Sometimes I fantasize that I'm able to grow an enormous beard, so that moments of deep thought will be appropriately accommodated by a length of grizzly hair of which to stroke while contemplating.
9/26/2010 5:07:25 PM
Chocolate is like a key that opens the lock of a woman's sense of contentment.
9/15/2010 11:15:51 PM
Breakfast is quite possibly the most delightful part of my day.
7/9/2010 10:32:11 PM
It is very easy to distinguish those who are merely horny and/or lonely from women that are actually committed to the lifestyle they claim to desire. The former group tends to make outrageous promises in exchange for attention/affection. And there are unfortunately very few of the latter.
