You lot seem rather keen on this, so I thought I'd give it a go:

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

100% Whimsy

100% Refundable. Your consumer rights are not affected.

93% Anxious-preoccupied

92 Days in summer. Hang in there. Not long now

76kg Target weight

B+ For noises

75p The cost of Sherbet Lemons in Tesco (200g)

69 Because. Tee hee.

65% Oxygen

B For wanking style

5’10” (and a half. Never forget the half)

42AA Bra size

30D Impossible to find in the shops. Fuck knows, I’ve tried

30FF and 30G - considerably easier to find. I was there. But slept through it.

27% Vanilla

22% Mint choc chip

19 Because In 1965, Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war. But it wasn't, it was different in many ways

14% Tolerable

13% Recycled profile

7.8KJ Energy in that peanut we burned in GCSE physics

6% Return on your investment if you leave it with me for 20 years

2 Turtle doves. One spare to a good home. Bring millet

0% Margin of errror

There you go. I feel you know me now. Let's go skipping.

Mainly here to see if I can do the housework for someone. Anything beyond that is your call. I'll probably do that too.

Apologies if I looked at your profile and didn't message. I'm not being rude. I know you're out of my league so I'm saving you the hassle x