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Can we pretend I've written something really sexy and cool? If I have to keep staring at this screen trying to write something interesting I might have to give up, buy lots of cats, a vibatror and be single forever, as an old bag lady, with lots of cats and an expensive batteries habit. I love cats but please don't make me be an old bag lady. The problem is I'm not cool, I'm the weird girl who hides in the corner and doesn't say anything to anyone on pain of social death, hates college and can't wait for University because everyone says things get better and I want to believe they're right. Until then, I have the internet where I can be me and talk to strangers safe behind my keyboard!
I turned 18 in December and celebrated by smoking 20 cigarettes in my room and writing a list of 10 things I'd like to do now I was 18:
1. Go backpacking to somewhere I've never been before
2. Learn how to play the guitar
3. Get a tattoo
4. Read every Terry Pratchett book
5. Go skinny dipping
6. Stop worrying about what people think of me and be myself
7. Get a boyfriend
8. Have sex
9. Learn how to make bread
10. Do the Three peaks challenge
I decided to make an account here because of 6 and also a little because of 7 and 8. I'm submissive, I know I am because it's what I think about a lot of the time and it's what turns me on and what I think about sexually an embarrassing amount, in inappropriate moments when no one knows why my face is red and I want to hide even more than usual. If I had to write my list of 10 things again but make it kinky it would be:
1. Have sex in every position
2. Get tied up
3. Take a spanking
4. Have sex blindfolded
5. Have sex outside somewhere I could be caught
6. Have sex in the shower
7. Learn how to give an amazing blowjob
8. Get a facial
9. Go outside somewhere with cum on my face or hair where I might be caught
10. Buy something kinky
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