Be patient, not always on here as I am off in the real world being a man--not on here pretending. If you write to me and I'll write back.

A long term relationship with a woman...You think it would be easier to find. You could assume that people would read your profile and actually only respond if they met the qualifications and were looking for the same thing. Otherwise it's a waste of time.

Yes, a long-term relationship is ideally forever.

I said no.

Stop tormenting yourself and move on.

So, apparently I have to have a photo to write to you. Why should I care? However, now I have a photo. I'm confused why you claim people without a photo are fake when you have a photo that is one of the following:

-A porn star and a famous one at that.

-A pet. Or, someone's pet how do I know that is really your pet? You could be a serial pet thief. You could be an animal hoarder. It's all about trust. I don't want to come home and be all "where's my fucking goldfish"..."Bitch took my cat"...

-A stolen pic of another person on the site.

-A pic of a cartoon animal

-A pic that is of a flower

-A pic that is so out of focus you could be a fucking Bigfoot, or a Grey alien. Sure I have not fucked either one of them and it could be interesting but really wouldn't I want to know which one I was going to get with? Seriously, I have got to prepare for it and I don't want to show up all ready for Bigfoot and it's an alien encounter.

It could be scary for me, I could have been traumatized by a Bigfoot with a strap-on. Or aliens with anal probes. Maybe that is why I don't write to you?

I don't need you. I don't care if you chat with me or not. I'm not desperate and chances are if you instantly demand a pic from me I'll send a random one at that. I'll even try and get rid of you for being weird that way... Why the fuck should I care about impressing you if I don't know you? More than half the people on this planet are women. You do not have the only vagina in existence. I'm not going to stalk you or jump through hoops. I don't have to do it so it's a bit weird for me to have you asking me to act in a certain way when you are a stranger. Get to know me as a person...

Besides, acting like that is just as weird as instant Doms and it's an indication of why you are attracting idiots like that in the first place. Granted, breathing attracts idiots like that...But if you are their counterparts, you will have them in your life. If you act better and think better you will have better people in your life. If you really want a relationship with someone get off your ass and go to where people like that are likely to be and meet some of them. Be a person that other people want to relate to. Don't hide on-line and neglect the real world or act like this is completely different here than off-line it's not. Use it as a resource and have fun. People are people on-line and off. Have a sense of humor otherwise you will be slogging through 15 pages of messages from men who can't get laid while you are in a serious mindset and focused on some relationship finding goal. Guess what...You don't have to be miserable because you have not found that special someone. You are making yourself miserable because you have not found that person yet. You are making it hard work instead of a fun adventure. If you wait to be happy you will always be waiting to be happy. Once you are in a relationship you will find some new goal to wait for in order to be happy and that is a recipe for disaster. You have this day. This moment in time and really that is it. Waste it if you want to do so.  

You know I have to say that sending me pictures of objects crammed into your anus although interesting and a definite conversation starter for most really does not thrill me all that much.

I do appreciate the thought and effort--but it really falls short of pleasing me.

I have no interest in dominating you on-line. It's too easy and too meaningless for my taste. Anyone can pretend to be something on-line. It's real life strength that counts.