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	With great facial hair comes great responsibility. (- A prize winning beard takes work. -) When Mum locked me in the coal shed,After the incident, with the chainsaw and the latex rabbit,And the girl guides and the tent ... ... This Is A Test Of Your Strength And Your Will To Survive If You Give Up Now Theyre Going To Eat You Alive. If you know either of the songs I am quoting, then youll get a bit of my humour. The nickname I use here is from the character based off me that a friend created for his webcomic. It kinda fits.Eventually, Ill get around to fleshing this profile out. For now, be satisfied to know that I am an ogre of a man withgigantic melancholies as well as gigantic mirth. In my life Ive been fortunate enough to have felt the soil of six continents under my booted feet. I made a great effort to learn from every new place and every new culture. When one stops learning, one starts dying.I am as quick to quote philosophy as I am to tell a dirty joke. I have been known to rant with such venom that the spirit of Bill Hicks would weep tears of joy. And woe unto the fool who gets between my morning coffee and I. Until I have this fleshed out, do not be shy of asking me what you are curious of.Also ...Butter Barley BadgersWhen first messaging me, mention that phrase somewhere in the post. That way Ill know youve actually read the profile.To answer one of the first questions that seems to be asked Why do you put mixed for your ethnicity? Youre obviously white.Quite simply, I AM of mixed ethnicity. No, Im not talking about having 132 Native American in my background. My birth mother is Anishnaabe. The sperm donor was Eurotrash descent. He just ended up creaming my moms genes in the phenotype department. So here I am looking completely anglo while my cousins with 14 native blood look like full-bloods. Genetics are a fucking crapshoot.Thats one of the reasons I dont do raceplay. I find it almost as idiotic as the Gorean mindset.

3/17/2018 7:18:27 AM

Happy Amateur's Weekend

9/12/2017 9:54:14 AM

Listening to the Hollywood Argyles and other goofy doo-wop songs due to an earworming I'm trying to end.

https://youtu.be/b_K5b-JNc7E

10/27/2016 4:12:02 PM

Must be fall. The new crop of puppies are starting to bark.

3/2/2016 7:47:30 PM

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
But it's what's in your pants
That I'd like to choose.

Would you, could you in a plane?
Would you, could you on a train?

Would you like it in the park?
Would you like it in the dark?

Would you like it with some gravy?
Would you like it in the fitting room at Old Navy?

We can do it outside,
We can do it on a horse-and-carriage ride,

Won't you share some public lovin' with me,
Underneath a sycamore tree?

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

1/11/2015 2:15:27 AM

Ladies, pets, and everything else ... just a little word of advice.

Not all dominants want naked pics of you. Especially if those are the only type you can provide. Myself, I'd rather see you dressed up to impress (- in whatever creative manner you hope to impress. -)

Some men enjoy the joy of unwrapping a present. ;-)

11/1/2013 7:19:36 AM

Happy New Year to all the pagans out there.

10/16/2013 5:27:51 PM

Mama said ... "There's something weird 'bout Billy."

10/15/2013 1:25:32 AM

*sigh*

It always amazes me how scammers haven't figured out that using images from a model's site are easily traceable.

Wondering how soon before one of them tries to use pictures of girls who have modeled for me in the past. :-)