CM so often reminds me of Elaine Benes's comment on Seinfeld: "fake...fake...fake...fake..."

Always humorous to see a profile written in superb English, immediately followed by a journal entry in pidgin English.  The rest of us are lucky that so many of the shysters are not particularly bright.

There is no shortage of con artists, hustlers and just plain unpleasant people on CM.  But there is no greater turn-off than a profile that consists, in greater part, of a screed about how awful everyone is.

If your profile desciption says that you have eyes that are "so black that they are like deep pools to immerse yourself in," it then seems odd if your photo shows that your eyes are, in fact, not at all black.

This is not dissimilar from how odd it would be if, in my profile, I described myself as a mansion, when my photo clearly shows that I am a lighthouse.

Evidently I have completely lost my mojo.