Ok it has become painfully clear that many of you are beyond clueless, so let me help. If you possess the following traits, save us both time and move along/ and the rednecker southern version for you special dense ones. Just mosey your dumb ass on down the path of cyberdom.

1. You have all the class of a service station toilet---Move along
2. Your best known quality is bitching about anything and everything--Move along
3. You are married and think your wife needs a Dom--Move along
4. You are married---Move along
5. Your profile is full of animated pictures, but you have none--Move along
6. Your screen name has the word "freak" in it--Move along
7. Your choice of transportation is a broom--Move along
8. You are 35 and been a Dom/sub for 42 years--Move along
9. You finished reading Castle Realm last week and feel the need to impress me--Move along
10. You had a hard childhood, and now you think the term Dom gives you a license to be ass of the world--Move along
11. You think the term Dom is a license to be an ass--Move along
12. Your ass to body mass index, is 95% and no I'm not talking about your pant size--Move along.
13. Your entire existence is behind the keyboard, you can't move from the screen to real---save yourself from me embarrassing you---and Move along
14. Your "collection" of floggers and restraints was acquired through the power of Visa and Ebay, you should probably---Move Along
15. You have to hide your "collection" of toys from your wife--lest she will kick your dom ass to the kitchen-- Yeah you got it--Move Along
16. You have either given or received a "Cyber Pixel" collar, You are not only a idiot, you are in delusional fantasy, Star Trek wasn't real either in case you didnt know. So just make sure your collar color doesnt clash with your Star Trek Uniform and just--Move Along

17. You think this spot is waiting to be filled by some stupid thing you are going to say, and yeah probably will be, so lets save some time--Move Along