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| Not here to be anyone's knight in shining armor, nor the chivalrous cowboy who you ride off into the sunset with ...but I do promise to step on your face, spit on you, pour hot wax on your naked body, pick you up by your hair, slam your face into a wall, pull you into the shower by your nostrils, chain you up under running cold water, then leave you there with the window open to shiver ...let's not forget this is all happening in your house so next, you'll have to crawl around licking up all the spots I busted a nut to mark my territory . . .
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