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A lot of the guys on here complaining about girls looking for rich guys, seem to be the guys looking for hot girls. That's kind of hilarious. Think really hard. Are you at the very least equally as attractive as the girls you're pursuing? No? Then you should probably get a better paying job. Demanding a hot girl is equally as shallow as demanding a rich guy. Be realistic about which league you're in, and you'll do fine. |
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I'm working on a blog post about the similarities between Goreans and Scientologists. If you have any special insight into these things, please let me know :) |
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Just so you know, your best bet of having me answer your email, is by including your Oscar predictions. Seriously kids, it works a lot better than unsolicited penis pictures. |
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I can't take you seriously if you're holding a sword in your display pic. I'm sorry...I just can't |
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Does anyone else think the term subbie is kind of gross? It sounds like something they would name a cartoon bear on a tv show aimed at pre-schoolers. |
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You are not bisexual if you would not be willing to have a relationship with either gender. Being willing to do the other gender if you're told to does not make you a bisexual. It makes you a submissive. Oy vey people. |
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OK, so, sometimes I leave this thing on, and it says I'm online, when I am not actually online. So don't get offended and start sending multiple messages because I don't accept your chat request/respond to your email immediately. Either I am not here, or I am not a fan of yours. |
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Being the grammar enthusiast that I am, I've recently become very concerned with something. When emailing/instant messaging, if you use a smiley face, is the smiley face in itself a form of punctuation? Example, "I'm super nervous about underwater electro stimulation :( are you sure it won't cause me to die?"
Would you put a period before or after the :(? Or not at all? Would you just capitalize the 'Are'? I'm going to have a breakdown if I don't figure this out. |
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I love that everyone who claims to be a "TRUE" dominant has a completely false self image. It's all like, middle aged bald guys who work retail and demand that they have 20 year old, multi-orgasmic "TRUE" submissives. Dellusions of grandeur usually work out well when torture implements are involved. I see this working out really well for most of them. |
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Why isn't there an option to report profiles based on being ridiculous? My God people! If spelling is that big of an issue for you, paste that shit into microsoft word first! I can handle the odd typo but "frind" isn't a word! Having it six times in your profile does not make it a word!!! This is the sound of my head exploding!! |
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A 'Maverick' is a cow that has strayed away from the heard. It does not mean the cow is smarter, better, or more talented than the other cows, it just means that cow is more likely to get hit by a car and maybe kill a couple people.
/end politics. |
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Please don't capitalize the word you, or any variation of the word you, unless it is at the beginning of a sentence. Kinkiness is not an excuse for bad grammar.
This is a very helpful guide for anyone confused about which words should/should not be capitalized.
http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/capital.asp |
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Goreans are awesome. More people need to base their lives off of trashy pulp soft-core porn novels. Or not even porn novels! I think I'm going to start a lifestyle based on Sherlock Holmes stories. We'll all smoke pipes and say that things are elementary. And we'll wear cute hats. |
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Unattractive people that mention/reference Dorian Gray in their screenname/profile are awesome. I've only seen one person that didn't make it seem entirely ridiculous.
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What's with all the cult robes? Yikes. They don't make you look dominant, they make you look tacky. And bloated.
Also, just because they make it in your size, does not make it acceptable to wear latex. No one over a size 6 should legally be allowed to wear latex outside of their bedroom. Even in the bedroom, it shouldn't be allowed if there are cameras present. You look like sausage. |
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Ok, I'm willing to accept that there are models into BDSM. I'm even willing to accept that they may use this site to meet people. However, I think most models would have digital copies/prints from their shoots, they wouldn't use magazine scans. Am I wrong? |
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Another new favorite thing! People with pictures in their profile who insist on being discreet. Awesome. |
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MS Paint is a poor substitute for photoshop kids. Pencil tool does not equal airbrushing.
Also, it's super that you're patriotic, but whichever site it is that allows people to add flags/eagles to all of their pictures needs to be shut down. |
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So, just to clarify. Service sub is code for "clean my house then get the fuck out" on this site, right? |
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New favorite thing- When people use baseball bat wielding smiley faces in an attempt to be e-threatening. |
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I distrust anyone from "Manhatten" |
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