I replaced picture 1 with a picture of me in my gown for tomorrow's Howl-o-ween Masquerade party. It is a size 10. OMG OMG OMG! Haven't worn a size 10 since... God knows when. 

I'm going to take a naked picture to commemorate my weight loss. Not to post publicly (shame on your dirty mind) Just for my own personal amusement.

I have lost 30 POUNDS! Hot Damn! Need to update my picture. That is all!

I updated my new (unbroken) sub protocol with rough time frames. 

I understand why people are so confused on Collarme. If you read the journals of the people on this site, you will see the schizophrenic nature of the wants of people. It's actually quite funny.

There are self-proclaimed slaves/subs with a will that believe it is ok to dictate to potential Masters what they will and won't do, which is probably why they don't have a Master to begin with. The difference between negotiate and dictate is HUGE, but they don't understand that. Let's not talk about the serious lack of respect. No Master wants to deal with disrespectful, petulant, and truculent slaves. 

Some of the dominants are just as bad. They are whiny arrogant douchebags with little personal restraint. The disrespect that these people show their subs is legendary. I would not be a sub but if I wanted to I couldn't be a sub because I couldn't lower my self to accept the floating crap bubbles that passes for dominant these days. The 18 year olds that have been in the D/s lifestyle for years, the "kneel before me now!" types, and the findommes that want to be paid to even talk are all slow in the head. Another annoying thing, should a person send one line or a long introduction? Should the person sext or not? Where is the norm? There are none. People just need to give other people a break. I talk to everyone. I may not continue to talk. At least I give them a chance. If they mess up their one chance to impress me, it's their loss.

Johnathon Rhys Meyers is HOT!!! The things I would do to that white boy... 

Slavery 101: The journey of a slave (a basic guide to new (unbroken) slave operations in My household)

 Step 1.

          Total confinement & isolation 

                     New slaves are to be removed from their comfortable lives and cushy  

                    environment and confined to an unknown (to them) location for a period of

                    time. The slave's time will be spent nude (tiny bikini in company) handcuffed

                    and hooded for most of the time. The only time the slave will be released

                    from cuffs is to eat and use the bathroom. The only time the slave will be

                    released from the hood is to eat. The slave will be put on a strict

                    eat/sleep/elimination schedule and have strict dietary restrictions. The slave

                    will be raped daily/nightly with varying dildos with little to no concern for the

                    slave's personal comfort (lubrication) or wishes. The slave will be drilled in

                    personal/household/public protocol. Any failures in protocol will be met with

                    swift punishment. The slave will be forbidden to speak to anyone outside of

                    the the Mistress. The slave will be forbidden to look at anyone when the

                    hood is removed. The slave will be taught to respond to a new language as

                    part of protocol. The slave will not be allowed to participate in any holidays

                    or normalcy except in the preparation (cooking and cleaning) or service. All

                    rights will be taken away EXCEPT at any time during this process the slave  

                    can asked to be released and release will be granted. 

Step 2.

           Submission testing

                     The slave will be tested repeatedly for the strength of it's submission

                     endurance. Any failure to submit will be disciplined sharply. Repeated

                     failures to submit will result in a slave being released. Submission testing

                     can be as simple as fix dinner to complete control of one's financial

                     situation. The slave will be required to sell all of it's belongings. The slave

                    will not be allowed to have a personal pet. The slave will not be allowed to

                    talk to anyone else in the household except the Mistress. 

Step 3. 

            Collaring

                   The slave will be moved into the main house. A collaring ceremony 

                   will be held and the slave will be given a physical collar. The slave will be

                   responsible for acquiring a brand/tattoo. Once a member of the household  

                   the slave will be required to marry another slave member of the household if

                   available. If not available the slave will remain chaste to be used sexually at

                   the whim of the Mistress. When married both slaves will be used sexually at

                   the whim of the Mistress. Where legal the slave may be required to marry a

                   slave of the same sex at the whim of the Mistress. The slave will be given a  

                   daily list of things to do and a time period to accomplish them. The slave will

                   maintain the dietary restrictions and elimination schedule from its transition

                   period. The slave will be given a daily bathroom schedule in which to

                   maintain personal hygiene. The slave will be allowed to acquire and maintain

                   employment. If the slave chooses not to acquire and maintain employment,

                   it will be a house slave. It will attend to all the needs of the Mistress and the 

                   Family. It will answer only to the Mistress. No slave will be allowed to

                   associate with any other member of the family except its Mistress and life

                   partner.

 Step 4. 

            Rebuilding

                   After enduring the 1st 3 steps, the Mistress will begin the process of 

                   Rebuilding the slave to suit her needs. Mistress will be friendly with

                   Slaves and tolerant of excuses (within limits.) Mistress will ask and 

                   Value slaves opinion on things within its realm of control. Mistress

                   will listen to slave's complaints about ill treatment (within limits) and

                   Swiftly follow up on matters that need to be addressed. Mistress will

                   reward slaves for excellent service. Rewards include slave vacations

                   (holidays), family contact, recreational activities, and appointment to

                   lead slave. In the rebuilding stage, slaves will be given a new

                   wardrobe and new belongings chosen by the Mistress. The slave is 

                   Responsible for ensuring that its belongings remain in good repair. If

                   belongings are not in good repair the slave must come to the Mistress

                   to acquire replacements.

                           4a.

                                 Lead slave

                                       Ideally, there will be two lead slaves. One will be masculine and

                                      one will be feminine. To be considered for lead slave, it must

                                      have been in the Mistress' household for a minimum of 5

                                      years. It must have reached the age of 35. It must be literate. It

                                      must have character, not be a character. It must be dependable.

                                      It must have Experience in running a multi-slave household or

                                      in supervisory position. It must be loyal and deferential to the

                                      Mistress. It cannot be married to a current lead slave. It cannot

                                      have a job outside of the house. It must like to remain busy and

                                      have no free time.

Step 5.

               Release

                       5a. Voluntary release

                              At anytime before and after collaring a slave can be released upon

                             request. Once released a slave is free to leave as it pleases.

                             However, spouses and children of age are free to make decisions to

                             stay or go. Before a slave leaves, it should request an audience with

                             the Mistress to tell of its plans. It is bad form for a slave to runaway 

                             Without informing the Mistress of its plans. Any slave that leaves

                             under any of the aforementioned conditions will not be allowed to

                             return. Slaves can serve for an agreed upon amount of time and be

                             released at the end of that contracted time period. Slaves released in

                             this manner may return after completing steps 1-3 again.

                       5b. Involuntary release

                              Refusal to comply with any request from the Mistress

                              while in step 1 or 2 will result in immediate release. Blatant refusal to

                              comply with any request without legitimate reason while in

                              Step 3 will result in release. 

Attention NASHVILLE, TN. area subs, I will be traveling to the area soon. I am looking for play partners to hang out with. If you feel that you are well behaved enough to entertain me, feel free to Cmail me and we will make plans to meet while I'm in town. 

Guess I don't have the right to publicly post someone's username, name, address, and telephone number even though he had no compunction about posting his own information to me after 11 days. Morally, the guy was a scum sucking, bottom of the barrel, liar who deserved to be called by individuals who hate to think about a married sex offender who would sleep with his own daughters and his dogs. To believe that this loser believes that I would participate in this crap is beyond me. I'm a teacher for Christ's sake. What teenager is worth me losing my career over? I'm not going to post his private information publicly again. But I really want to. 

I give simple tasks. For all the simplicity of a task most subs can not follow these simple tasks. For instance, I asked a sub to write intelligible posts and cmails with real words without the use of the letter e. Simple task? Yes. Difficult task? You better believe it. Impossible task? Not at all with a thesaurus and a little extra time.  Tasks like these are important to me because simple tasks show the true meticulous nature of a sub. I want a fastidious sub. At least he should be conscientious about my commands. Also, I love words. I think that words are sexy. A well turned phrase can make me wet faster than any other thing that someone can try. So, pull out your thesauruses and impress me. If you want me to respond to your cmails write intelligible posts without the letter E. Also, if you speak a real foreign language email me. Let the good times roll.

To everyone who thinks that God isn't good and blessings don't happen... You are wrong. Earlier I posted a picture of a dog that is the companion of a disabled Domme that I know. The dog was hit inside her yard by someone trying to make a u-turn. I posted the name and number of the vet that was taking donations on the behalf of Bear the dog. I was disappointed because the picture of the dog was only up for minutes before it was reported and subsequently removed. I lost my faith in humankind that we couldn't help one of our own and her companion. But guess what? Some kind anonymous soul donated $1500 to Bear's vet care. I don't know who you are, but I want to thank you so much. The Domme in question lost her partner to cancer last year and the dog was his. She didn't want to let the dog go. If no one has ever said it, I'm telling you now. You are an angel.

Profile  Photos:

Why in the hell do people put naked photos as their first photo? Some people  should NOT BE NAKED... EVER! Don't get me wrong, I have meat on my bones and I know it. By God, nudity is beautiful.  Big people are beautiful. BUTTTTTT... Shouldn't I have the right to choose to see your naked ass? Do you not have any  sense of pride in yourself? It's true that you can be proud of yourself and show your body. You are precious. Your body is precious. The sight of your naked body should not be on display for everyone with a damn laptop.

Speaking of profile photos, what does "please only post pictures you took yourself" mean? Digital art is a picture that you took yourself? Clearly some posters to collarme are porn stars and models with perfect lighting, makeup and jet airplanes Ha.  Clearly I do not know how to use my ipad to take pictures (sideways grainy e.t.c) but at least they are MY damn pictures taken with MY damn ipad.  There is more perfection in my crappy pictures than in others clearly copied, clearly not, or clearly naked pictures.