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I am suppose to use this box to paint you a picture of who I am. I choose to be what I am...a dominant man. I was before Grey was synonymous with D/s, and shall be until long after “Shades” is but a mere memory. The fact of the matter is that dominance is just another part of my overall personality.
Now that we have completed the serious and formal aspect of the profile. It is time to demonstrate another, more entertaining, part of my personality. So without any further adieu, and apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.
You just might be a redneck master if...
- the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains.
- the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt.
- you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck.
- you repair your leather with duct tape.
Turnabout is fair play, so here's the other side of the coin.
You just might be a redneck sub if...
- you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief.
- fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels.
- you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos.
- your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma".
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