I have My standards, and they are as follows:

1.) I detest fools and boors. Do not waste My time if you are either, or both.

2.) Intelligence is a must. See #1 for clarification.

3.) Do not beg for Me to Dominate you, because I will not. I must be persuaded, not cajoled.

4.) I have My hard limits. Respect them, and yours will be respected as well.

5.) You do not have to live by My standards, but do not try to change them.

6.) I will not accept any submissives under the age of 21, or older than 45. I do not care for heavy drinkers or smokers; if you do either, do not waste your time, or Mine.

7.) I expect any potential submissives to be of reasonable health, and to be able to take care of thier own well-being under normal circumstances.

8.) My interests are listed on My profile. I suggest that they be read and respected.

As a further note, while I am accepting of homosexuality, as I feel that decision must be a personal one, that choice is not Mine. I am also not into CDs or TVs; they are not part of My procolivities.