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	I am here to chat only and keep in touch with my friends I have made within the lifestyle. I am not looking for subs/slaves, I am here only to chat. If you contact me and expect a reply include the word “synergy” in your message to show you have actually read the profile. Solo il morto non sente alcun dolore

4/13/2012 1:27:34 AM

For the benefit of all those old faces who have been checking - yes I'm still alive, no I haven't been abducted by aliens, yes I'm still a nasty sadistic bitch (in spirit at least). Living quiet these days and spend most of my time working or training up my pet squirrel ;-) To those who have looked but not been in touch - WHY THE HELL NOT?!

3/18/2012 3:24:21 AM

Happy Mother's Day to all my UK sisters who share the trial and tribulations on parenthood :-)

Thought I would share the text hat was on my Mother's day card from my darling cherub ...
"The Pains of Being a Mum ...
Headache caused by being on call 24/7.
Backache from hoovering.
Inflamed elbow from ironing.
Spreained wrist from dusting.
Sore fingers from scrubbing.
Sore knees from cleaning.
And finally ... a pain in the arse cased by ME!"

Sounds about right LOL

12/25/2011 4:09:16 AM

Happy Christmas

everyone!

12/9/2011 11:54:30 AM

And here's another one ...

What do you get if you eat Christmas Decorations?
Tinsilitis!

12/4/2011 10:21:11 AM

On the lighter side of things, a few jokes from my advent calendar ...

How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frost bite!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

Don't blame me, blame squirrel, he bought me the damn calendar lol

12/4/2011 10:15:00 AM

It amazes me how many people include a certain word as mentioned on my profile, in order to show they have read the profile ... but then proceed to ask if I am interested in watching them perform/serve on webcam.

I think I have been pretty clear on my profile about why I am here and watching silly little subs on webcam is not it!

11/14/2011 2:58:58 AM

Just looking to chat and keep in touch with the friends I have made on here.

Thanks to those who have stood by me, and good riddance to those who didn't.