So I wound up with a new project, a puppy. Oddly enough and contrary to my assumptions, it's a lot easier to train grown men than said puppy. Puppy however is cuter. Puppy however bites my feet (grr). Oh, and believe it or not, Id say the grown men are more cuddly, especially if they are kinda putting on the weight and a little fuzzy. I can also deal with grown man whining a lot better than puppy whining (which makes me want to toss the little dude out the window, human whining just makes me laugh). 

I shall however not throw the little dude out the window because he's my little baby and one day when he's perfect he shall sit on my lap and look down at subs while I mock them for not pleasing me as much as my teeny weeny lap dog does. 

And in other news I will be dragging my ass off island to go to Sinomatic in Boston this month. I will be in the featured ~fashion show~ whoooo latex so if you want to see my face and be struck with awe by how utterly flawless it is, that would be a good time.