You may approach me if you can do so with intelligence and respect.

Kindly do not mistake my assuredness with egotism; conviction is not arrogance, though they may appear to be similar bedfellows.

I do not necessarily believe that I am better than any other person -- I simply know my requirements and am not too much a coward to state them plainly.

I will never demand "tributes" or gifts. If I am interested in you it will be for the depth of your service, not the depth of your bank account.

Dispense with the ridiculous Y/you, W/we capitalizations. They are an insult to our language and mean nothing besides.

Any male submissive or slave in my service will be expected, at times of my choosing, to immediately drop and perform as many pushups as I deem appropriate. If I am feeling generous you may feel my bootheel pressing on your back for some of them. I am impressed by physical prowess on the part of men, and it gives me pleasure to observe it.

Any female submissive or slave in my service is expected to be quiet, controlled and obedient. I do not tolerate tears that come unbidden by me -- you will cry only when I permit you to do so -- and deliberate "acting out" will earn you a warning and then a prompt dismissal. When you have proven that your emotional displays are genuine and are not an attempt at manipulation, this can be re-negotiated.

Slaves or submissives of either sex are expected to be clean, fit, honest and have a genuine desire to please. I will not cater to your deep-seated need to feel "special"; you are not a unique snowflake. You can be replaced if you do not please me sufficiently, and I will do so with neither remorse nor hesitation. That said, those who meet my expectations will be lauded as the superlative examples of service they are.

If you have read my profile and it chafes or angers you, I suggest you take a long, hard look into your mirror and ask yourself why I have the power to bother you so much.