It’s been an interesting ride so far. I thought I’d elaborate on some things I’ve learned. Warning, there is some revealing information within:

Cybering:

Yes I do cyber. HOWEVER, I do so over the phone with someone I have already met in person. If you are unwilling to communicate via phone or webcam, yet eager to cyber, my initial inclination is that you are a reject from society hiding behind a computer screen. If you disagree, prove me wrong.

Travelling:

If someone says “I’ll be visiting on {insert day here},” please don’t bother. My job requires me to travel extensively so it’s really not necessary for anyone to ‘visit’ as I’m sure I’ll be in your hometown before long. Loosely translated, all you guys who want to build up someone’s hope in order to get a cyber-fix, forget it. I may be new to CM but I’m not new to the logistics of the cyber world.

My wife wants BBC:

Another attempt by the pathetic, dickless morons to get a cyber-fix. This isn’t a swinger site or a cuckold site. We both know your ‘wife’ doesn’t exist. If your wife wants BBC, head to any bar with her and I’m sure you’ll find some unless she looks worse than Molly Ringwald on a bad day.

Relocation:

Oh? So you want to relocate and come live with me? What do you bring to the table?

- Do you have a job waiting for you?

- Are you capable of contributing to the household expenses?

- Do you have transportation?

- Can you pay relocation costs?

My answer is directly proportional to your answer(s) to these questions. In short, I’m not going to be anyone’s sugar daddy or lifeblood for a mosquito.

Contact:

Pics are one thing, proving who you are is another. If I start running into roadblocks when trying to contact you, it tells me we’re not meant for each other I’m not here to start a string of endless emails, I’m looking for real time. If this bothers you, there’s lots of other fish in the sea.