What's the worst most depraved activiy you have done while your parents or in-laws were staying with you???

Tell me, do you bunker down into chastity, or go vanilla, or continue your kinks as usual .... "yes Mum, my cumslut always washes the dishes!"

Just wondering what your most useful, can't leave home (or stay home) without tool, toy or apparatus is in your bag of tricks....?

Don't mention genitals or body parts either or I'll run after you with a disembowelling hook (not that I know what that looks like)

AsC