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Flattery won't work on me! Unless I'm drunk haha
So if you're planning on messaging me try to say something original or you probably won't get a reply!
I love my cat, giant snail and tarantula <3
I have a fear of dogs, frogs, tomatoes, sheep, small spiders, suspicious looking clouds, cocktail sticks, unclaimed tissues, fish, wild flying ants, clowns, going bald, scalp wax, blueberries and guys in sandals or shorts who wear socks.
My body is amused to have 22 piercings that make it happy.
I'm meant to be looking for a job but only supermarkets want me. As i'm neither super or a market I don't think I'd fit in!
I don't know what you're suppose to write in here, had you realised that yet?
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Maybe slightly edited to cover similar queries.
Where do you live?
Don't ask, I won't tell haha.
You're single!? So you're here for love, marriage and filthy romps?!
haha I'm not that old and desperate yet me dearies.
I'm old! I'm fat! I have grey hairs! I can't speak English!
I don't care. I'm here for online purposes, your age, weight, hair and such does not matter. But please speak English!
If you don't find ULTIMATE pleasure in bondage and anal sex why are you here?
The site having other things to check besides those two make me think I'm allowed to be.
Are you getting more piercings/ink?
I'm happy with what I've got. The future and a paycheck may change my mind.
Come live with me!! Please?! You NEED to live with me! YOU will love it!! You will get to have sex and do whatever I want 24/7!!!!
haha ...... ha
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