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There a few things that I really have no use for and I'm going to list them now to eliminate the risk of misunderstanding. The positive stuff will follow...
I do not wear leather unless I'm borrowing someone's jacket. You, however, can go on with your bad self.
I do not have any use for C/capitalization as a W/way of indicating W/who is HNIC.
If you want to call me Daddy in the bedroom, you have to be able to act like an adult in the living room.
I don't want to read your haiku about roses on gravestones being picked at by ravens in the dark moonlight. Which I just realized is a haiku.
That should do it for the negatives. Now...
I am a caring sadist who came to it naturally over time. I still open doors for women, I just have the good fortune to be able to torture some of them once I close it behind them.
I will be happy to describe myself using adjectives, if you need, but I would rather know that you can get a feel for me from not just the content, but the phrasing of what's written above. Just know that even though the bulk of the preamble above is phrased in the negative, I really am pretty positive.
Go team.
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