Frequently asked questions from recent applicants...
Q: Do you want a puppy? Do you want a kitty? Do you want a horse?
A: No. And no. And no. We want a human, a slave, that we keep as a pet rather than put it to other types of service.
Q: Will you buy me cute ears? A buttplug tail? Cute outfits?
A: No. And no. And no. Again, we have no interest in a roleplaying scenario that lasts the rest of our lives.
Q: Do you want to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to medically and surgically change my body so that I can relate to the outside world differently?
A: No. We respect your need to fit your body to your soul but we are not looking for someone who cares to ever interact with society again.
Q: Would I be relieving myself outside? In a litterbox? In a diaper?
A: No. And no. And no. Again, we are trying to bring in a human pet for companionship, not another species which would be infinitely easier to acquire. Therefore we have some expectation that one of the benefits of a human pet is that it be intelligent enough to use standard household plumbing.
Q: What does keeping a human pet mean?
A: In most respects, what we intend for our pet is no different from what anyone has in mind for any pet they bring into their home. She will be kept safe, warm, comfy, and clean indoors with us, groomed regularly, and given ample attention and play. She will never be ignored, harmed, or starved for touch. What we expect in turn is her loyalty, affection, obedience, and companionship. Bacially, if you reworded that question without the word "human" in it the answer should be obvious and self-explanatory to you. |