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NO ONLINE OR LONG DISTANCE please only interested in people in Houston



Let me see I am an experienced and knowledgeable female with active bdsm since i was 16 If you think BDSM is about sex or that everybody is divided in DOM SUB please dont waste your time I Am only going to piss you off anyway ) I am not into Ds if you do not understand this we will not be able to get along, my kinks do not involve domination or submission.



There are more things in heaven and earth,Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.....

and kink is not the exception so I am not a Sub or a switch or a domme I am a top-bottom switch ( YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE ) but, Life is good but really if you come with the kneel sub or you are not a slave because you havent met the right master... stupid attitude most wannabes have, I will laugh at you, a real man doesnt need props to impress a woman and a real woman doesnt either



I am here for friendship and conversation, to meet people, not for a play partner, casual play or a relationship. please do not feel offended is not personal i am simply not looking.



Well traveled and laid back, looking to make friends first and then see what happens, please

relatively new to Texas I am Italian and lived in 9 different countries been to over 40 , looking to make friends exchange experiences and hang out NOT looking for play partners, please no long distance or online stuff.

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6/11/2014 6:32:54 AM

I've  been collecting random  stories of  trolling  for my amusement here but  i think i need to also ad  that  there is  many nice  people  who  are fun to talk  and  even though are not what i am looking  for (they are too far  away)  are  great   and  worthy   and make me enjoy this site immensely  

 

Of  course i also enjoy  pocking  fun  at  the trolls   :) and  laughing at the  fakes  I  might be the only one who finds them  entertaining  but  i do  have an  odd  sense  of  humor.

 

 


6/7/2014 10:07:54 PM

Got a message from some  wannabe domat 11:30 pm ona saturday night who said

 

"little  one if  you are this  late  on a  site  like  this  you  must  be aroused......"god  the lameness of it made me laugh really  hard  i almost peed myself

 

thanks  wannabe's  and wankers  you made  my  watching   a movie with the  kids  and  put the youngest one  back  to sleep  time  wonderful :0  


6/18/2012 11:44:07 AM

Does anybody else have some sort of perverse want to run away screaming whenever you read a profile  that in the first 5 likes screams I AM INTELLIGENT   MATURE  THE BEST DOM/DOMME IN THE WORLD  or any variation of that topic?   it really makes me cringe when people have to tell me how intelligent or clever or dominant or whatever they are  really If  others cant see you are so intelligent there must be a problem with them and therefore a reason to  scream it to the world ;)

 

besides that any profile that  I AM I AM IAM  is kinda creepy  lol

 


6/12/2012 6:09:56 PM

today some  guy made me laugh 

 

He didn't read my profile  and came up with a "nice tits" when i told him i found it  rather   an immature way to approach woman 

 he told me i was a fake because i have the same pics in that an Italian has in a UK profile really had to laugh at that  and explain IT IS MY UK PROFILE IN THE UK SITE  go figure lol

 

 funny how people get all confused when they  don't use their little brains  or maybe he was just using the little one between his legs.

 

This Italian lady  thanks that self called gentleman for the humour  provided during a thunderstorm north of  Houston that kept me at home this afternoon :)

 


6/9/2012 9:58:00 AM

I've noticed many "dominants" here write int heir profiles how they want a submissive to "MAKE" into the woman they want, to change into what they think should be the"RIGHT" woman for them in a LTR

 

now don't take me wrong yes there is a lot of rules and structure in a D/s  relationship. but lets be honest you can not CHANGE people
 you cant grab a  grown adult for more  submissive that the person is and change who they are D/s is not about changing people or "molding" them is about encountering somebody you like who is the person you want whose needs compliment yours and who is willing to follow your lead, be it 24/7 or just "play" time. and  you  can Explore together  find new  things  new  ways of expressing  and  interacting  learn  new ways to play  and do things that  fulfill the needs  of  both but  that  by  no means molding,  since  if  is not  already  part of  what the person needs is then not gonna happen,  and  also in every relationship both  people grow and  learn  and change   a  bit  but  that is what we all do  trough  life, or we would be stagnant  losers  who  just  became emotionally and mentally stunted  

 

fantasysts and wannabe's are a sad thing and generally lonely wankers they stay, even if for a short term they find a misguided sub who think their domeneering ways are real dominating.

 

 and this is for  both  MEN AND WOMEN DOM  not  an  attack  on men  in  any ways but to those  wannabe  dominants  of  every  gender


6/7/2012 9:22:19 PM

I have to laugh at people who do not read profiles and claim they do  are hilarious, the fact that when that little point is explained to them they keep lying telling you they read it. 

 

Take this guy he says I read your profile found it interesting are you collared?  and  i have to laugh I MEAN REALLY???  when i asked him why  the untruth he says circumstances change.  

 

have to tell him what a dumb ass he is and move on laughing  

 

why do people who cant even write in THEIR OWN LANGUAGE  feel the need to prove to themselves and others how "intelligent" they are?  note here IF a foreigner knows more grammar  and can spell  better than you, then you are not SMART don't fool yourself.

 

 

another  source of endless amusement are the fat FAT FAT  people with  FAT FAT PICS who claim to weight  about half of what their pic shows,  

  really who the hell do they think they are kidding????

 

 

and last but not least the ones with pics either from 1984 (when they were 30)  or  who clearly show somebody much much older than what they claim to be, but swear they Just look older,   i am sure any man in his 40's agree than looking like a grandpa is normal at his age lol

 

COME ON PEOPLE not everyone is as stupid as YOU are, just because it sounds good in YOUR head does not mean is a smart thing

 

dont try  YOU CAN'T


12/4/2011 9:48:45 PM

wondering why is it soo hard to accept for some fold in here that a woman ina  relationship who is sub in that relationship even when she is switch in general migfht be forced ( for whatever reason ) to be without a drivers license, damn you dom peoepl ( and yea i am switch so i do dome others too) should understand that readily, and not assume other bull there I dont lie but really, as soon as i tell people that due to crcumstnaces and my mans wishes i am not driving at the moment they think i am either a fake or i really care not to meet them ,it makes me think they just want something i said was not willing to give

 

 

And idiots telling me well i can drive to you REALLY DONT GET IT

 

has been months now since i got a TX license that id dint have when i jsut moved here clearely SINCE I JUST MOVED HERE

 

so get over it


10/28/2011 12:08:49 PM

Some people have bigger problems and don't figure out those are the reasons they are single, Men who have to tlel you how they have a DEGREE AND A GREAT JOB and bla bla bla but cant take you correcting a mistake they made when using a word or with a definition.  others who cant read clearely evne after you type 5 times that you are not looking fro casual and tell them directly I DONT WANT TO MISLEAD YOU they still think you just say that but you are gonna get WITH THEM anyways.

 

MMM no wonder they dont get any, but of course they tell you they get plenty and YOU ARE A WHORE  ad bla bla bla, love when rejected men get insulting  or when guys who say ohh i wanna be your friend realize that is all you want with them they prove my instincts about them and the reason for not bieng interested  in anything with them

 

some people put simply need to grow up  but gosh how much fun is to laugh at them


10/21/2011 9:56:31 PM

OK BIGGEST freaking nustcase in here DOGTAMER from TX  really nutcase either strung out on so many freakign drugs  he cant count them or what not he believes he is soem sort of "RETIRED" soldier who has been serving in iraq and had gases poisinong him and taking meds for cyaninde and those asre the only ones thsat permit him to breath,,  bla bla bla  his profile says  he is 50 he tells yo he is 56 if you are lucky,  ( what means he is either older or jsut stupid) then procedes to tell you how his ex was a SCAMMER  he says his EX SLAVE he met here but he has been in active duty for 7 years and she

 

 bla bla bla sap story told in really unstructured ways then yo ask a questiona nd he answers AFFIRMATIVE, NEGATIVE then he gets annoyed because you are not playing his stupid game, or buying his bullshit,  and he  makes soem nonsense about how you are LOOKING FOR A GOD,  or a master but men are only human. ( when profiles say looking for friends ) even though you havent talked about naything but trying to understand the mess his messages were, for example he kept saying he was in stop mode, and after 5 times of askign what the hell he ment, he said he stops talking and listens to my questions about him,  so  anyways stay away from this freakzoide is msot likely  deranged AND dangerous  lol hillarious conversation though,  gonna be laughing at him all weekend hope he doesnt OD on whatever he is taking. 


10/19/2011 5:19:27 AM

Fun fun morning, I was talking to somebody yesterday  about how the lack of mayor  idiots in here surprises me you knwo those who  talk shit and thne insult you. well talked too fast got two this morning  gosh  they gave me such a good load of laughs, one who is called TODD something or other  age 44 who says to be a DADDY DOM from calif  looking for slave girl to COLLAR IN REAL LIFE, lol his message to me  "hi princesss.....DADDY!!!""  lol really and when i said  "very nice pic, but i think you are the kind who message people wothout reading their profile, and  you shouldnt treat women like you own them in a first  message is kinda creepy"  i got a  YOU ARE A SICK TWISTED  UGLY  ...BLOCKED"  lol funny 

 

but the best was some supposed 31 years old sub in TX  with a blank profile. whose message was " SEND ME A FACE PIC"  when i said  you know manenrs are important let alone being  a "sub "DEMANDING  pics, he replied that  i must be ugly  i told the child that of course i am ugly and to go finish his breakfast before the school bus arrived

 

then i got the odd one a  :o)  when i replied ????? he said jsut smiling i said go ahead. he replied thanks, that was it . the end the very end. lol   from TURKISHDELIGHT

 

since this site has no name and shame policy i will make a daily task to  add the funny ones here at least it will remind me and give me a good laugh.


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mikikill
 
 Age: 23
 Camarillo, California