The Collarme Dictionary (...just for laughs!)
Here are some translations of FEMALE profiles:
Phrase) I'm not looking to hook up. I recently got in touch with my wild side, and want to explore a little.
Translation) My boyfriend accidentally pulled my hair during sex last night, which makes me the kinkest girl in my sorority. I'm on this site because someone used the term "blowjob" and I'm trying to find out what it means.
Phrase) I'm sassy.
Translation) I'm loud... and fat... and probably stupid.
Phrase) I'm a little quirky.
Translation) I'm a bat-shit psychopath who's going to kill you when you sleep.
Phrase) I'm strong-willed and feisty. You're going to have to work to dominate me.
Translation) I'm annoying as fuck and I'm not into BDSM! No normal man will come near me, so now I have to take it in the ass and get peed on if I don't want to die alone.
...and to be fair, here are some from the MALE profiles:
Phrase) I have a huge cock.
Translation) Sometimes I have to fish around in my trousers for a while to find my 3 inch dick and finally pee.
Phrase) I am a Dom.
Translation) I am a fat loser and this is my only chance to get laid... penis pic attached.
Phrase) I have 12 years of experience as a Dom.
Translation) I started wack'n off to BDSM porn over a decade ago.
Happy Hunting!!! |