6/14/2022 2:37:33 AM: To those of you who claim that you are 'service oriented'  or only wish to serve,  please tell me what you are actually skilled at.  I love having my feet pampered,  but I do not want my toes painted by you unless you are actually skilled at doing so. The same goes for other 'services'. You want to give sensual massage,  but your hands are rough and your nails are jagged? No thanks.  Oral services,  but you have bad teeth? Again,  NOPE! Take a few minutes and spell it out. Want to mow my lawn while you are wearing pretty panties and a big buttplug? Can you do a competent job on the lawn?  Do you imagine yourself a domestic maid, washing my dishes in a frilly dress? Am I going to have to re-wash half of the dishes because you did a half ass job? I love the idea of service slaves,  but most of you are fairly worthless. Don't be that guy.