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Oh don't you just adore users who send you an abusive message then block you because they're too scared to see how you might reply! Just the kind of masterful, dominant behaviour that makes girls go weak at the knees.
People ask me why I still come to CM, it's largely for the entertainment value.
I won't bother recreating the whole message I tried to send, but I think the first line's important in my never ending quest to stop the dreadful dumbing down of society....
"I think what you meant to say was, 'you're full of shit'"
That damn English language is tricky ain't it?
(or maybe putting that apostrophe in there is just my 'opinion') LMAO |
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A little early morning advice for the Domly folk...
If you're going to refer to your submissive one as objectified property, please remember that the English language has a perfectly good possessive pronoun for this; its.
Under no circumstances do you, 'own it's body and mind' or 'read all it's mail.' But you may tell us, 'it's my property.'
Think; his, hers, its, and remember it's only means it is or it has.
This grammar lesson has been brought to you by early morning caffeine fuelled frustration.
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Saw this on another profile and really liked it;
"Submission is giving Him the power to destroy you, and trusting him not to." |
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Feeling all Oliver Twist-ey again ...  |
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Hmmm, I'm questioning the wisdom of setting myself a tough task and handing consequence of failure over to Master's twisted imagination!
Well, it seemed a good idea at the time.. 
Roll on Wednesay! |
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and the fake profile of the day goes to, dun dun duuuuuuuuun macgraham101! Honestly, does anyone actually fall for profiles like that?
But it being the first profile to pop up when I logged on this morning did start my day with a chuckle |
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Have had a couple of messages asking when I'm going to update my journal - so, how about now?
... It's a topsy turvy world when I suddenly find myself in charge; no, dont worry, my Master hasn't gone all switchy on me (eurgh!!) I've been made (or kind of 'become by default') supervisor at work. It's a little odd! Being in charge of myself and my own work is one thing, suddenly being responsible for what everyone else is doing and how they're doing it.... hmmmmm, let's just say those wonderful, gooey, cunt clenchingly hot moments I adore so much when my Master takes full control of HIS property will be even more welcome now!!  |
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Is it just me or is January dragging on and on and on and on...
Please, please, pleeeeeeease can someone just put me out of my misery and fastforward me to the beginning of February!! |
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It's my birthday. Usually I'm a bouncy Tigger kind of a person. Today I feel much more like Eeyore 
*sigh* it'll pass... |
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Hmmmmm I've been trying to remove the part on my profile that asks total strangers to message me with their unsolicited opinions & judgements on my relationship. Can't seem to find it. It must be hiding with that bit that asks other Doms to message me wanting me to fall at their feet and offer my undying submission!
Thanks to you all for the (unnecessary) reminder of just how lucky I am to have found my amazing Master here in this sea of strangeness! |
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I can't seem to find the 'complaints' department - though I don't want to look too hard in case I accidentally stumble into the 'dealing with insubordinate slaves' department!  |
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Apparently it's no good just awarding myself a title, I have to earn it as well!!
sigh, some people are just so demanding!  |
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Carlsberg don't make Masters, but if they did... |
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Feeling rather a lot like Oliver Twist today... |
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I can't decide if I've just been complimented or insulted!! A 'dom' has just accused me of being a fake - on the basis that I look too thin in my photos for my description of myself!!
Ummmmm, I think I'd like his eyes to look at myself with, he's clearly blind to all the wobbly bits!  |
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Totally unexpected and random acts of generosity are fantastic aren't they?  |
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I get so many offers from Doms on here I decided it's time I offered something back! So if any Doms want someone to sort out the spelling, punctuation and grammar on their profiles, give me a shout!
Honestly guys, do you have any idea what the ratio of Doms to subs is on here? Why not give yourself the best possible chance by having a coherent profile because believe me, these things only 'don't matter' to those who can't do them!
My current favourites are;
The Dominants who can't spell dominant.
The Doms looking for, "a sub or sub's" ... ummmm, a sub's what?
And the Dom who wants a slave to forfill his desires!
I can't be the only sub on here who wouldn't want to be grasped by a Dom who hasn't even managed to grasp the basics of the English language, so if you're having trouble finding what you want, consider that maybe she read your profile and moved quickly by... |
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One whole year of ownership today, can't believe how quick that's flown by!
Like most subs on here, I had a mass influx of Doms wanting to 'own' me when I first joined, if asked now why I picked Him above other suitable candidates, I'd have to say there were 2 main reasons:
1. location - all the others were too far away to make real time meets realistic.
2. he knew who Dave Mustaine & James Hetfield were!!
LOL Terrible, terrible reasons!! But hell, as selection processes go it seems to have worked out ok - one year on, no regrets and having SUCH a good time! 
Thank You xx |
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I have just been reminded of the difference between confidence and arrogance. It's a fine line, but the real Doms come down on the correct side of it. The wannabes are all too arrogant to even realise they're getting it wrong... |
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If one more person responds to my injury with 'but I thought you liked pain', I swear to Satan I will beat them to death with my crutches!!!  |
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I enjoy being restrained as much as the next kinkster, but 6 weeks imobilised in a cricket splint after having a ram use his head to butt my knee from its socket, is not my idea of fun bondage, or fun pain for that matter! 
... On the plus side, I just know my Master is glinting with evil delight at the thought of his property all sore and helpless as he decides how best to take advantage of the situation ... |
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*groan* *wince* *ouch* , ooooooh I must be getting old - or out of practice!!
I need a full body massage! Any volunteers ....  |
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