Do you have a criminal (or misdemeanor) arrest? (acquitted or convicted)
Do you have children with different baby mammas?
Do you have a crazy/lecherous ex?
Do you want a crazy/lecherous sub?
Are you unemployed?
Do you drink alcohol daily?
Do you think it's ok to smoke pot?
Are you a HS dropout?
If you answered YES to ANY of these questions, please don't bother contacting me. I have high standards and low tolerance for bullshit - Your truth will come out eventually. |