Devout Quaker seeking woman to share my thoroughly modern kitchenette, self-cleaning oven, collection of taxidermied animals, and four door sedan. Women with any extra body parts to the front of the line, from extra heads to extra toes. Must know your way around a Bloody Mary.
As if you couldn't tell, I'm in show business, so I'm used to the finer things.
12/8/2011 10:37:34 PM
"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius." - Jerry Lee Lewis.
I know exactly how he feels.
12/7/2011 11:01:24 PM
Ladies, be prepared to surrender bank account and routing numbers within 3 messages to prove you're a not a fake.
