So what would you really do to have this kind of woman waiting for you everyday when you get home?

I'm sooo much more than a warm place to keep your equipment when you need it. The best part is there are countless pictures of me taken every year at all the different clubs I preform in. Call me a sissy, a tranny, a freak..... Whatever!

I do sooo much more than just dress up when the wifey is out of town or I can sneak off to some hotel room. This is what really separates women like me from the girls you will usually see the majority of the time. It's a lot more than a way to get off doing something kinda kinky.

All lot of them talk about it, they dream about it, they wish they could just get out there and do it.... Baby I'm the one to call when they can't quite make it.

My life is super expensive though and for the most part really pretty lonely too. Manicures, pedicures, shoes, panties, and stockings which always manage to run just about every single time you wear them. My corsets are not cheap either, and I wear them a lot, so they wear out and need to be replaced fairly often. Lipstick, mascara, powder, hot pink gloss, my new obsession with glitter....

When you throw in every color and style of hair imaginable it really add's up quick. Sure I have some pant suits that I wear when it's cold out, but usually I prefer my skirt suits and plain black patent 4" pumps for work. Nothing beats a satin blouse with a tight skirt so thats my usual business look. I definitely like wearing stuff that's really tight though whenever I go out anywhere. My favorite thing to have on are my white jeans. There is just something about them that is super feminine to me, especially when I have a pair of dark panties on. I guess it's all the little details and cute flowers, but to me a hot pink Tinkerbell shirt with super tight white jeans and some pink platform heels on just says lets fuck!

Speaking of which it's time to get by big black vibrator out and have a little me time......

One of the things that totally sucks about being the kind of woman I am is the almost nonexistent guys who want anything more from me than sex. Sure I like sex, and all the frilly little lingerie that goes with it. I love to spend and hour or so lighting candles, slipping into something that just screams do me right now, then go right into thick long lashes and some seriously trashy warpaint.

What can I say, men are super visual so looking like the absolute ultimate living sex doll is the only way to go when it comes to being naughty.

So I go through all that colossal amount of work and effort to please a man and the best I can get from him is a "thanks doll" as he runs out the door... And guys actually still wonder why we laugh and snicker when they show up with some little bit of nothing from the local sex shop?? Seriously.... We go to all of the hassle of creating the mood, picking out the super sensual music, greet you at the door looking like that super hot wet dream, and you guys can barely manage to say thanks babe!

Oh the life a woman leads....

You constantly bitch about the money I might spend on shoes, unless they are what some streetwalker would have on. Hello, I would like to occasionally wear more than just cum fuck me pumps! That's right I'm complicated, and high maintenance what else is new. Besides I can't very well just wear that sexy french maid outfit to church by itself now can I? Granted I probably would if you really wanted me to, but that will cost you some serious devotion to my needs honey. I'm going to need the shoes and stockings to go with it, plus a few accessories, and maybe even a cute little purse to keep some lipstick in. Doncha want me to be able to freshen up and keep that cocksucker pout going after I blow you in the parking lot.... Well??

My girlfriends tell me I'm very practical, which is true of course. I always like to be prepared for a wild night so I keep some KY in my purse, a few condoms, unless I know you fairly well, then I'm definitely going to be having that sweet protein shake later baby!

What happens though if I break a nail honey, you know how unbelievably long they are if you have ever felt my run them across your back or if you've ever seen me on stage then you definitely have felt a little sample of my yummy claws too. Keeping them up is a chore and a big expense, but I do it simply because men constantly tell me how awesome it looks when I wrap my soft warm hands around certain things that pulse in the dark.

It's all about the maintenance sweetie. Girls need to be maintained just like the hotrod you have in the driveway. This is not that complicated or even very difficult to grasp. The only difference is in which parts you need to buy.... That car has a make and model..... Guess what... So do I...

When you see those chrome rims and hood scoops, just think of them as a pair of hot pumps and a spandex dress wrapped around me instead. Incidentally not every woman is as wild as I am so just because I might drop to my knees over that kinda thing doesn't mean your wife will. I was telling a girlfriend today actually that if some random guy on the street just handed my a $2.00 halmark card that told me he loved me, and thought I was totally sexy that I would just bend over the hood of his car, shove my soaked panties down and scream do me!

I'm telling you guys... You wanna get laid every day??

Quit sending us pictures of your cock! Trust me honey we will be seeing it soon enough, send us pictures of the flowers you have waiting for us when we show up.