Behold my mastery of the English language and all that is grammatically correct!

Well I doubt the ones that need to be reading this are actually reading this but I'll type nonetheless: I will not cam you anytime soon, I will not cyber with you, I am NOT seeking a long distance relationship. All I have to offer you is insightful conversation and perhaps my friendship should you be in the area. See the little profile thingy that says what I'm actively seeking? Yeah, it says friends. F-r-i-e-n-d-s, got it memorised?

I prefer to use my fl account, collarme is more like a little side hobby. What can I say? The forums are rather entertaining on here. I'd be more than happy to share my user with you if you want to talk.

Well if you're STILL reading this, I commend you. This is the fun part where I tell you a little about myself! Best way to describe: kinky and geeky, like that awesome fl group 'cause I totally stole their rhyme. I'm a nerd, what can I say? I'm one of those anime/manga geeks with a thing for cosplay. In typical geek fashion I like video games and reading. I play MTG, because I'm that geeky...I mean awesome, awesome is totally what I meant!

For the one person wondering why there isn't anything mentioning kink: Service submissive.