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6/30/2009 6:52:42 PM

OK! You want a man tie you up! LOL COME ON DOWN! Is the use of miles of rope in artistic ways tightly holding you immobile as the silk scarf is tied tightly across your eyes a good beginning for a fully gagged and stripped naked bondage scene? If so then lets talk about how you can have your fantasy and use it to build on for even more bondage play in a diverse bondage fetish LTR. Do you need to feel handcuffs on your wrists, ankle manacles attached to the bed or wall?
Are you claustrophobic, can you handle a stuffed mouth gag, ear plugs and Swiss makeup pads tightly taped over your eyes? Is wearing a bathing cap with the ear plugs a hot and very sensual act? Would wearing one bathing cap normally, then cutting a nose hole into the top of a second bathing cap and pulling it on tightly under your chin then over your mouth gag, taped blindfold and head, smelling the rubber and the isolation from the world make you wet?

Just a few of the interview questions for the best bondage victim female ever. If it is not real bondage and sensory deprivation then how can your mind be completely free of choice, for absolute surrender of your mind and body?

8/23/2008 5:48:11 PM

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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

“That’s nice,” she thinks, “but I want more.” So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is really tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where
the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives
store just across the street, with identical rules to the Husband Store.

Floor 1 - Wives that Love Sex

Floor 2 - Wives that Love Sex, Like Beer and Have Money

(The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.)

8/23/2008 12:52:02 PM

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This is Tech Speak Bizarre! Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to

Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used

for years without any trouble. However,

there are apparently conflicts between these two products

and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound

turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is

incompatible with several other applications, such as

LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had

many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to

shut
down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run
Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover
that when these two systems

detected each other they caused severe damage to my

hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee

1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be

upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use

up all my available resources, it does come bundled with

CookingPlus and Cleanhouse2008. Shortly

after
this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable
and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be

deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had

forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,

without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try

to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and

Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches

itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called

MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but there could be

problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact

that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007, it tends to

delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please!--------------------------------- And the

flip side... Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband

1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall

performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery

applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other

valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal

Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the

system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

---------------------------------------------------------> Dear Desperate: First

keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2,

which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a

very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This

is not a supported application and will crash Husband

1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great

program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn

new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech

Support

8/2/2008 3:37:39 AM

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The 1st
Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke
up at 8 PM. The man
hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub
them in the grass and dirt. He put
on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

'You lying
bastard! You've been playing golf!'

The 2nd
Affair: A middle-aged couple
had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They
decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a
healthy baby boy. The

joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the

ugliest child he had ever seen. He
told his wife, 'There's no way I can be the

father of this baby. Look at the two
beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling
around behind my back?'

The wife
smiled sweetly and replied, 'Not this time!'

The 3rd
Affair: A mortician was working
late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be
cremated, and made a startling
discovery. Schwartz had the largest private package he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I
can't allow you to be cremated with
such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his
briefcase, and took it home.
'I have to show you something
you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!'
the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?! '

The 4th
Affair: A woman was in bed with her
lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she
said, 'stand in the corner.'

She
rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' she said.

'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's
this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.

'Oh it's
a statue.' she replied. 'The Smith's
bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too.' No more was said, not
even when they went to bed.

Around 2
AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich
and a beer.

Here, he
said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a
damned thing.'

The 5th
Affair: A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly,
sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One
cent?' the man thought.

He
glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak and
a bottle of wine?'

'A
nickel,' the barman replied.

'A
nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The
bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man
asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The
bartender replied, 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

The 6th
Affair: Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and
said

weakly, '
I have something I must confess.'

'There's
no need to,' his wife replied. No,' he
insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept
with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,
I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

7/22/2008 11:54:01 AM

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"To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find
the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a
healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To know
even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to
have succeeded." -- Ralph Waldo Emmerson.

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6/30/2009 6:45:07 PM

If you do NOT want to
feel wonderful DO NOT READ this journal entry! In your about town travels,
some required accessories for self pleasuring need to be collected for a
private time. The following items, large snakebite kit minimum of 1, 2 is
preferred, a couple of pairs of Playtex Living gloves(substitute any rough
surface palm and finger nubby rubber household cleaning gloves) , a nice body
lotion with good skin components (alpha-hydroxy, eucerin etc.) 1 huge head
scarf, at least 3'X3' the slinky-er the better. Save a pair of panty hose/
stockings or get some from a friend or neighbor tell them it is to polish
shoes with, LOL. 1 Clean face size washcloth. When you have acquired all the
components and are at home alone. [Contact me for how and when to use these
sensation amplifying accessories for masturbation enhancement! (JUST
KIDDING!)] The ADASHI
.....................................................Yes this is a test, if
you can't or will not comply with requirements designed for your own pleasure
can I believe you would for mine? Sneaky DOM side here!!!!!..........

1)Stuff old panty hose or stocking leg with a wet washcloth, about half way
down one leg. Cut panty hose off so you only use one leg.

Tie a knot into the
stocking around the wet washcloth, so it is not going to slip down the back
of your throat, stuff and chew the cloth into the mouth until it is securely
behind your teeth, tie off the stocking legs around the back of your neck,
(not head) wrapping it around over the cloth between your teeth as much as
you can and then tie off the ends. Good GAG!

2) Take the snake bite kits and separate the capsule and empty out all the
tourniquet razor blade and small suction cups. Lay back and make sure all the
other play items are within easy reach.

Squeeze the large suction cups and attach them to your nipples and if you can
handle it, LOL above your clit as well, this is ouchy, but truly an amazing
sensation.

3) Take the large headscarf and wrap it tightly around your head over your
eyes and then around again over your mouth, with one this big you should be
able to then reach behind your neck and tie it off as well, Blindfold/gag
complete and sensual and sexy!

4) The nubby house cleaning gloves come next, playtex or similar style with
the nubby grippy fingers and palm work the best.

5) Lotion is next lots of lotion, cold cool or warmed up lotion a huge
amount, all over from neck to the thighs and enough so it runs down the crack
of your ass, LOL!

6)Rub, SCRUB, every part of your exposed body, leave the nips and crotch
alone for as long as you can stand it, rub that lotion into every pore like
you need it to live another day.

7) depending on how long you can last without reaching for the snakebite cups
revel in the all over body sensations you will get from this sensation play.
Use more lotion, keep scrubbing deep and hard. 8) now release the suction
cups, OUCH!!!! well you were looking for some sensations weren't you? LOL.

9)Now you are feeling sensations most women never get from a lover, men are
too hung up on dick insertion to go this far, LOL. The fingers delving into
the labia area and then the first finger strokes across or around the clit is
all it takes for the first orgasm to start to build and the mental self
picture of helpless female in stringent bondage, gag (screaming) blindfold
and mysterious, non human hands being directed to your most intimate
locations and the feel of the alien nubby fingers as they probe search and
find the very best places to make you feel utterly violated and used! Well then
add the vibrator and see how much farther you can push yourself.

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.....................................................this Is why women
desperately need the bondage and a man to do things like this to them in
complete helplessness. So finding a man that will make them feel this good
without jumping their bones is a major leap for a lot of men, try it next
time and see how horny she is after she is released? Well not completely,
oral service is very nice, LOL. Just a thought! The ADASHI

11/12/2008 7:43:41 AM

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The BEST compliment is to receive an email like this one! An ego boost!LOL ! ...............
For those of you that have had a bad experience having you nipples
pierced, I had mine pierced 3 times. The first time lasted 2 weeks. I
then had to removed the piercing to heal for a couple of month’s. The
second time I had them pierced they weren’t even but I left them in for
about 8 years, they never healed. I had to remove them for an operation
in case I had to have my heart started. The Dr. didn’t want to blow my
tits out. I have since learned I could have put a fishing line
in so I could have saved my piercing , I am glad I didn’t now, but at
the time I wasn’t very happy about it. I removed them for 3 days and
couldn’t get them back in. Now about 4 years later I had them pierced
by someone who know what he is doing, this time around, my nipples healed in two weeks.
Then the healing rings were replaced with smaller diameter (pretty) rings, they were inserted with out any problem. I will have to
thank ADASHI in person, for the outstanding job. I am looking forward to having
the triangle piercing that Adashi developed himself. slave judy

11/5/2008 12:14:04 PM

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Hello, people willing to relocate and SHOW-UP here on CM do the following !
A photo of themselves with a piece of paper in front of a "G" photo that has the name of the person they are contacting in bold letters. Next, to do easy photo sharing an off site IM of some kind, Yahoo or MSN etc. In a week or two a phone call on a cell phone, because all of them are recorded and stored by the NSA! I worked for AT&T for many years, so believe it! So mutual communication is established. If you are going to fly, a courtesy is to provide the ticket confirmation e-mail you get along with boarding pass and seat assignment! .....................................If for some obtuse reason you are un-willing or unable to provide these courteous bits of information, what are you doing on this site? You are not real and will not SHOW-UP ! ! All the fakes have excuses or do not provide this information, be careful and don't waste your time on them! I welcome feed back! The ADASHI

10/18/2008 11:51:31 AM

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ONE FORM OF REAL MIND FUCK!
If you would like a good mind fuck for your slave or sub, send me an email and we can discuss a few options,LOL! It Is FUN!

The technique of forced mental choices allows me to search for, find,
catalog, then feed back on a particular womans darkest, deepest, most
hidden desires/fantasies in ways most men are incapable of.

Most
of the mind fuck games i have done are at the request of a partner or
lover to make the on going relationship much less predictable, and to
open up a much wider sexual experience within their relationship.
Past
examples are the stripped naked coed, thoroughly gagged,
blindfolded/hooded (nylon stockings and duct tape)stringently hogtied,
forced into an empty music amplifier box, and loaded into the back of a
van. Once inside the van I delivered her to an area of the city known
for crime drug dealing and prostitution, LOL "across the tracks". Her
response at being lifted up out of the box, stood up and rotated,fully
exposed, pussy fingered and tit slapped as I made a deal to exchange
her for 2 kilo's of Mexican Red was amazing. She cried, whimpered,
tried to struggle and fight, which did her no good at all. Since she
spoke excellent Spanish she fully understood all the comments about
using her tits, mouth, vagina and ass for "sold" sex she was, to say
the least mortified! LOL. Stuffed into the box again she was taken from
the van loaded into the back of a Jeep Cherokee and driven off, to her
fate worse than death,LOL. At a point a few blocks from her boyfriends
place I got into the box and held a chloroform soaked washcloth to her
nose and face until she was out cold, then kept her that way until we
had her stretched out tightly with ratchet tie downs on a sheet of
plywood on his living room floor. She awakened to the sound of Mexican
radio music, several cigars were chopped up into an ashtray and set on
fire with lighter fluid and a few throughly kinky friends of mine,
began to humiliate and fondle her, it also helped to have some pool
balls rattling around on a table near her. The ladies groped and
pinched her everywhere,LOL stretched her pussy lips and scraped her
clit with freshly done acrylic nails and yanked her hair hanging out
from the hood. This physical abuse was done while all the while verbal
abuse about her "tiny" tits skinny pelvis and flat straight hair was
being heaped on her from all those involved, some in English,LOL. and
By releasing her ankles and forcing them wide apart in the splits to
the edges of the plywood, insured complete access to her vagina, pelvis
, ass and tits. the next phase of the "mind fucking" experience could
begin.

As prearranged all the men now knelt around her and
masturbated directing the squirts of their cum into specific areas so
their female partners could then kneel and lick, suck, chew, bite and
face into her tits, pelvis, pussy and neck. This cum licking activity
was prolonged by dripping fresh warm chocolate pudding on her pelvis
between her labia and on her clit with each slave girl pushing her to
orgasm with their tongue and finger nails. During this oral service the
other women used their finger nails and mouths on her thighs, calves,
ribs, stomach, underarms breasts and nipples. After an hour or so of
this kind of sensation sexual over load I introduced the pain and agony
of the riding crop, several weights and textures of floggers and very
thin plastic cane. Several times during this torture session she could
be heard to attempt begging for it to stop and crying from the pain.

Having
the couples walk by her to say good-bye and wish her well in her new
life as a Mexican Whore the only people left where her boyfriend, my
slave and I. Placing a high back wooden chair next to the plywood I
tied, then forced anal and vaginal dildos into my slave, stuffed her
mouth with a gag then riding cropped her tits until she was cumming
(one of her favorite methods), then tied a vibrator against her clit so
she would have to JUST watch the next phase of the MIND FUCK!

So
here was my victim lying atop a blanket, on a sheet of plywood arms
pulled high and wide apart above her head, ankles pulled wide apart
virtually into splits. With her mouth stuffed with a gag, ear plugged,
several layers of makeup pads over her eyes, then 2 layers of pantyhose
pulled snug and tightly wrapped around her head. The only opening is
for her nose, the only thing visible from under the six layers of very
tightly wrapped duck tape. HELPLESS!

Using my Gerber combat
knife from Viet Nam I knelt between her legs and reach as far up her
exposed arms as I can and slowly drag the razor sharp blade down until
I stop just below each arm pit. She shutters and flinches and I tell
her if she does that the blade will cut and scare her forever I
continue the use of the knife on her ribs, torso , breast, nipples,and
work my way down to her inner thighs and pelvis. At this point in time
I put more pressure on the blade so that it barely brakes the skin. I
tell her I am marking her as my property so if she ever manages to
escape the police, (who are well paid by me) will return her handcuffed
and gaged. By warning antibacterial ointment and dripping it on the
knife blade it feels like she is bleeding from the cut. I continue to
use the knife blade and tip until she is cumming from the sensation of
the blade flicking her clit back and forth as I hold her pelvis
stretched wide and tight.

Her boy friend watching her squirming
and cumming, has cum in his pants again and is not able to fuck her at
this point.LOL. I remove the vibrator from my slaves cunt which is now
all drippy and gooey from all the cums. LOL. When I place the vibrator
against her clitoris it take about 3 seconds for her to orgasm, the
only parts of her body touching the plywood is her butt cheeks and the
back of her head the rest of her body is in convulsive orgasm for the
next 2 1/2 to 3 minutes. Yes she squirted for the first time in her
life more than once, LOL. This left her in a complete state of physical
collapse, unable to even move as I released her ankles and her wrists
from the plywood. In a couple on minutes she curled in a fetal position
and began to snore.

At this time we attached handcuffs and ankle
manacle and took his slave girl into his 4 poster canopy bondage bed to
allow her to regain composure. After a 2 hour nap we once again spread
eagled her on the bed and using paramedic safety scissors removed the
duct tape hood/gag, blindfold and ear plugs. The response was
absolutely priceless, the relief, the anger, the sense of appreciation
for delivering in real time a terror, sexual, emotional experience in a
well planned, carefully orchestrated A to Z MIND FUCK!

Yes when
my slave and I left she was being throughly dick fucked and cumming her
ass off again. Just before we left the room she asked/begged please
PLEASE if I bring you my room mate from school will you do the same
thing to her and can I help, CAN I HELP! The taking and mind fucking of
her roommate is a different story because she had different dark
desires that were more oriented to mountain man remote, desolate
captivity.

slave girl, this is simply ONE of
HUNDREDS of MIND FUCK possibilities, depending on the insight I can
learn from you, perhaps your best MIND FUCK is ankle chained, spotlighted on
stage naked except for ballet heels to pole dance, lap dance, and
orally service the men in the bar? So tell me slave what deep dark
physical, sexual and emotional need do you want to experience for
real?

Hope you like this if you would like to experience this
style of caring yet intense activity in your life, SHOW UP. I have
similar but different activities planned for the Michigan women so you
might be one of the women licking up chocolate pudding or perhaps the
one stringently bound with a vibrator between your legs in the chair?
Many things are possible, some totally bizarre and extreme are NOT, it
is up to you to allow me to provide exciting challenging possibly
terror filled experiences that force your BD/SM sexual and emotional
comfort zone to be much more than it is now.

Hope to see you soon, so I can build a good MIND FUCK for you as well!

THE ADASHI

9/10/2008 8:29:26 AM

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:1. Show me a piano falling down a mine
shaft and I'll show you "a-flat" miner.2. The guy that fell into an
upholstery machine has fully "recovered".3. A grenade fell on a kitchen
floor in France, the result was "Linoleum Blown Apart".4. A
calendar's days are "numbered".5. She had a photographic memory, unfortunately, being blond "it was never developed".6. A boiled egg is "hard to beat".7. Bakers trade
their bread recipes on a "knead to know basis".8. When you've seen one
shopping center, you've seen "them mall".