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TheHappyDom
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It's time to get out the soap box.
I can't pretend that every person I've ever spoken to on Collarme has elicited fireworks. Let's face it, some people are duds--and some are downright stupid.
So what about that magical moment when you've connected? Your breath catches, your pulse races, there's electricity in the air. You plan in steps...talk on the phone....maybe get a webcam...
AND THEN...THE BOTTOM DROPS OUT.
Each of the following things has happened to me, recently:
1. He's attentive, shows up for scheduled "meetings" on time. He responds in a timely manner....AND THEN...less than a week after the initial "I so want to dominate you", he doesn't show up at the time he asked YOU to be there. He's hiding from you online, or he's not speaking to you. He may have also blocked you, but you feel like too much a moron to bother to dig any deeper and find out.
2. He sends you an email out of the blue--with some sort of reference that doesn't even apply to you. You shrug it off and reply politely, anyway. Suddenly, you're having a conversation. You write back and forth. The letters get more and more in depth...he seems to like you even when the "deal-breakers" come out in the open...AND THEN...for no reason you can surmise, your last letter was deleted unread and he's blocked you from sending any more. THIS is after an "apology" he's issued for some sort of imagined slight.
3. He approaches you and strikes up a conversation. He's enjoyable to talk to. You talk to him for a couple of weeks, pick up a phone, really connect...AND THEN...he goes on vacation and you NEVER hear from him again. No messages, your emails are unread and you think he's DEAD somewhere and have no idea what (if anything) to do about it.
In short...if you're one of the above types (or, in fact, any one of a NUMBER of equally-disturbed types who do similar things) please, do not waste my time. I'm busy. I have a life. Some day, I will have the dominant who wants me to make his life sweeter, but until that day comes, I don't want to use my intelligence to be a "filler" for you. So let's do everybody a favor and if you just want some online playtime, say so up front.
Thanks.
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Sometimes, it's a pain being over-educated.
I've recently gotten mail about my use of the word "past time" as opposed to "pastime". The writer says it's "ironic" that I have issues with the word "dominate" but do not know how to spell "pastime". Since I'm all for nipping these little snipes in the bud, I will post my response, here:
Fact is, the etymology of the word comes from passe-temps, a French expression that translates "pass time." In English, pastime was once pass-time and also past-time. The use of which has fallen out of favor to be sure, but which is correct. Usage includes, but is not limited to, a madrigal by Henry III "Past Time in Good Company" (which, I believe, was memorialized in music by Jethro Tull). The spelling of "Past time" here, of course, is a translation from "Passetyme"--but either way, the "new" spelling is "Past Time", sans hyphen. Of course, if this is not enough of an argument for you, I will be happy to drag out the etymology books, put away the philosophy of language texts that have overtaken my office--and while we're about it, we'll also discuss your misuse of the word "ironic". |
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Still more "list" stuff:
35. I don't remember when the current crop of cartoons replaced Warner Bros, but I don't like it.
36. I always wondered what was planted in order to get "seedless" varieties of things.
37. Contrary to what you might think, you CAN do "too much" Pilates. |
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Update: I have been informed that there is a species of ants which grows its own "mosslike" food. (I was also under the impression that bees actually ate honey, but that's more a "gathering" than a growing, so I let go of it as a point of contention.) Anyway. I am not "changing" the list, but I will add that as an addendum. TA DA! |
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New "listy" junk:
25. I do crossword puzzles--in ink.
26. I also do complex equations and statistical analysis in ink.
27. I am not afraid of weapons.
28. I love flowers but hate getting them as a gift. Why kill a perfectly good flower so you can keep it in your home for a week?
29. You can use antibacterial gel in fireplay.
30. Isolation is a good thing.
31. Punishment is bad.
32. You should always finish what you sta
33. The above was a joke. Humor is important. If you don't have a sense of humor, please don't use mine to make up for it, you won't like it.
34. I love my family. |
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Last night, my friend and I were sitting in my living room. I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch... |
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How to ruin a slave's day:
Remind her that "I dream of Jeannie" was NOT a documentary.
Tell her that "Ring around the Collar" was something to be avoided and that an entire ad campaign was created in the 70s to stamp out this awful thing.
Have her watch "Master and Commander" bound, when she realizes it's not a BDSM film, tell her she has to chew out of the ropes to turn it off. |
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Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans. |
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Why can't you crank call a Master's slaves?
Because they all have Collar ID.
(Mine too! I know, it's a groaner). |
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Joke:
Why are most sadists horrible at telling bedtime stories?
Because they tend to beat around the bush!
(I made that one up myself!) |
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A husband and wife were having a debate one bright Sunday morning over coffee and croissants. The wife issued a challenge to her mate: "I bet you can't tell me a single statement that will make me both happy and sad."
The husband took up the gauntlet and said he could. Upon further reflection, his response was:
"Your pussy is much tighter than your sister's".
I think he won, don't you? |
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Hi, people.
Everybody's constantly asking me "What do you want", "why are you here". One..I don't know why I'm here--mostly I think it's cos God has a real sense of humor. As to what I want--here it is:
I don't expect to find my ideal...which would be a 24/7 live-in situation to someone who yearns for something more fulfilling than a sex slave. I can't have that 24/7 situation because my existing life is problematic for that and it's too good to let go so that I can live out my dream to its fullest. That's not to say I wouldn't consider as close as I can get, y'know? Isn't it better to have a piece of cake rather than denying yourself any because you can't get the whole thing? I think so. That being said, the "Friends" hunt still stands--I've never found a good partner because I was "looking" for one, and I won't start now. Maybe we'll bump into each other at the book store, who knows. Could be that I find him here....stranger things have happened. So, if you are more mental than physical, I offer a good package to start with...I'm HWP, don't smoke, only drink socially, and have quite reasonable limits. I've been told I'm pretty by some, been called gorgeous by others, although I'm by no means physically perfect, I think I'm attractive. Besides, if you're the kind of owner I want and need, you can change anything about me that you don't like to suit yourself. I want long term, I don't feel really comfortable playing socially, and when you do that, you run the risk of contracting a disease and I'm completely free and clean. I'll add more to this thing as I think of it. Local is really good...really...really good...or close to local. Bye! |
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