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Axe murder seeks victim? ...Well that's an intriguing opening gambit perhaps it will illicit a response, it does however say on page 2 of 101 dating tips for boys that it may not be the most effective opening, and that you should try to appear charming charismatic and solvent, but as a child of 80's I tend to associate solvent with those spotty faced kids who spent their days behind bus shelters with a tube of air fix adhesive so that doesn't seem to work either
Assuming you're still reading here's the more usual stuff, I'm definitely not looking for a succession of one night stands, they're always lots or trouble and ultimately unfulfilling. If you've not realised that waking up to someone Is far more thrilling than sleeping with them please look elsewhere.
I'm not here to meet someone to discuss my existing life or unburden my work stress on thats what i have staff for, but I am looking for someone to share new experiences and fun times and who knows where that might lead.
It would be just great if you are an incredibly happy and successful skier and scuba diver just like everyone else on dating sites!!, in addition if you've journeyed to ankor wat by yak, dived naked with great white sharks or for that matter goldfish, and have carried a panda up kilimanjaro for charity whilst maintaining a perfect skin care regime or without breaking a nail Just give me minute to rent a superman costume for our first date!!
Alternatively if you've found yourself smiling at the description above, can laugh at your own misfortunes, believe there is no such thing as bad weather just bad clothes, can appreciate fish and chip on the harbour wall as much as fine dining and of course love harley davidson's and marmite and have perhaps a taste for things that aren't all vanilla you're the one I'm looking for :-)
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