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I'm a brilliant, fat, charming, occultist, mathematician, geek girl. He's a smart, funny, gorgeous, artistic, geeky boy. Together, we form Voltron! Or, something like that... This profile is about our search for a unicorn. :) If you're only interested in one of us, you can look at her profile under the name ctcuckoldress and his at lordsilverfall. We live in New Haven, and are interested in meeting people for fun and adventure. In particular, we'd love to meet a submissive woman who wants to bask in our awesomeness, serve us drinks, attend us at the beach, read us Shakespeare, and be taught how to please us in all things. We both enjoy obedience training, maid service, and oral worship. Sara is particularly into ritual, role playing, body worship, objectification, foot worship, begging, and spanking. Brian has a taste for humiliation, hair pulling, harder discipline, gags, collars, and eye contact restrictions. We're both mostly game to try anything; we enjoy knowing how to toy with your excitement, so if there's stuff you especially like, let us know. Neither of us are into scat or extreme sadism, but if you really are, you might be able to convince us to try it. Race play is really weird for us, but it might be ok once we all know each other, and we're all ok with everyone's "not a racist" bona fides. The primary focus of our bdsm is the Ds. We're neither of us hard-core sadists, nor particularly into extreme bondage (although that amazing, artistic rope bondage would be cool to learn). For us, the only non-negotiable part is that you find fulfillment in being attentive and responsive to our needs and desires, and that you genuinely value our pleasure over your own. Everything else we can decide on together. For us, it's more important that we all get along than that you tick all of our kinky check-boxes. It's not ok if all you're good for is as a sextoy; we'd expect to train you to entertain and serve us in other ways as well. That being said, we're looking for a servant whose company we enjoy, not a romantic partner. We're not looking for something 24/7 or live-in right now, but we're not ruling it out for the future either. We aren't too hung up on protocol...sometimes the three of us could just hang out watching movies and eating pizza, but even during those times, we'd expect you to be attentive to our comfort. While we are caring and supportive doms, we demand absolute obedience and respect. That being said, we'd never expect you to respect and obey us just because we said so. We're both heavily invested in deserving respect and adoration of others by being MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME; awesome like a mountain or thunderbolt. For both of us, attaining our highest self brings out the god(dess) in us, and demands worship. You should also be invested in becoming your perfect self. We recognize that being submissive doesn't make you worthless or even lesser than a dominant. We're only looking for a submissive who can honestly say that, at this point on your life, you feel that your highest self is found in submitting to another. Damn! That sounded so pretentious. Sorry! Of course, no one (we hope) defines themselves solely by their sexuality. We live the Sara and Brian lifestyles, and we hope you also live the ______ lifestyle; a rich, full, and varied life of fun, joy, wonder, and growing. We're supportive of your right to have an important, fulfilling life. We will provide however much or however little guidance in your "outside" life as you want us to. You should: 0) be female or a couple. We tried to pray his straight away, but it didn't take. :) 1) free to be with us without shame or secrecy. This means no cheating on your husband (unless he's cool with it, of course). 2) bisexual. For real; you should enjoy women even when men aren't around. 3) submissive. For real; none of this "I'm submissive to men, but not with women" bullshit. 4) intelligent, articulate, and well educated. 5) entertaining. Many bonus points if you sing, dance, play an instrument, or can otherwise preform for our enjoyment. 6) live no more than 2 hours from us. You should be able to drive to us and drive home the same day if need be. 7) be willing to travel to New Haven, CT at least 1 per month. MANY bonus points for living in/near New Haven. 8) be willing to spend the weekend sometimes. 9) be willing to exchange phone numbers and meet "IRL". This doesn't have to be in our first email, but we're not looking for an extended exchange of messages. We'll want to meet for coffee or ice cream within a week or two of "meeting" you here. As a reward for reading all this, mention your favorite book in your message and we'll take you out for the best pizza in America, no strings attached. http://www.thepauperedchef.com/2007/09/new-haven-pizza.html