurt, that means You resembled at least one of these remarks...i just calls em as i sees em. Taaaaaa
8/17/2006 7:55:04 PM

i'd like to know when car shopping became a drag. i was looking  forward to it, and have been for a few weeks, i just about reach the end of my rope, when all of a sudden "bam" a car, not just any car but a great car, for my budget and for my lifestyle, buyer beware i reckon, but the good news is, the guy i bought the car from, is wanting to fix it for me, now if that ain't America, baseball, and Moms apple pie, i don't know what is...thank God  shilvery ( wow i've neveer had to spell that before) is not dead here in SW Mo folks...which leads me to my 3rd favorite saying...."its the simple things folks". 1st being, " falling in love is hard on the knees" and 2nd..."life is good"...WAHOO!!!!!!!!

8/15/2006 11:05:40 PM

Thank goodness for fixable  computers...i am back now...LOL so be afraid, be very afraid...

7/9/2006 3:27:10 PM
well..this is a real kicker,  Collarme lost allllllll of my emails...so i'm sunk...there was a few friends i'd made on here that i would've loved to keep in touch with but NOOOOOOOO that's way too simple... well hugs to those who knew i liked Ya...enjoy the Summer...Cal
3/15/2006 10:33:06 AM
i'm closing this down for a bit, and won't be able to recieve emails for awhile. no worries, all is ok, just having a transfer of computer to a place with no phone, so no internet..LOL...have a great Spring, and or Summer..and talk to EveryOne someother time...big loves!!!
3/5/2006 10:58:23 AM
ohhhhhh...there once was a man from Nantucket, who couldn't throw up in a bucket...he tried and he tried while he cried and he cried, and finally just said fuck it!!!.
3/3/2006 2:26:38 PM
i just can't believe this weather. it's great to live in Mo. Let Spring begin!!!!!
1/28/2006 2:13:53 PM

boy i'll tell ya, sometimes life is too short to put up with  bull, T/those of U/us who are really here to learn, and chat with T/those we know are really in this Lifestyle for the greater good. this is who i am, and this is what i do. and for T/those who are just here to "score" kinky sex...please be informed...sex in the Lifestyle is a BONUS!!!!! being a sub/slave whatever you are, a Sir, Master...doesn't matter..this is what WE need to be who and what W/we are...W/we just don't get up one day and say "oooo today would be a good day to have really kinky sex"(ok W/we do, but c'mon W/we keep it in perspective right?) i am a slut, subbie, a person, a girl. not a one night stand, or a pushover, or a Polyanna...i know what the real deal is concerning the Lifestyle, i wish some of Y/you wannabe's would get a friggin clue...ya think??? the newbies that have emailed me, i understand Y/your excitement, to have One or one realize her or his true self within the Lifestyle is an exciting one indeed, but please read more, fill Y/your head with wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more knowledge than Y/you come at me with. cause i will eat Y/you up for lunch, and T/those who know me, know i'm capable of just that. big huge smooches...*waves big and smiles, and doesnt ehshimmy on her way out* what an exit huh???

1/21/2006 3:44:46 PM
*dances around singin'* " they say it's your Birthday"...welpsies...it is!!! so...happy birthday to MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
1/2/2006 7:46:53 PM
Happy New Year EveryOne, well i am not setting myself up this year...LOL NO RESOLUTIONS this time, i'm NOT  going to drop those unwanted pounds, i'm not going to say i'm not going to get into trouble, because, let's face it, trouble IS my middle name..LOL*immpish grin*.so.....hopefully Y/you all will have New Years Resolutions that Y/you will keep and be successful at..i'm a realist...i just know that promising what seems to be an honest attempt at accomplishing  a goal, just won't  get accomplished, so why go "there"...lol
11/8/2005 5:17:05 PM
sorry....keeping up with all that this fall has to offer is a royal challenge...so i've not had any time to update...time for peeing in the yard has come to a close, time for the long underwear, and  flannel...lol.. hope A/all is well and please  don't injure Y/yourselves raking the leaves...what's fun is  taking a subbie by the ankles, and  having her blow the leaves while walking on her hands...LOL..ok, just a thought.
6/3/2005 11:00:09 AM
lol i'm wondering if i oughta include in my add that i'm a fulfledged country girl, and have no problem itching my butt whenever it itches, or dropping my drawers to pee outside...lol..if that's still appealing, then by all means Ya All...email away...Yee Haw!!!
5/31/2005 9:55:59 PM
ok...for T/those of Y/you who liked my long hair...well i had to chop it off due to a bubble gum accident.so now  i've got to get a new pic on here..i hate it when that happens...
5/29/2005 7:05:36 PM
someOne asked me not too long ago what my theme song was...LOL..after chuckling to myself (which i so often do) i thought...i've  got 3.. ok no it's not greedy to have 3. you can have more. but i'm talking the ones that make ya feel better when ya hear them...the ones that help pull yourself up after a break up or you just think the one   you're with isn't feelin' as lucky as he or she should about having youo ...my 3...1) Easy Lover*phil collins*  2)Calidonia*robin trower* mainly cause that was my nicknmame for a time..lol..and the third one is...You Got Lucky*tom petty*..so there's a bit more about me...what are Y/your theme songs?
5/13/2005 9:44:48 PM
yay!!!!! i've bought a house...i'm very excited, a very secluded out of the way place where i can further my training at my own pace...whatever that might entail i don't know, but have the rest of my life on this mountain to figure it out...lol..
5/5/2005 5:58:03 PM
yeah!!! It's that time of the season for gardening, looking for that one Summer love that's going to make it a good one...so....good luck to ya all..lol
11/18/2004 6:14:54 PM
so....now we're into fall, time for the snuggles and warm robes, hot tubs, and planning parties, baking, and celebrating what's real, friends, family, and the true knowledge, that We/we are in the best lifestyle there is, single or hooked up, this lifestyle created the freedom to be who w/we truly are, and for that i am thankful...what about Y/you? what  are Y/you thankful for, and be serious. lots of Holiday love...Cal
10/10/2004 8:01:13 PM
ya buy books and ya buy books yet ya just keep blowjobbin the teacher, when will i learn? well i've not be around for awhile..car wrecks, and crap can sure get on a persons nerves after awhile...i'm back ....
almost..lol.....oh woe is me...lmao..NOT so, all in all life is good. Be Well, be strong.Cal
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