1.) I do not enjoy online domination as the sole means of BDSM interaction. If you can not meet in real time, or if that is not an option, do not waste my time or yours. If however, you just want to have somebody to chit-chat with online, that's fine, but I will not play the dom/sub game when I am chatting with you.

2.) I do NOT enjoy scat play. I do enjoy golden showers, but it is a very rare occasion where I will gift a submissive with them. Generally, he/she would have to be somebody I have played and interacted with for an extended period time (ie. a year or more) before I will allow them the privilege. If you are a heavy golden shower aficionado and haven't the patience to build a rapport with me, move on.

3.) Yes, I have subbed. However, the likelihood that I will want to sub to somebody I have never met is pretty low to non-existant. My desire to be topped is just not something that propels me. It is a very rare person who stimulates that desire in me, and so far nobody who has contacted me in that regard has shown the traits that pique my interest in that arena. By all means, try if you like. but do not be surprised if I do not respond. I consider this fair warning.

4.) I like to hit and I like to hit hard. I like leaving bruises and welts. I like watching a submissive cringe and cry out. If you can't take a beating, or at least be willing to push your limits, you're reading the wrong profile.

5.) "Kitty" refers to both boys and girls. You are not disqualified if you have a penis.

6.) I hate poor spelling and grammar. If I feel that your message was haphazardly written, where it is apparent that your vocabulary suffers from more than the occasional typo, I will delete your message.

7.) I expect a photo to accompany your message if you hope to woo me as your dominant. I have been kind enough to offer an image so that you know who you are corresponding with. Reciprocal courtesy is my due.

8.) As you may have guessed, my time is very important to me. Should it be decided that we meet in real time, I expect prompt attendance. Any changes or cancellations without a phone call notification will result in non-negotiable repercussions up to and including permanent dismissal.

9.) Message me once and once only. I do not always have the opportunity to respond back to the many messages that I receive. If I am interested, I will write back eventually. If I am not, I won't. More than one message indicates to me that you are either a.) needy, and therefore unsuitable, or b.) just trolling around for whomever you can find and didn't realize you already wrote me, which is demeaning and disrespectful... again, unsuitable.

10.) Any messages that ask anything that I have already answered here will be deleted. Take the time to thoroughly read my profile or don't take the time at all.