...... it's a slightly chilly night and we're both sitting very comfortably together next to a campfire in our campsite.
...... to passerbys we look to be an average loving couple enjoying a weekend of camping. But what they don't see is the white hoodie you're wearing is currently doubling as a strait-jacket.
.....and what they don't know is that when we settle into our tent for the night, you'll be sleeping in a spandex sleepsack..... (w/conveniently placed access zippers of course!) |