9/20/2017 11:41:05 PM: Whoa! Been awhile. Girls... sluts... whores... if you want my attention, take a sharpie and write your message on some flesh and send it my way. Preferably your flesh...

11/13/2010 10:46:24 PM: Yawn... seems I never age on this site. I like that. But I have decided to change my profile... no idea why. I think its become passé. Turning heads since 5/19/2007...      Welcome me. Since no one reads this anyway, I am going to be brief.You stud subs, give it your best shot. You have limited chances for my time. Make it good. INpsire me...For all my hot fem soon to be friends... you have a better chance, take it.More later... after the rush...

12/31/2009 2:28:19 PM: Crappy Old Year, bitches!

7/1/2009 9:11:20 PM: I think I want to try this financial domination since it seems so popular. Any sweet little pups out there want to let me tie up their wallet? Stretch out their bank account? Enema their piggy bank? Clamp their family jewels? smooches

8/23/2008 8:03:08 PM: I almost never come here anymore. Why?I'm not a man hating lesbian. I don't hate men, I'm just not attracted. So no matter what you do, I'm probably not interested. I don't care how good hummus is... ewww ewww ewww.So men, back off, I'm here for the girly girls. So unless your tits are bigger than mine, stop with the emails. They just give my bulk mail button a workout.Smooches :)