Some profiles on here are boastful stories. Others are basic summaries of the person's body or just a single line of nonsense. So here is something new:
Top 10 reasons NOT to be mine!
#10 - I really mean "be mine"
I may give you a cute little name. I may smile whenever you enter the room. But I will never think of you as anything other than "mine" or let you forget that you're owned.
#9 - I do as I say
For me it's straight forward to do what I say I will do, but that concept seems to be incredibly hard for people to deal with.
#8 - I don't have a favorite kink
Most doms on here seem to know exactly what they want. Not me. My wants change depending on the person I'm with. Pet girl? Oh, let me touch your tail. A little? Why won't you draw something pretty for daddy? Hardcore masochist? I have a riding crop with your name on it!
#7 - I insist on obedience
While I may not have a favorite type of sub, I know what my least favorite is: someone truly disobedient. I don't mean the playful bratty side of a little or the puppy girl that wants to play rope tug - but if you hear a direct order, you better stop playing and do as told!
#6 - I'm not aggressive
I rarely raise my voice. I rarely curse. I'm always polite. I much rather say "Could you please get me a glass of water?" than "Get me some fucking water, bitch". I won't even yell when I bend you over the table and lift the paddle. Don't ever confuse politeness with weakness.
#5 - I don't get verbal humiliation
I've been into D/s for over 25 years now and I still don't get it. I just don't. Why would I put my partner down? How could that possibly benefit anyone in the long term? Just don't confuse that with us being equals in the relationship. I know sufficient ways to put you back into your place if you test your limits.
#4 - I expect a lot of trust yet it takes me a long time to trust someone
I've been burned before, but haven't we all? Trust takes time - for me just a little more than for most...
#3 - I prefer anal sex to vaginal
The tightness. The warmth. The position where I can watch my whole length slowly vanish inside her rear. There are few things more fun than listening to her moans and screams...
#2 - I expect you to focus on me
Yep, instead of requiring you to have a job and such, I'm one of those horrible doms that expects your world to rotate around him. I make enough money, I don't need you to contribute. So instead of worrying about a job, I'd rather have someone who can travel with me when I go overseas or just down to Miami for work.
#1 - I like to see how far we can take things
Pretty puppy girl? Oh let's see if we can do with that. You didn't really want to walk, do you? So let's cover up the hardwood floors with some nice thick rugs and you won't have a reason to ever be on two legs again.
A little? 3-6 you say? Oh... 3 it is... How about we get you the cutest stuffed friends you've ever seen - but you better treat them like friends too!
A good slave who considers the outside world a distraction? Well, we'll need to take you to the doctor checkup every now and then, but aside of that, consider yourself cut off from the world. Facebook? Yeah right. Your own cellphone? Keep dreaming. Oh the news are on TV? Off with you into the other room - such stuff doesn't concern you...
