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Slave to SirB'stard.

A contradiction!!
Just me
just smiling...

Yes folks, still here, still together, still perverted.

I just might fill this in soon lol.










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 Female Slave

 Durham (ish) 

 United Kingdom

 5' 9"






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Journal Entries:
5/16/2011 2:01:55 PM

Stab me with a fork,.............I'm done !!


4/19/2011 8:25:19 AM

I don't come here often these days........That thing called life gets in the way.

Still, thought I'd have a look see at who's who and whats you do lol.


Guess what?................same eejits, losers, wannabe's and fantasists as always.



3/9/2011 8:21:43 AM

It's forever since I wrote anything here.

Still here.

Still me.........and Sir of course

Still open to new friendships with people with half a brain.


Play nice xx

7/10/2010 5:32:08 AM
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

7/9/2010 3:55:56 PM
Good food, good company and lotsa laughs.
That's what Friday's were made for lol

Oh and not forgetting Mr Smirnoff lol

7/9/2010 4:48:58 AM


for the love of Satan, if you really can't be bothered to use spell check, PLEASE do not send me a message

Yes, I will judge you because you can't or won't spell  correctly or use the English language properly.
My dog has more brains than most of you around these parts.

6/18/2010 7:16:15 AM
I'm an UBERDOM and I'm ok
I wank all night and I sleep all day.

The rest to follow lol

6/2/2010 12:48:12 PM
Ok folks..................tell me

If you can't be arsed to spell check and get that small thing correct, WHY THE HELL do you think anyone would let you near them with a whip?
I AM the spelling police lol

1/11/2010 5:28:26 AM
The point is ??

12/3/2009 4:30:20 AM
I have a friend who I think needs help. Not only is she guilty of a criminal act, but she has an imaginary friend. This friend isn't human, it's a dog!!
She even bought this "dog" a bowl whilst shopping at the weekend.
Wierd if you ask me lol

12/3/2009 4:28:37 AM
That's what happens AWAY from the keyboard folks. Try it, it's ok...honest. lol

11/24/2009 2:30:43 AM
I have just been told my last journal entry was "naughty".
So was the damn horse lol lol

11/22/2009 10:17:29 AM
They say a dog is mans best friend.

This was certainly true from where I was standing last night, or was that this morning? lol.

11/19/2009 3:49:52 AM
"Doubt transports you to the truth. Who does not doubt fails to inquire. Who does not inquire fails to gain insight. Without insight, you remain blind and perplexed."

Al-Ghazali, Sufi master (1058-1111)

11/17/2009 11:45:52 AM
Seems some people around these parts, may not be who they seem to be.
What??..............yes really, even people who you think are real are not.
It's like the twilight zone around here!!

11/16/2009 6:27:54 AM
Puleeeaasee !!
you're all mad, every last one of you !

11/16/2009 6:12:56 AM

I have a date tonight.
Mr Smirnoff is wonderful.

11/1/2009 9:46:36 AM
At long last it's party time again. Well not just yet......20 days and counting.

Lotsa friends, lotsa vodka and of course lots of...............................laughs,you bloody perverts lol.

9/28/2009 4:44:12 AM
Well....what can one say?
Same shit, different day!

Just leave me in the box i'll be fine....honest lol.

7/12/2009 12:20:52 PM
Well, isn't life the funniest of thingsxx

7/4/2009 9:47:13 AM
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.I apologise for any technical error but I'm sure I'll find something to complain about in the near future.
For now please enjoy the  nearly nude pictures of the 18 year old bisexual nymphomaniac tribute demanding, dommes.

6/8/2009 5:08:41 AM
Ambulances in the rear view mirror.

5/11/2009 5:24:22 AM
Oooh I see the "I am dom hear me roar" fuckwits are out in force today.
Bless em

5/6/2009 12:34:46 AM
Self preservation, it's a wonderful thing.

5/5/2009 6:19:06 AM
It's a sad place.

4/23/2009 1:10:54 AM
That's all I have to say about that!!

4/16/2009 1:27:29 PM
Oooohhhh, the big bad "Dom's" around these parts, are now dictating what bra size you should BEFORE contacting them. lol
It just gets better.

4/14/2009 10:19:43 AM

Fair weather friends......................who needs em?

3/31/2009 7:11:28 AM

Of all the horrid, hideous notes of woe, Sadder than owl-songs or the midnight blast, Is that portentous phrase,  " I told you so"

(Lord Byron)

3/12/2009 1:17:33 PM
He's soft to the touch
But frayed at the end he breaks
He's never enough
And still he's more than I can take
Oh because I don't know
I don't know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster?
(Kelly Clarkson)

2/26/2009 1:40:20 PM

I've tried being nice.........but REALLY........if you can't spell, have converted the English language into text speak because you can't be arsed to type two extra letters and have no idea on punctuation, then do me a favour..............F**k  O** out of my inbox.

2/25/2009 2:14:48 PM

I'm happy !!
Just thought I'd let you know lol.

2/2/2009 3:46:04 AM
It's the small things that matter in life, the small insignificant touches, the look in the eye, the words at the end of a call. When they stop, the walls are crumbling.

2/2/2009 3:37:17 AM
Give a liar enough rope and sure enough they will hang themselves!!

1/14/2009 6:31:34 AM
This site used to be a fun place to waste some time. After today, it seems people on here take themselves FAR too seriously and have lost all inklings of a sense of humour.

Ah well........

1/14/2009 6:08:47 AM
Considering this is supposed to be an alternative lifestyle, you're a pretty judgemental intolerant lot really !!!

12/20/2008 5:48:25 AM
Funny old game, life isn't it ?

12/19/2008 3:07:13 AM
My God, this place is boring lately !!

11/2/2008 5:11:09 AM
It's the people who shout about trust the most,  that are usually the ones who lie and cheat. Funny that.

10/26/2008 11:35:56 AM

The only person you will ever truly know, is the person that stares back at you from within the mirror.

10/26/2008 11:34:51 AM
Some people should be locked in their cupboards with their dogs and rich tea biscuits .

10/21/2008 1:38:38 PM
Some people should be locked in a cupboard forever.

10/19/2008 2:20:06 PM
We now have two computers connected to the internet, (Yes I know it only took 6 months). Anyway, Sir can now read what I type as I type, without looking over my shoulder lol. Does that make me a weal twue slave, with a weal twue Master, who reads all my mail and stuff?

10/7/2008 3:37:32 AM
Still awaiting tribute and the Audi.

Though thankyou to LondonTrainer for the laughs. I didn't realise there were people here with a sense of homour lol

10/2/2008 1:44:31 PM
Dum de dum dum dum !!!

9/29/2008 11:29:14 AM
No I don't really want to have a cyber Dom I was taking the piss.
Although if you would like to send me tributes of wads of cash an chocolate.............oohhhh and an Audi would be cool too, then feel free.

9/26/2008 3:41:54 PM
I wanna cyber Dom........any offers lol

9/26/2008 11:26:40 AM
My friend angelkiss said to tell all you male "Doms"....."please don't put pictures of your naked backside on your profiles, it's not Domly and you just look like twats" lol

9/26/2008 11:10:09 AM
Ok, just to put the record straight.MasterMasterUK is not a dirty old man that hands out sweeties to people lol.

Halloween party on the 31st October........erm...yeah halloween lol.
Fancy dress essential.
If you fancy a laugh, feel free to come along.

9/25/2008 12:40:54 PM
Please can we have some more sweeties MasterMasterUK?

9/20/2008 4:20:27 PM

Thankyou to MasterMasterUK and the lovely freyasub, for a very entertaining evening. the basket weaving was especially interesting.
Once again, good company and lots of laughs.
The sweeties were an extra special touch lol.
Roll on halloween.

8/31/2008 9:33:30 AM
Aaaaaarrrggghh !!
That's all I have to say on that matter.

8/26/2008 1:40:23 PM
We're having a party and you're not invited there !!

8/19/2008 6:40:29 AM

For those that asked, the party was brill thankyou. Lots of fun, laughter, alcohol and perverts.
To those that attended, thankyou for making it a really fun night, you will all be welcome next time.
Even you, lol lol

8/7/2008 11:04:55 AM
Can you be a slave without being owned? Can you be a Master without having a slave?

8/4/2008 8:21:44 AM
I wonder sometimes if a lot of people use this "lifestyle" as an escape from reality. Or maybe it's because they have the social skills of a racoon, and probably smell like one too. We can all be anyone we wish to be behind the monitor. The real challenge comes when you take that leap into real life, with real people. It's a shame many many of you will never be able to meet that challenge.

8/3/2008 12:23:40 PM
Whats the matter with you people?....we're not inviting you to an orgy, just a drink with other perves.
Are you really that attached to your keyboard?, if it means that much to you, you can bring it with you.....ffs!!

7/27/2008 12:04:50 PM
We're having a  party!! It's the birthday of angelkiss in three weeks, and apparently Sir and I have been volunteered (so kind) to hold a party for her. (This is what happens when you leave your best friend with your Sir while you are working).
So if you want to come along, just yell, the more the merrier.

7/25/2008 5:29:23 AM
Considering all the "I'm honest and genuine" comments I read on profiles, there seems to be an awful lot of fuckwits out there.

7/24/2008 11:22:43 AM
I've found something really strange around here.
You're all perverts!!
I'm far too innocent for this place.

7/22/2008 8:58:09 AM

If there was a ban on all the men pretending to be women, all the women who are really men pretending to be lesbians and all the men pretending to be women who are looking for women, ....well there would only be 12 of us left.

7/21/2008 12:37:26 PM
And while I'm in rant mode......(yeah I know I'm usually sweet).
I had a conversation earlier with a fellow female submissive who seemed very nice and had a realtionship full of protocol and ritual. (ok if that's what floats your boat I thought). After letting her "advise" me on the rules of M/s relationships and some of the punishments she has been dealt (wtf)?...she then proceeds to inform me that.......go on guess.......go on......yup you got it.......she has NEVER met her "Master", they chat daily though and guess what?.....he punishes her online....physically....huh??............what??.......and now you see why the block button is my friend!!!

7/21/2008 11:47:08 AM
Funny how single "Doms" feel the need to bitch about other people, send messages to friends berating people they've never even spoken to. 
Get a backbone and send the messages direct you wuss!!
 If you have NEVER met me, or looked me in the eye, (webcam doesn't count), then please refrain from calling me/Us fake or wannabe's. The only fake thing about me/Us is putting up with the bullshit around here and being nice about it!!

And for the people who have met me lol.....well I'm nice to those, unless of course they're pathalogical liars and/or tell tales out of school when they don't get what they want. The honest genuine people who have met me/Us....well I love you all, as mad and as twisted as you all are lol.

7/20/2008 2:23:46 PM
I have a house, only it's not a real house. You're more than welcome to pop round for cyber coffee and computer chip cookies. Although you must be naked at the door and really beg to enter.
In my house I have 4587 UberDoms,they're all really mean and nasty. All of these doms have 298 slaves each, they each have flowing locks, heaving bosoms and sparkling eyes. They're all very slim and beautiful and sit on furs and things....honest!! If any of the submissives are bad, they are evicted and chased through the wooded forests with dewy orchards by the UberDoms, and beheaded with sharp swords and other scary stuff.
These UberDoms I have in my house all have 12" penises and are experts with every flogger and whip imaginable, and can have any submissive they wish on their knees within seconds of meeting them,(they're very persuasive) The collars...oh the collars. They're all shiny and have diamonds and other stuff glued on them, they come off very easily which is a good thing I think.
So my friends, please feel free to drop by to my house at any time. The address is

7/16/2008 12:59:45 PM
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothin in between
You know, you wouldn't want it any other way

(Alanis Morisette)

7/13/2008 2:07:09 AM

Sigh !!

7/13/2008 2:06:25 AM

Sigh !!

7/11/2008 11:08:38 AM
Once or twice in this  life, you come accross someone who is what they say they are. who with a simple message, can help you see things more clearly.
Even if the number 16 pops up frequently lol

7/10/2008 1:06:47 PM
Sometimes there are things going on in "life".....yeah you know........AWAY from the keyboard. makes me realise that most...not all...but most of you are pretty sad!!

6/22/2008 12:30:35 PM
Some people!!..I swear, give them a bottle of
vodka and they'll do anything lol.........Of course I won't mention names....but that serenityNH can .......well I won't tell you what she did do...but she can drink vodka by the gallon.....

More exploits of serenityNH and NightHawk tomorrow...............tune in soon lol

For all the people who asked (in the space of 2 hrs) lol....what serenityNH did with the empties............well.......shall I tell?............hmmmm

6/22/2008 12:27:27 PM
Thankyou to the scrummy Handiman and the even scrummier milkbather for a wonderful night of intellectual discourse and a few games of chess....looking forward to the next one lol

6/19/2008 2:10:43 PM
And another thing,what is it with these people that state .."if you have a Master, why are you here"?..
My reply to you is...what the f**k has that got to do with you? Where in the terms and conditions does it state that only single people are allowed here?.

Ok rant over..I'll be nice now....honest

6/19/2008 9:40:55 AM

Pet hate no: 3974563

When you use someone elses words,poems, quotes or song lyrics, have the decency to quote the author.
It's damn ignorant not to !!!!

6/1/2008 3:02:34 PM
Weeeeelll....tut, awful.
I recieved a message today saying I have the wrong attitude for an "s" type.

Erm...ok, and I should be bothered about your opinon why exactly?
I'm in a good mood or I'd name and shame you....Plonker!!!

5/30/2008 4:03:29 AM
And while I'm in rant mode, what is it with the femal sub/slave profiles. How many do you read that announce "I've been hurt in the past". Well haven't we all?, that was the past, if you're not over that hurt, then this is the wrong place for you. If you are over it, stop bloody whining, it's life. You've heard the song "Everybody hurts sometimes"....tut.
Rant over, have fun out there lol

5/30/2008 4:00:48 AM
Ok ok....I admit,SOME of you are real. Though you're at the other end of the bloody country, or not in this country at all. .....As for the rest of below.

5/29/2008 1:15:12 PM
You have to wonder about a lot of these pervy people around these parts.

Most of the females, sub or Domme, are actually male. Most of the biological females are either looking for a knight in shining armour, have serious mental health issues,or are wanting payment for their time.

Most of the men,....I said Most..are either retarded or in serious need of their heads pulling out of their own arse. Or the Dom types are really subby, or anything really, as long as it includes a shag.

And the rest of them are Gorean lol

Where are all the genuine people?...c'mon there must be some of you out there, stand up and be counted.

5/27/2008 7:26:32 AM
The journal entry below has been deleted, due to the reasoning that,

"Dignity shoots down the weak"

5/23/2008 1:54:58 PM
We all enter this world in the same way
Soaked in blood, screaming and quite bare
But if you live your life in the right way
That kind of thing doesn't have to stop there
(Paul Curtis)

5/23/2008 1:50:44 PM
Have you ever wondered, what makes you the person you are?

5/22/2008 2:12:49 PM
Public health warning

 1. People who discriminate against Goreans, 

 2.People who complain about others, who discriminate against profiles with poor spelling.

If any of that made sense, then you're as mad as they are lol
Isn't this life oh so wonderful.

5/20/2008 2:00:22 PM
Ok you pervy lot...Sir's birthday yesterday and lots of excess chocolate birthday cake.

Any ideas what to do with it?.....answers on a postcard please. lol lol

5/20/2008 2:05:45 AM
Do people really use bad grammar, and spell like they're six and still in primary school, just to get women to reply to them? Even if the message is to scream SPELL CHECK !!!!. surely they're not THAT desperate??

5/20/2008 2:02:27 AM

you have to wonder about people, even people you know well can be strange. Even stranger than usual that is !!

5/9/2008 12:55:03 PM
Please don't presume, that because myself and SirBstard  (Sir)are usually around these parts at the same time that we are the same person.
We live in the same house lol....which means usually as one gets up from the p.c the other one sits down.
Simple math really.

4/17/2008 12:01:33 PM
Well......isn't life really fun?.....well it could be if any of you bothered to get off your backsides and way from the computer.
There is life out there...believe me I've seen it.....Ive been's fun.....try it

4/1/2008 4:01:21 AM


3/25/2008 2:15:40 PM

Judgemental...word of the day.

When it's easier to blame someone else, than take a long hard look in the mirror!!

3/8/2008 12:18:58 PM
Friends...who needs em ???

2/23/2008 5:42:27 PM

All the world is a stage.
some people forget to step down!!

2/23/2008 5:35:37 PM
Often, life is like a broken pencil...there is no point!!!

2/20/2008 5:57:52 AM

It's a funny thing life....until it kicks you in the teeth.
Then you have no teeth and life's crap

2/2/2008 4:51:11 PM
Well, well, amusing.

1/24/2008 9:46:11 AM
A slight change of tone, or a very simple change in behaviour, that's all it takes for you to know.

1/18/2008 9:46:03 AM
Ok ok, stop with the sarcastic messages please....I have no idea why the idea of me becoming a gorean slave amuses you so!!
tut....Julian Clary indeed.

1/15/2008 9:18:17 AM

From today I'm going to be a gorean slave.....honest !!

1/10/2008 4:37:21 AM
Dum de dum......
Why aren't we all smug today?.....let's see what tomorrow brings shall we lol.

12/31/2007 1:03:26 AM

Another year gone.
Christmas over and the new year around the corner, makes you think doesn't it?
This year has been one of the best and one of the worst, yet I'm still here.
Make this year special, make the people you love know it, take the time to show them, they are the most important people in your life, they won't be around forever.
Make the effort, be who you want to be,but most of all cherish what you have, it's so easy for it to slip away.
Look every day into the eyes of that special person in your life and tell them "I love You"
and mean it.
I love You

12/22/2007 2:32:51 PM

It's nearly christams again....I asked Santa for something special but He said no !!!
Would you all kindly message SirB'stard and tell Him I deserve it.
Thankyou all.

12/18/2007 11:51:09 AM
Oh and while I'm ranting...what is it with all the "poor me" subs around here?
You know the type...."I've been hurt before, please come along and rescue me then I won't have to take any responsibility for my life"....Yeah those ones.
Get a life for God's sake.

Oh and Merry Christmas to you

12/18/2007 11:48:31 AM
Ok...I have a question.
How do you steal a person?
Just a random question, from nowhere, out of the blue.
Is it like stealing a polly you pick a Dom and put him in your pocket til you get home?
If anyone has a sensible answer I'd really like to hear it...honest.

12/18/2007 11:45:45 AM
Well, it seems that after all this time, some of you still can't spell.
Maybe you should ask Santa for a dictionary.
It's funny how many people on this site, state they have PHD's,Master's (the degree you nutter) and many other letters after their name, yet these same people find it hard to spell intelligent.

12/7/2007 3:54:33 AM
Funny how people can get really pissed off when things don't go their way. both ways.

12/7/2007 3:52:20 AM
Oohhhhhh some people are so touchy !!'s a wonderful thing.

11/19/2007 1:42:14 PM
Word of the day.

11/19/2007 1:41:53 PM
You know it's probably best when you mail someone on here not to give your mobile phone number too.
Weird me thinks

11/19/2007 1:40:56 PM
Who pinched the colours from here?

11/10/2007 5:08:43 AM
Why is no one talking to me these days?
I haven't fallen off the planet people.
Though I know one or two of you would like me to lol......bless you

11/6/2007 10:09:38 AM

Seems in this town where we live,it's customary to always have a greggs carrier bag swinging from the wrist.
Everywhere around here there are obese people....I don't just mean fat i mean obese.
And they always have an excuse.
There is no excuse...sorry

11/6/2007 10:05:33 AM

Word of the day


10/27/2007 10:08:10 AM
Halloween party tonight....By way of an experiment............a test to see how many people really do "get out" given the chance
Short Notice I know......but...

In County Durham  (near Bishop Auckland)
Fancy Dress
if you wanna come, send me a message on here or on IC and I'll give you directions if we like the cut of your jib

Whatever a jib is

10/16/2007 8:48:41 AM
Things that make you go...hmmmmmm !!

10/11/2007 2:02:26 PM

We have a chocolate thief in this house.
Never being seen, as quiet as a mouse.
Does he live under the stairs or within the plaster?
No folks His name is Master.

10/9/2007 12:03:19 PM

Thankyou for making me the centre of your world.
I would return the favour, only I really can't be bothered.

10/5/2007 4:11:13 AM
Dum de dum

10/4/2007 2:06:51 PM
I win......fight,battle and war....
I win

10/2/2007 1:10:28 PM
Anyone in the North East fancy coming along to a fancy dress  party (compulsary), on the 27th October????
Go on it'll be fun.
Oh i forgot most of you don't ever leave your keyboards.
Ah well...anyone real who does actually leave the house on occasion get drunk, have fun, you're more than welcome..
Just send a message to here or Sirb'stard.

10/2/2007 1:05:55 PM
There are times when I just don't want to be nice.
This is one of those times.
Feel free to bitch about me.....feel free to paint me all the colours of the rainbow.
Knock yourself out on being a manipulative fuck up.
I'll still walk away with my head high
How about you?

10/2/2007 1:03:48 PM
Fucking hypocrites......
The day will come.....I promise

9/24/2007 5:11:21 AM

The wolves just do as they are told,
They are the Devil's - Collectors of Souls.
Remember the saying "Curiosity killed the cat?"
Always remember to watch your back.
If you mess with things you don't understand,
No one is there to reach out and slap your hand.
Beware my short time friend, the Devil is near,
He'll sneak up behind you, you won't even hear.
If you like the sound of Rock and Roll,
Watch out! The words will rob your soul.
If you don't believe the Devil is real, you're mistaken,
Believe me my friend, I doubted, I was taken.
When its time for one to go,
He'll scream and shout but no one will know.
Many have tried, but always they fail,
For the gift of Satan is a one way trip to Hell;
I'm sending out this "warning" for those to learn,
If you don't pay attention, surely you'll burn.
I'm telling you my friend, don't ever let him in,
If you do it's the start of the end!


9/22/2007 11:25:52 AM
You've heard the saying.."People in glass houses"...etc etc.

9/17/2007 3:13:23 PM

I have decided I'm the only sane person around here.
Trailer trash I may be but at least I have my self respect.
Have a nice day!!

9/9/2007 5:59:12 AM
The answer is 48...really !!

9/4/2007 1:47:50 PM
There are no victims.
When you lie on the tracks, you have no right to bitch when you get hit by the train.

9/4/2007 1:46:00 PM

Omitting the truth is a lie in itself.
Hiding things is lying in it's own right.
It's the one sure way of getting someone to walk away, no matter how much they love you.

9/4/2007 1:40:48 PM
I think all you crazy people should talk to my friend "moo".
She likes nutters she does.

9/3/2007 4:29:54 PM

I've been away for a while.
Nothing changes really does it?

8/22/2007 4:34:16 PM

I'm getting married in the
moo...don't forget the hat

8/17/2007 12:41:43 PM
Yes it was worth waiting for.
Every second of being without You, no longer matters.
You're here..always here.
One day !!!

8/10/2007 3:23:10 PM
If you dig deep enough around here, there is intelligent life.
mostly at the other end of the country.
No moo darling i didn't mean you, since when have you been intelligent?

8/4/2007 9:42:46 AM
I'm a good slave I am.
I haven't used a swear word in a sentence to Master all day...or spiked His coffee with drugs.
See i can be  a "good slavegirl" too Angelkiss !!

8/3/2007 2:14:31 PM
What's even funnier is the Dom's that believe that they have "good little slavegirls".
tee hee

8/3/2007 2:13:03 PM
Don't you just love these "good little slavegirls?".
What a load of bollox that is!!
I'm actually

7/28/2007 12:37:44 PM

It's bad enough taking abuse from the English Doms .....even the bloody Germans are having a go now.
Though, i do believe this one is more switchy than Dom.
Bless you and your limp lol.

7/21/2007 2:42:01 PM
I'm back.....I think

7/7/2007 3:22:11 PM
Ok so I'm a bitch, didn't the nic tell you that?....tut

7/7/2007 2:35:49 PM

Isn't it funny how some around here, criticise other people's spelling and grammar.
(Yes i know I do, but I'm allowed)
And then as soon as you point out,not just one but many errors in their own writings they get upset.
Bless the baby doms and their English teachers.

7/7/2007 10:35:32 AM

     Stupid Saturday facts

The longest one syllable word in the English language is "screeched"

2. All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4.20.

3. Almonds are members of the peach family.

4. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

5. The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes.

To be continued when I'm bored again.

6/29/2007 10:00:04 AM

Drench yourself in words unspoken.
Live your life with arms wide open.
Today is where your book begins.
The rest is still unwritten.
(Natasha Bedingfield)

6/28/2007 3:20:53 PM
When everything in this world is getting You down.
Remember i have faith in You

6/23/2007 3:58:28 PM
The same aforementioned sad person,has also decided I'm a plaything, a slut and a whore!!
Yes you prat..just NOT YOURS!!!

6/23/2007 11:25:16 AM
Some really sad erm..person, has taken the time to read through my whole journal,and point out to me that I have a problem with people who do not spell correctly.
I already know that dear, what's your point?

6/23/2007 10:32:36 AM
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too please. 

Did it take you forever to read?

6/17/2007 12:57:19 PM
You know you're too old for BDSM when;

1.Sensory depravation is when your Master hides your hearing aid.
2.Your nipple clamps have training wheels.
3.Edge play is standing near the microwave with a pacemaker.
4.When you tell your slave to get the cane; you have to specify walking or beating.
5.You can't tell the difference between your tattoo's and your age spots.
6.You shout "ONE TWO THREE..CLEAR" during electrical play.
7.Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen pipe.
8.You hold the paddle and say "You're younger than me...back into the paddle hard".
9.Age play really is 24/7.

6/17/2007 4:23:21 AM
"I used to sleep at the foot of Old Glory
And awake in the dawn's early light
But much to my surprise
When I opened my eyes
I was a victim of the great compromise" - John Prine.

6/10/2007 11:27:11 AM
When nothing changes...things change.

6/10/2007 4:26:09 AM
You eventually learn, that hitting your head off the desk hurts.

6/10/2007 4:23:38 AM
Indifferent....I love that word.

6/9/2007 12:02:12 PM
Hello I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Grouch Marx

6/9/2007 11:39:02 AM
Oh what a tangled web.
I would have quoted the whole thing, but to tell you the truth i can't be bothered!!
It's just online drama folks!!

6/7/2007 10:53:06 AM
I see it's fairy sprinkle season again.Hasn't that come around quickly?

6/6/2007 12:14:44 PM
Some fights you just can't win.
It's then you have to admit defeat.

6/6/2007 5:02:57 AM
Come to the edge, he said. They said: We are afraid.
 Come to the edge, he said. They came.
He pushed them and they fell flat on their faces

6/4/2007 9:09:53 AM

I think it's quite amusing that YOU take the time to read my journal.
Please feel free to send me a message anytime you wish.
You think i'm scary?
Watch this space!!

6/3/2007 2:31:27 AM

When the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

5/25/2007 10:56:38 AM
"So I walk upon high and I step to the edge, to see
my world below, I laugh at myself as the tears roll down,
because its the world I know..."

5/16/2007 2:53:41 PM
I'm only hurts when i breathe.

5/16/2007 2:47:38 PM
Have fun everyone

5/16/2007 12:13:26 PM
"It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all"
Which dumb fuck came up with that crap theory?
It's bollocks!!!

5/10/2007 1:04:13 PM
If you have something to say, then just say it.
Don't hide behind others, get a backbone and some self respect dear!!

5/9/2007 6:46:14 PM
And at 2.45 it's even worse.
Though no worse than the good old U.S of A  "on your knees bitch" brigade that come out at night lol

5/9/2007 6:14:42 PM
What a load of crap there is on TV at 2.14 am lol.
Must be nice to sleep..

5/8/2007 1:07:21 AM

" A serene,sweet,compliant sub is what i desire."
Hmmm...and you send me a message?
Ah well, thanks for the laugh!

5/4/2007 7:47:57 AM
Care in the community, it's a wonderful thing.
Bless you angelkiss.

5/3/2007 2:31:53 AM
When I grow up, I want to be a psycho Domme.
Can I?....purleeaaseee????

4/29/2007 2:52:45 PM

If you lost some weight, you would be a perfect slave for me.

How nice....If you lost yourself, somewhere preferably in Outer Mongolia, you'd be perfect too.

4/27/2007 1:13:25 AM
I have both hands raised

4/26/2007 4:06:09 PM
See, the problem is I know I annoy you and it amuses me.
Watch this space.

4/26/2007 3:26:31 PM

Do I annoy you with my ramblings here?
Good I aim to please lol

3/10/2007 4:18:19 PM
Apparently, I've contravened rule 683, paragraph 59, page, 640, 2nd edition of the slave rule book.
I'm not supposed to capitalise my "I"'s.
Sorry people , I think I burned my copy.

3/9/2007 4:12:21 PM
I'm not a Domme and it doesn't matter how much you beg I'm still not a Domme.
There's only one man I'd take pleasure in beating.....
I divorced him instead

3/8/2007 3:42:59 PM
It amazes me, the mentality of some so called "Dom's" around here.  I recieved  this tonight,

"You have my permission to reply, i prefer Sir"

Well dear, I only need permission from one, and I have His permission to tell you to     F**K OFF !!!!

3/8/2007 10:17:17 AM
Shall we go through life, dragging the past baggage behind us?
Or do we leave it at the station and start afresh?
Do we leave the walls in place, protected?
Or should we take the walls apart, let others see into our soul and be vulnerable?
Can we live life scared, hoping never to be hurt?
Or is it, that we should open up and live life how we wish?
Is it right to expect others to read out minds,when we don't say what we need?
Or do we let others know how we feel, and risk rejection?

My baggage is at the station,my walls are down and i'm ready to live my life....with You

3/5/2007 4:01:28 PM
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
When harry met Sally

3/1/2007 2:54:40 PM
When it's dark enough you can see the stars

2/27/2007 1:21:17 PM
Look not back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around you in awareness.
Ross Hersey

2/26/2007 4:25:54 PM
There's also some people around here, who would do well in padded cells and straight jackets.

2/26/2007 1:08:07 PM
We, that is moo and I were perusing the female profiles today.
Apart from the obvious catalogue pictures,we have come to the conclusion that a lot of you really need to wash.
C'mon girls a little effort doesn't hurt.

2/25/2007 7:03:52 AM
 Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
It's a wonderful life

2/23/2007 1:15:27 PM


2/22/2007 5:16:56 AM

"That f***ing hurt"
"Hit me with that again if you dare"
"I'll put that somwhere painful"
"You evil sadistic Bastard"

All of the above are not safewords.

2/20/2007 4:49:31 PM

Often, the only question is "Why" ?

2/19/2007 12:59:00 PM
Compromise !
I love that word

2/18/2007 2:47:54 AM
Who put all my fonts on prozac??

2/16/2007 9:31:12 AM

I am His,
that's all there is to it.

2/14/2007 1:21:13 AM

Tell someone you love them today,
And mean it.

2/11/2007 10:41:21 AM

Brain off-line, please wait

2/11/2007 10:31:22 AM
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key

2/8/2007 4:09:01 PM
What colour is the sky in your world?

Like a peanut....That's it.....In a nutshell

2/5/2007 12:12:52 PM
Candles, chocolates, roses and You.
That makes a perfect day, Thankyou.

2/5/2007 12:11:41 PM

You know, I don't have a problem with being Dommed by a Domme (Does that even make sense).
With permission of course.

Anyway it could be fun, but purleeaassee, give me some credit.
Over 45 and about the same number in weight, looking like an 70's throwback.....well, sorry but it ain't gonna happen in this lifetime lol.
I like pretty things.

2/5/2007 11:52:41 AM

Awww some poor little boy subbie has been dumped by his "Domme" sad!!

Of course it's my fault, i'm the cause of all your pain, global warming and even the Iraq war.

And yes thankyou i'm sure we will be very happy together.

2/3/2007 3:43:15 PM
Now, you can either hit the wall full on, try and climb over it, walk around it try and dig under it.
Or you can take it apart brick by brick and see what's on the other side.
The problem is you can't rebuild that wall, it's behind you now,so you either carry on or stand still.
now there's a decision

2/1/2007 1:41:20 AM
5 days to get pics approved.
The same pics that have been approved many times.
I don't look that bad surely?

1/31/2007 3:31:05 PM
When did i get to be such an idiot?

1/29/2007 9:53:01 AM
Pixie dust and fairy sprinkles everywhere!!!!

1/29/2007 7:57:30 AM

maroon marroon hands just arms and half legs maroon maroon wheres my face too darknesssssssss

yellow yellow yellow....sounds a bit like hello......sun sand and wheres my hands? oooh look...icecream?

blue blue blue my bruises from you....happy happy yellow..fading to pink then mauve then grey.........wheres my face? APRICOT orange..the colour of my love.....

These pieces of "word art" are from the artist known as "moo".
They can be seen at the exhibition of moo in the CollarMe gallery from today onwards.

Please feel free to leave your coments and suggestions at the entrance

1/25/2007 4:18:01 PM
It makes it all worthwhile just to see You smile

1/22/2007 8:29:47 AM
I miss You, like the desert misses rain

1/16/2007 2:24:03 PM
"One should take only some of the stones from the past, to build a bridge into the future. For if you build the bridge from all old stones,you will only walk backwards and into the past. There will be no true future for you."~Mortuos

1/16/2007 2:12:36 PM
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known. ~Winnie-the-Pooh

1/16/2007 2:12:07 PM

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh," he whispered.

"Yes, Piglet?"

"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw, "I just wanted to be sure of you."

1/16/2007 8:20:02 AM

There's a rumour going around here that i'm Trailer Trash.
Well,if you must call me names can you please use Ghetto Princess, it sounds so much nicer,and moo said it suits me sooo much better.....Thankyou in advance

1/14/2007 3:51:17 PM


I go from 0 to Bitch in 15 seconds

1/13/2007 12:24:55 PM
I will be..........i promise

1/9/2007 4:13:51 PM

It's a wonderful thing.

12/31/2006 3:30:10 PM

Another year gone,
Let's hope 2007 brings all your desires, wishes and dreams to reality.
and FUCK 2006

12/23/2006 4:57:43 PM

Of all the gifts to recieve this christmas, the "I love you" from Him is the most precious gift of all.

12/23/2006 4:44:38 PM
"Hello sweetmeat"...
Since when did i become a mince pie? lol

12/15/2006 2:32:14 AM
What do you have to do to get some attention around here?
I know..."twitch twitch....drool...APRICOT"

Oh yes I'm special too.

12/14/2006 8:41:36 AM

Why are there so many subs on here that are depressed or ill or "been hurt in the past"? Are they looking for someone to "save" them?
Actually why are there so many Dommes on here that are just c***s? Is it because most of em are?
And why can't everyone just be NICER?, less bullshit, less sneakiness?.
And for fucks sake....lose the pixie dust dear it's sooooo 1982.

12/11/2006 5:10:25 PM

Life's travels tend to
wind down one path,
meandering comfortably along,
content with the pace and view until something falls to block it..
At this point one has three choices: 
climb the obstacle, go back,or find a new path.
To overcome the challenge may seem best,
for you know THAT path,
had been happy to travel along it. 
To go back seems absurd;
you've already been there
why regress?
But to choose a new path,
to blindly search for
something with which you
are not accustomed,
this is the most difficult
choice of all.
So many paths branching,
opportunities waiting,
things to be discovered
and re-discovered.
Fear may keep you
on the path of convenience
but ambition will send
you in search of new
horizons, new knowledge,
a new way to exist.
Don't settle with
contentment in your life.
It is not enough to
be merely happy.
Dare to dream, to search,
to demand those things
that could make every
day a day for rejoicing.
Life's only disappointment
would not be to have
demanded and not achieved,
but to have never asked
at all.

12/11/2006 4:45:41 PM
My past made me what I am today, I can't change it, I don't know whether I'd want to.
I didn't live in a castle ,sprinkled with fairy dust.I didn't have the wonderful conventional family...........that's life
The person I was 20 years ago, is not the person i am now, I don't think the same, I don't have the same perspective.
Some people tried to change who I was,to make me believe their way was the right way. Some didn't realise they were doing it, some knew only too well what they were doing.
It took a lot of hard work to be who I am today, to be me.
I lost a few important poeple because i refused to be who they thought I should be,because I didn't live their way.
This is me...and I kinda like me !!

12/9/2006 5:04:12 PM

If You live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without You.
(winnie the pooh)

12/8/2006 4:52:52 PM
Trust is giving someone the power to completely destroy your world and trusting them not to.

12/7/2006 11:43:39 AM
Any chance of getting my pics approved this year CM Gods?

12/6/2006 11:56:40 AM
Manipulative women,......dontcha just love em.
The problem is, I'm a woman,I know how women work. So if you try and manipulate me or my life,or the people in my life, it won't work, but thankyou for making me the centre of your attention lol.
You know what's worse than a manipulative woman? A manipulative woman who thinks no one realises just what she's up to, and that she scatters pixie dust around.
You can see right through it if you look hard enough.

12/5/2006 11:43:40 AM
My give a fuck is broken

11/29/2006 10:07:04 AM

They all become ashes in the wind eventually.

11/28/2006 6:40:02 AM
Moo rules!! she says anyway, tho she is really really clever and sexy.
Shhhh don't tell her that

11/24/2006 1:33:17 PM
Why do some Dom/mmes ask for only 100%,true,pure or wholly submissives?
Is that so they don't run away, when they figure out you're a FAKE ??

11/22/2006 4:37:59 PM
Just because i'm a slave, does not mean i don't have a personality.
I'm not a doormat ...or a fool. no matter what some people may think.
I have a brain, I make my own decisions (well most of them)
I'm capable of looking after myself, I don't need protecting.
I'll stand up for what I believe in, I'll stand up for who I believe in.I'll defend the people I love without reservation.
If that makes me a bitch then I'll accept that.
Those of you that THINK you know me, think again, you have no idea.
Therefore, you don't have the right to judge me, you don't have the right to tell me i'm wrong.

11/19/2006 5:31:54 AM
A year ago today, He placed the collar around my neck.
His words......"I now own your ass".

11/17/2006 4:00:14 PM

When i'm with You, nothing else matters.
When i look at You, i know this is how it's supposed to be.
When i touch You, i don't ever want to let go.
You're the closest to heaven that i've ever been.

11/16/2006 12:00:27 PM

 Look at the people in your life,
some will come and go and leave no mark.
Others, the ones that a REALLY important, make sure they know you love them.
One day they just might not be there.

11/3/2006 1:43:02 PM

Sometimes, you have to jump off that cliff and hope there's someone at the bottom to catch you.

11/1/2006 2:37:47 PM
It's like care in the community around here!!!
Only some of you shouldn't be allowed access to the community, come to think of it some of you shouldn't be allowed access to a computer.

10/31/2006 12:47:16 AM
Be warned
If you're going to send me naked pics, they're sent straight to moo.
You really don't want to know what she does with them.

10/28/2006 10:53:15 AM
365 days
8765.81277 hours
525948.766 minutes
31556926 seconds

Every one of them worth it ...i love You

10/23/2006 11:38:03 AM
I love you
because the Earth turns round the sun
because the North wind blows north
because the Pope is Catholic
and most Rabbis Jewish
because winters flow into springs
and the air clears after a storm

Nikki Giovanni

10/21/2006 1:49:53 AM
Isn't it funny, how so many "Doms" around here become sub after a conversation?
Sorry guys, but if little old me can De Dom you in the space of 40 mins you need to grow a backbone.
I don't like weak men.

10/20/2006 4:10:00 PM
Pebbles.....lots and lots of pebbles.

10/15/2006 2:38:18 AM

Some things never change, even when nothing is as it seems.

Si tu veux savoir combien je'taime, compte les vagues

10/9/2006 3:56:29 PM

British education system

I was having a conversation with one of my angels today,during helping with homework.
Angel in question, was instructed to find and write 3 sentences on the Ku Klux Klan.??
This is Religious education ffs.
Is it just me or is something seriously wrong with the National curriculum here??

10/9/2006 11:45:45 AM

I made it, took a long time I've only been here a year but at last I recieved my "you're a fake" message.
I would put a dancing banana here, but Master hates them, so instead I shall just say.
                GET A LIFE !!

10/8/2006 12:17:14 PM
I can be nice, sweet and innocent,I choose not to be at times.
Don't push, this bitch will bite back!!!

10/8/2006 4:30:30 AM
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?


10/7/2006 10:42:14 AM
I'm missing You, and nobody knows it but me.

10/3/2006 9:10:51 AM
When the music changes
So does the dance.

9/29/2006 4:57:20 PM
Ooooohh, even the Domme's are bitches around here....yeah I mean you!!

9/27/2006 3:09:30 PM
DRINK COFFEE: Do stupid things faster and with more energy

9/26/2006 12:57:20 PM
Me and my mate moo, have decided that axe whipping should be an accepted BDSM activity.
Saved for VERY special people of course.

p.s Yes i know to be grammatically correct, it should say "My mate moo and I".

9/25/2006 2:36:52 PM
Someone complimented me on my driving today.
They left a note on the windscreen, it said "parking fine".

9/25/2006 2:24:07 PM
Love is when you're kept up all night thinking of Him.
Then when you fall asleep you find Him in your dreams

9/24/2006 10:53:43 AM
i did look, i looked hard, i found You.
Somewhere i knew you would be, it just took a little time to realise You were there all the time

9/24/2006 3:23:50 AM
Standing in the rain at 4am, is not the time to question yourself.

9/22/2006 10:40:42 AM
Why didn't someone tell me it was "slave protocol" to be naked 24/7?
All that fun i've missed out on....
Tesco's tonight would have been great.

9/22/2006 7:16:49 AM

Been gone 4 hours, and i have 5 messages ALL with typing/spelling mistakes.
Sorry but it really pisses me off.
All messages with typing/spelling errors will be sent to moo for immediate DeDomming!!!

9/21/2006 3:13:42 PM
Sarcasm.......Gotta love it

9/15/2006 2:49:28 PM
Someone asked me tonight if i had a soul.
No i don't, i sold it to the Devil aka SirB'stard.
Actually i gave it away freely

9/12/2006 2:43:04 PM
Sometimes, we all need someone to lean on.
Look in the mirror, that someone is looking back at you.

9/12/2006 7:07:52 AM
how long does it take to get pics approved around here?

9/11/2006 7:59:17 AM
September 11,
5 years on....Thousands of people went about their daily lives that say, many lost parents, husbands,wives, children etc.
Many many more lost their lives attempting to save others.
Let's not forget xx

9/10/2006 7:20:55 AM
my Master makes me do the sick twisited things................honest,...he he

9/9/2006 2:45:23 PM
It took a long time to figure out i wasn't "normal", that the things i crave and desire are not sick or twisted.
It took even longer to realise, that it doesn't matter what people think i am or should be.   

There's only one person's opinon of me i care about, and He kinda likes me sick twisted and perverted.
The rest of you can go play with trains.

9/6/2006 4:12:34 PM
Well it's that time of night, when the night shift of lunatics clocks in.
I was informed tonight, that i must close my account, create another one and declare i'm now a slut to be used by a certain someone.
I'm to cut all contact with anyone i have spoken to here, and will obey each and every rule this someone gives me .
All this from a 19 year old "Dom".
Is that before i chew you up and spit you out?  little boy?
Bless him lol

8/30/2006 11:53:52 AM
The answer is often there, right in front of you.
You may not see it, or it could be that you don't want to see it.
It's there, staring at you.

8/20/2006 3:51:35 PM
New word of the day....NUTTER,
Sorta fits around here don't ya think?

8/19/2006 4:59:18 PM

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

(Frank A Calrke)

8/15/2006 8:39:03 AM
How to know if you have P.M.T

1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2) You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4) Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
5) You're convinced there's a God and He's male.
6) You're counting down the days until menopause.
7) You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
8) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

8/14/2006 5:41:58 PM
Through the darkness
Of future past
The magician longs to see
One chants out
Between two worlds
Fire walk with me.

8/13/2006 4:20:49 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg

8/13/2006 2:42:49 AM
Goodbye Master,
Two words that should never exist in the same sentence.

8/11/2006 7:03:17 PM
It's now 3 am......even alcohol doesn't help.
i NEED to sleep....any ideas welcome lol
it's not amusing ........AT ALL.

8/10/2006 1:04:00 AM
Is it true, the older you get the less sleep you need?
If that's the case i must be 105.

8/9/2006 2:33:42 PM
my Master, told me this tonight after i apologised for being a sarcastic stroppy bitch.

Love means never having to say you're sorry
Bend over bitch works much better

so if i'm not around for a while it's because i can't sit down.

8/9/2006 1:05:19 PM
I've been thinking..(yeah i do sometimes), due to a conversation i sort of had today lol.

It's not the act(s) themselves that cause damage to a relationship, it's the lies and deceit. Yes witholding information is a lie in my opinion,and the old "i didn't tell you because i didn't want to hurt you" doesn't quite work.

I don't care what you call yourself, Dom/Master/sub/slave......if you don't have honesty and trust,you have nothing.
If you wanna go shag anything that moves.(or doesn't move)..that's your choice..but at least have the decency to give the other person ALL the information,so they too can make a choice.

The choice of whether to stay and feel like they're just not enough.
Or whether to leave and plot sweet revenge...(not that we women do that of course) lol
Of course this is why ALL the information isn't given, because if it was,it would be  goodbye.

I've been on the recieving end of this and believe me it's not nice...been there. done that, will not go there again.

ok rant over lol........have a good day.

8/8/2006 11:01:37 AM
Bitch by choice
slave to You by design xx

8/5/2006 4:20:30 PM
A profile popped up tonight when i logged in here.
Looking for 2, 24/7 slaves to live in.........sounds kinda normal
Must be within a certain age range.........ok
Then states, that Mother and Daughter pairs may be outside this age range.
Now, is it just me or is this just not right?

i'm a Daughter and i'm a Mum , and it's just..ewwww.

just my opinion of course lol.

8/4/2006 6:23:56 AM

A few more short things never to say to your Master.

1..Is that all you've got.
2..You hit like a girl.
3..When you're ready.
4..Oh you started already.
5..Wake me up when you're done.
6..Is it my turn to hit you now?
7..I'm bored
8..Get it yourself i look like a slave?

And once again, i would never say any of these things to my Master,....i actually like sitting down.

8/2/2006 4:37:20 PM
I've decided i was just very lucky when i met my Master,
He had me at "Hello" seriously He did.
When i see my friends being messed around, it sorta makes me count my blessings.
I have what i was looking for,....yeah He's an evil sadistic Bastard,.....but it's what i signed up for lol.
I am so proud to be owned by Him.
He is my Master, i am His slave.
I just wish everyone could find it too.

8/2/2006 4:09:05 PM
A very good friend of mine has in the space of 12 weeks, been messed around big time by 2 so called Doms on this site.
I sooo wish i could name them.
Dom's you are not .....the first one was a liar and a cheat.
The second, well he was just a swinger in disguise.
Both of them losers, both of them lost out on someone very special, probably the best thing that would ever have happened to them both.
She'll survive, she's beautiful, intelligent and very special, and she will find someone who deserves her.
It certainly wasn't either of you.

8/2/2006 10:28:11 AM
You see, this is what i do when my Master is away.
I sit here and ramble on to you lot.
I've changed my pics, edited my profile, and now i'm here.
Ah well only 5 more days.

8/2/2006 10:25:42 AM


8/1/2006 4:50:56 PM
"Are you ready to please me slut"
In your dreams your dreams.

8/1/2006 4:27:23 PM
Why do subs/slaves put in their profiles "no limits"?
So when a Dom tells you to stand in a bucket of water,while he then proceeds to throw the microwave into the bucket,(yes it's a big bucket)......that's ok is it?.
After all you have no limits .....
You also have no brain.

8/1/2006 7:44:09 AM


Apparently i've damaged moo's reputation (ha ha) with the fishfinger comment.
So i won't tell you what she does with the Haddock and the Cod ......

7/31/2006 5:11:15 PM
It's easy when you're having fun.
It's not so easy when you're asked to do something you don't want to do,
In fact it's sooo hard.
You will do it ........why?......
Because it makes Him happy it's what He wants.
You see i get it lol.....may take a while but eventually i get it .

And it's now 1.10 am, and i need to sleep, so please excuse my slushiness... i'm tired.

7/31/2006 10:11:05 AM
moo, put the fish fingers down......
It's not healthy, and yes it is abnormal.

7/28/2006 11:25:42 AM
Hey, it's the horns that keep the halo straight.
I do have a halo...honest......
It's just a little crooked and slightly tarnished.

7/27/2006 8:34:57 AM
Sometimes, you just know.

7/25/2006 3:39:28 AM
Well, i've just taken a slut test lol.....
Told you i was nice .....i'm only 27% slut..
See my halo shining?

7/23/2006 7:58:32 AM
Then there's those other people, who you wish would just get hit by a train seriously.....
Actually i was being serious ..xx

7/23/2006 6:34:42 AM
Sometimes life is crap, in fact most of the time it's crap lol.....
Then someone comes into your life, well not even into your life, just on the sidelines, who make you believe there are some nice people out there.
Not many , but one or two.....i think they're called friends lol.
I'm glad you're my friend.....yeah you.xx
(i have to say that he has guns lol)

7/17/2006 1:25:37 PM
I learnt today, that when you miss the one you love, it can become so painful it physically hurts.
I also learnt that if you let it, it can crush your soul.

7/17/2006 5:03:18 AM

It's a fact, that an average driver spends 2 hours in their car kissing , over their lifetime.

Well,.....that's a load of rubbish.....i've spent longer than that in one day.

Ah, but then i'm not an average driver.

7/17/2006 4:48:06 AM

Is it true that good things come to those that wait?
Or, is it just that you wait that long, the thing you were waiting for doesn't look so good anymore?...

7/15/2006 10:51:04 AM

I had a conversation today with a Dom who said.
"I expect my sub/slave to be perfect in every way, I don't expect mistakes, and will not tolerate them".

Well seems to me you need to climb back into your ivory tower.
Perfect?......who in this world is perfect?.
I can aim for perfection..never gonna happen lol.. I'm human, I fuck up, I fuck up badly sometimes..don't we all?...(or is just me) lol.

Me thinks you'll find yourself that perfect sub/slave in the nearest adult store. I hope you both have lots of fun together.

7/11/2006 10:34:28 AM
Malfunctioning........welcome to my world !!

7/8/2006 10:23:59 AM

Don't forget that you are a beautiful person and that there is someone out there that will love you forever unconditionally. If and when you realize that person is me then I promise to love you and make you happy every day for the rest of my life.
 from me to You xx

7/7/2006 10:36:15 AM

A sunlit day
A cathedral city
The sound of willow on leather

Oh, how they sweat
In their S&M gear
In such sultry summer weather

(Patrick Winstanley)

7/2/2006 12:17:09 PM
New years resolutions....(yes i know it's July)

1. Must stop swearing
2. Must stop asking why? lol
3. Must stop telling lunatic Dom's to f**k off
4. Must stop tutting at angelkiss lol.
5. Will not steal Master's fastest horse and try to escape.
6. Will put brain into gear before opening mouth.
7. Will NOT be sarcastic......ok i'll try not to be lol.

OK that's  enough lol......lucky 7...i'll be lucky to stick to one of them lol

6/27/2006 2:02:12 PM
"A picture is worth a thousand words" is still very true indeed.
For digital photo's are easily doctored.
And you can't believe what you read.

6/26/2006 3:55:51 PM
I'm going to send all the "Doms" on here (ok not all) a dictionary.
Ever heard of spell check?.....thought not.
tut. xx

6/24/2006 2:42:25 PM
I was going to put another list here of the most 10 sadistic things to do with your sub/slave.  I changed my mind it might give You ideas lol...

Second thoughts....You probably made the list up..he he......
love You

6/20/2006 3:17:06 PM
 What not to do with your Master      

1. Pushing limit's does not mean making Master so angry the vein on his neck pops.

2. Ow, get the f**k off me and don't you dare hit me with that are NOT safewords.

3.Do it yourself is NEVER an appropriate response to a command

4. Yes Oh Wise and Wonderful One is NOT an intelligent reply when your Master asks you if you're ok during a bondage scene.

5. Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out is not wise while Master is discussing your punishment.

6. There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day or the pmt defence.

7. The slave jury might not convict you but the Dom judge will overide the verdict, COUNT on it.

8. Repeatedly blowing out the candles during wax play WILL get you punished.

9. Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment WILL get you more of the same.

10. When Master gets out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, He DOES NOT mean hide and seek. He WILL find you eventually.

11. "Oh and you think i am" is not a clever answer when Master tells you He is not pleased.

12. Adding Sir or Master after "fuck that" will not save you.

13. Asking "is that as hard as you can hit?" is considered a cry for help among slave suicide prevention workers.

14. Kicking the toy you hate under the bed is futile. Master will only cuff your wrists to your ankles and make you crawl for it.

Of course I would NEVER EVER do any of the above.
It was meant tongue in cheek please take it that way lol

have fun xx

6/20/2006 1:18:49 PM
Why is it on many sub/slave profiles it states "now owned am no longer able to respond" ?
Or "Master reads all my mail"
Is the collar you now have, really that tight that it cuts off circulation to the part of your brain that you use to communicate?
Or could it be that the Dom that now owns you is so insecure and petty, that he really can't bear the thought of you talking to anyone at all, just in case you run off to timbuktoo with Sir i'mbigandtough and leave your "Master" alone with only his toys for company?

Seems to me, the more people you talk to,the more you learn......seems a shame that you lose that just because you are now owned.

Each to their own i suppose....just seems a little sad.

6/19/2006 2:29:03 PM
Someone has stolen my pink wafers....
Who would do such a thing?
Oh i have a good idea who it may be.....and i'll bet she has told you horrible lot not to tell me hasn't she?
Well i hope you all have fun.......i'm really not amused

6/18/2006 4:02:06 PM

Pink wafer anyone?....xx

6/18/2006 11:46:57 AM
yes it states in my profile i'm bisexual.......but that doesn't mean i am looking for a Domme....
(hhhmmm pervy ideas)
Ok call me shallow ....if you're  35 stone, over the age of 40, dyed blonde with black roots, and from your picture you havn't washed in a month, then i really wouldn't bother sending me a message...
Yes i'm choosy lol........xx
(edit) Master is choosy.xx

6/18/2006 8:14:14 AM
I have a problem.
I'm addicted to pink wafer biscuits...
I think i need

6/14/2006 4:12:34 AM
The one place you can feel totally alone is in the middle of a crowd.

6/12/2006 2:50:08 AM
Why do so many of the so called Dom's here say they want a "real life" sub/slave.....?
Did nobody ever tell you that you can buy "unreal" subs/slaves in any adult shop?
You can even get them on the internet....honest...
They are the perfect sub.....will do anything you ask, don't answer back, and when you're finished they just go back in their box.

6/12/2006 2:09:30 AM
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing !!

6/10/2006 2:41:42 PM
I have to say this .....FC  you are NOT a fuckwit.
You are one of the most lovely lunatics around here...he he...xx

6/7/2006 1:38:52 AM
"Looking for a cute, quiet, respectful sub/slave. Must also be VERY obedient"

And you send me a message.....ha ha ha ha

5/30/2006 6:35:52 AM
I'm FAR too good and pure for this place !!

To a message i just received.....Yes I am too good for this place....I love me, what's wrong with that?.....he he

5/29/2006 4:19:30 PM
To the ever so kind Gentleman that sent me a message then blocked me lol.
No you can't whip me til i bleed, or flog me til i drop
Why?.....i hear you ask...
Well that would be because.....
I won't let you ..........fuckwit

That job is already

5/24/2006 10:56:26 AM

So soft the sound of silence
So quiet
Standing under the monstrous gleam of the moonlight
I stood there on the outside looking in
Stood as the mist’s mysterious fog enveloped me
Like the dark swallowing the light
A burnt out candle
Flickering in my own grief-stricken hallway
The door was open
But I knew that it wasn’t an invitation waiting for me
I was the cold draft on a dark winter’s night
While they were the seething fire
Never knowing the damage they caused
From the inside out
I looked down upon puddles of tears
Now the mirror of my sorrow
My reflection seeing through the shell to the soul
The soft whispers of the wind
Murmuring the voices cradled in my head
From the outside looking in

5/20/2006 2:54:37 PM
I have just recieved a message saying my profile doesn't say anything about me ....likes/dilikes etc.
Well maybe thats cos i don't want you to know he he.
So here you are

I like chocolate and coffee,.....especially sat on the bonnet of a car lol
I like....  oh no can't tell you that it's rude lol

I dislike ignorance and prejudice...even though everyone here is a fuckwit lol
I dislike ...oh can't tell  you that either it's even ruder lol

I hate the Eurovision song contest
I love You xx

5/19/2006 2:29:26 PM
I spent all day today somewhere very special to me.
It's nice to be just another face in a crowd sometimes, to watch the world go by without you for a while.
To think about life, where you've been , where you're going.Put things into perspective when you really don't  see one.
And to know there's only one place you want to be.

Happy Birthday to You xx

5/18/2006 12:12:10 PM
Someone tell the fat controller to stop the rollercoaster.
I feel sick and want to get off.

5/17/2006 8:28:06 AM
PLEASE.....If you're going to send me messages, please learn to spell.
Bad spelling makes me wonder what else you don't care about!!!

5/16/2006 12:35:09 PM

If the ocean were vodka
And i was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
But since it aint vodka and I aint a duck
Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up

5/16/2006 12:27:27 PM
Sometimes people believe that holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength
However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go.....and then do it xx

5/15/2006 3:50:05 PM
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Well i thought it was funny he he xx

5/15/2006 9:52:08 AM
We all need a reality check sometimes
Sometimes we need people to get mad at us to make us see reality.
Thankyou xx

I need to buy a bigger car ..don't ask it's rude he he
have fun xx

5/12/2006 5:06:26 PM

Apparently slaves should not become emotionally attached to Masters..??

emotionally attached!!! there's an understatement if ever there was one.


5/12/2006 4:01:04 PM
When i'm lying in your arms
I know i'm home

(Daniel Bedingfield)

5/11/2006 12:50:22 PM
If you have to compete
Ask yourself
Is He worth it?

wise words courtesy of angelkiss xx

5/9/2006 11:28:17 AM
I lied..there are no really nice people around here.
They are all fuckwits

5/8/2006 2:15:53 PM

No extreme or vulgar pictures...No genital nudity.....sooooo why can't I get any pic's approved oh Great CM Gods???

5/6/2006 6:20:56 PM
So it's 2.15 am............i'm wide awake and bored,
Strangely.......well actually no it's not strange lol.........all the wierdo's come out of the woodwork at this time of night/morning....they're even worse than the "on your knees bitch" day shift.....
So i shall go to bed with my "attitude" he he.....yeah i have what!!

have fun xx

5/6/2006 10:15:43 AM
There are some nice people around here,.........if you look really really really hard . There are also total fuckwits too, though there does seem to be less of the latter around thanks to the hide user button..he he ....

5/4/2006 11:25:21 AM
Once again i fucked up...nothing new there.....
So i'm off to hit the vodka and get totally hammered,......have fun all xx

11/24/2005 10:03:26 AM
October 28th in History
: Americas oldest university,'Harvard', founded
1886: The Statue of Liberty,a gift from the people of France, is unveiled by President Grover Cleveland,marking the 100th anniversary of independence
1914: George Eastman of the 'Kodak'company,announces the invention of colour photographs

2005: i met you.....thankyou

11/19/2005 2:05:29 PM
 and as He puts it "He now owns my ass "....-516-562-501

          Thankyou xxx

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