The 10 Types of “Sub Female” Profiles
Based on several bewildering years on this website:
1) The Fantasyland -- “Hi, I just want to be kept locked in a drawer all day until I am taken out to be raped by you and your friends, I’m not even a person, I’m just a toy. Contact me and I’ll be your c*nt.” This person has no actual personality, no non-D/s interests, and none of the necessary (but non-erotic) logistical details such as location, lifestyle compatibility, etc. Instead, the entire profile consists of the cartoonish sex fantasy of a 14-year old boy – which, is usually the actual identity of the person.
2) The Thelma and Louise – Profiles should provide an opportunity to introduce yourself and attract responses from compatible people. Its a chance to make your case for yourself. Yet the "Thelma and Louise" introduces herself to potential partners with an unhinged rant against every man who has wronged her on CollarMe. She lists nothing about her personality, her interests, or what she has to offer a potential Dom. Just complaints and threats. What a first impression! ( Is this how she introduces herself at parties? Is her resume a lengthy rant against former employers?) Her decision to introduce herself to new people with a venomous rant not only keeps the bad Doms away, but the good ones too.
3) The “Desperate” Snob – She writes a heartfelt profile about her lonely search for the right Dom – and then deletes unopened every response she receives.
4) The Obnoxious Bully –
Me: Hello, I'm Brad, what's your name?
Her: What? You don't own me yet, you psychotic a**hole!
Me: I'm 33, a Dom from NYC
Her: You SOB, you think you can walk all over me just because I am sub! I don't obey just anyone who makes demands! You don't own me!
Me: Wow, look at the time. Good day.
Ironically, the most rude and domineering women I’ve ever met have been “submissives” on CollarMe. Many seem to believe that not being your slave entitles them to overcompensate by being obnoxious, rude, bullies to all other men.
5) The Top from the Bottom – This “submissive” spends the vast majority of her profile specifying exactly how she is to be dominated. And woe the “Dom” who fails to follow this “submissive’s” orders.
6) The Dominant Submissive (Similar to 4&5) "Hi, I'm a sub seeking a Dom, but none of you are tough enough to handle me. I'm sarcastic, obnoxious, independent, and take shit from no one. My favorite song is 'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks. My picture has me giving the middle finger. I eat nails for breakfast, collect guns, and enjoy belittling as a 'wimp' every Dom who contacts me." Don't worry, she will eventually find a Dom - as soon as she looks in the mirror.
7) The "Not Looking" -- "Hi, I'm taken and not looking. I made this personal ad just to waste everyone's time. And since I am already taken -- and tired of other men lusting after me -- don't you dare acknowledge the 10 nude photos I have spread across my profile."
8) The "Just Ask Me Anything" -- No one has time to contact all 1,000+ local Doms/subs. Thus, detailed profiles serve the important role of weeding out the 95% who are totally incompatible, so you can focus your contacts on the other 5%. But the "Just Ask Me Anything" keeps an otherwise empty profile, as if her screenname itself is enough to merit individual emails from all the local Doms. Later, she will complain that the Doms contacting her don't match her interests at all. Imagine that.
9) The Prostitute/Panhandler -- "Hi, I'm a princess seeking a wealthy Dom to spoil me, I'm registered all across Rodeo Drive, please include your Paypal account number with your response." Those who promise a relationship in return are Prostitutes. Those who don't even promise that are merely online Panhandlers.
10) The Real Submissive – She is open and friendly. She is genuinely submissive and respectful, even if insisting on equality until she is collared. She has real interests and personality (D/s and non-D/s), and a realistic understanding of what real D/s life is like. She consists of 1% of CollarMe profiles.
