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      I'm changing my slave-hiring policy a bit. I've had to free 3 of my slaves in the last 8 months, due to the fact that they had retained their 'humanity', and I need such animals who appear to be humans through their physique but can only understand and speak like humans; they shouldn't have reasoning powers like humans. My divine words should've been all they would follow. But I failed, failed in acquiring such slaves.

       All 3 of them pledged that they won't disclose My realm to anyone, but I doubt that. Anyway, even if they want, they can't trace My Queendom.

       I let them go because something inside Me always pulled My reins whenever I wanted to unleash My full wrath on those slaves, for My own pleasure. And as far as I may gather, the only reason is that somewhere in My mind I had a notion that those slaves were 'innocent'. Apart from My merciful thoughts, those slaves were in terrible condition due to My sadistic whims, but even then I hadn't treated them 'whole-heartedly'.

      Now I have decided to recruit such slaves only who are 'sinners', and not just regular sinners but real culprits. Yes, I want such masochists who have committed real sins, so that I would not think twice before creating havoc on such slaves who really deserve that, neither would my conscience have any distant contact to remorse or guilt when I squeeze out such slaves' souls, at my own discretion.

      I already have such a slave, who's with Me before those 3 idiots. he's twice my size, but still remains meek in My presence. I have a wish to acquire a better slave than him in this lifetime, which I find an arduous task. If I so order my slave, he'd shoot himself in the head and he's my most reliable pet, that's why I don't want to dispose of him at present.

     So understand this, dogs like you who want to be My slaves should be such sinners who really deserve the treatment that I'd mete out on you without remorse. I MAY ask for proofs. So think hard before bowing down to Me, this time no idiot shall leave my Realm.