How does one persuade those who would waste one's time to cease and desist without resorting to rudeness? My response, a poem with a little little Dutch courage....
SUBLIME SUB
Let me now tell you who I seek
A man who's confident not meek
One who is alpha every day
(Although in private I hold sway)
Tall is required six foot at least
And certainly not an ugly beast
The gym I hope you will frequent
(And have the means to pay your rent)
Non smoking and non druggy too
Well educated so are you
Articulate with style and wit
In text talk I do not see fit
If you choose to reply to me
Make sure your face I also see
And tell me where abouts you are
(I will not travel very far)
You don't have to reply in rhyme
But if you do, just take your time
Please do not send me doggerel
Or in my trash can you will dwell
Your age is an important fix
My upper limit's forty six
Don't write if you are pushing fifty
My reply will not be nifty
The lower level's twenty five
Below that age I will not dive
I'm sure young boys are very nice
But I'm not here to give advice
Do not tell me your dark desires
Such tales will not ignite my fires
The point is what I want to do
You're serving me, and not I you
Don't pester me, it isn't nice
I will not reply in a trice
I'll ruminate and take my time
Hassling me will not make you mine
And last of all please be polite
I do not want to start a fight
Please use the special words you see
Or you will never hear from me
Include these words and I'll reply
Even if we don't see eye to eye
You don't remember, oh come come
The words are 'Literary Domme'