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| So, a few notes before we get started;
I'm not a Domme. Let me state this plainly; I don't want a sub. I don't want someone to cook for me, or buy things for me, or bow to me. (Ok, you can bow to me. But only because I'm awesome. It's got nothing to do with D/s)
Keep the pet names to yourself. Don't call me sweetie, or honey, or Goddess. My name, as far as you need to know, is Audiophox. And I'm not your baby, or your lover. So don't bother with that shit.
If you wanna catch my attention, it'll probably take more than a "Hey how are you".
We're not friends yet, and that's just not a good way to start a conversation. Why would I tell a complete stranger about my day? If you wanna strike up a friendship, the best thing you can do is introduce yourself and explain to me why you messaged me.
I won't model for you. That sounds conceited. I'm cool with that. Firstly because I am conceited, and secondly because it really did need to be stated.
Seriously, I'm not dessert. I'm getting really damn sick and tired of messages that contain things like "Mmmmmm" and "Tasty!". Do I LOOK like a cookie to you? No? That's probably because I'm not one. If you can't come up with something more respectful than a stated desire to taste me, you can move along.
I really, really, REALLY hate chatspeak and bad grammar. It annoys me. So if you come at me with a bunch of chatspeak and poor spelling, I might ignore you. Or snark you out.
Same thing goes for copypasta. If I'm not worth the effort of an original message, then you're not worth my time.
All of this might make me sound like a bitch. I'm ok with that.
Now, on to the good stuff. :P
I'm Audiophox. But you can call me Phox.
*I'm a nympho
*I'm a masochist
*I'm a music additct
*I'm incredibly vain
*I'm crazy as fuck
*I have an unhealthy obsession with shoes, perfume, earrings, and all things pink.
*I'm sarcastic.
*I go through phases where I'm hella anti-social, and refuse to talk to anyone.
*I'm here for friends and interesting conversation, mostly. I'm not currently in a committed relationship, but I'm not particularly looking to change that, either.
Questions? Ask.
Comments? Tell.
Shit you feel like saying to me? Say it. (Provided, of course, it's not rude/chatspeak-y/copypasta)
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