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You can run but you can't hide! February 27; additions to a heretofore unrevealing profile... For those who don't appreciate the nuances of facetiousness and others who are abject literalists, it's by thirds and eighths that you may calculate my age and weight. Height? I'm neither a WNBA star nor a cast-member of Little People. Actively seeking? Those who confine their search to narrowly defined parameters relegate themselves to a very limited number of possibilities. Better to welcome all and winnow a large group of prospects than to begin with only a few... and end up with none! Come one, come all... I'll let you know if you make the cut. Interests? Many, varied; vanilla and kink... always open to the new experience. No photo... she must be a fake, that, or she's a hideous beast? Wrong on both counts, but this is a public accessible site; I'll share the photos with those I deem worthy of receiving them. The next paragraph will give you some insight into who that might be! Advice to those who choose to respond: Be creative; this is your only chance to make a memorable first impression. My reply can't be induced, it must be seduced, so you're going to have to sell me the sizzle! While I would prefer a positive, uplifting initial outreach, if you must spew expletives and invective, or you feel the need to assert your soi disant dominance, that's fine, too, just don't be unimaginative, insipid, banal, or brief. I WILL NOT respond to single sentence messages. Oh, and if you fail to meet my standards, expect to receive a scathing critique and/or rebuke. So... with that said, do you dare engage? I thought so...

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sweetlyrics84
 
 Age: 26
  Ohio