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I am not interested in anyone outside the Continental US or Canada.
I do hope the point is made, once and for all.
Before you read any further, do you know how to make a decent cup of coffee. Please include answer in any message/
Here are the facts:
1) I am purchasing a house in partnership with my sister and her husband since they are reconciling. When the house purchase was entered into, I asked my sister if she was interested in buying it jointly. She is on SSDI and her monthly income would not cover living expenses. I am on SSDI and my income covers the mortgage and a few other bills.
2) Also in the house is my niece, her boyfriend and my toddler great nephew. My niece works a full time job, and pays money toward bills in return for living here.
3) At present there are 8, yes, 8 dogs in the house, that number can go up temporarily, but wont go down unless one of them dies. My sister and I rescue and foster Pit bulls and dog/wolf hybrids. Five of our dogs are rescues, the most recent is a wolf hybrid that had been abandoned and dumped. During the time before she was rescued by a shelter, she was shot and developed a massive infection.
Basically you have to be a dog lover, and have a lot of compassion.
4) The whole family (dogs) included do not suffer from insanity, we actually enjoy it.
Now for subs/slaves that do not find the above a complete Hard Limit:
Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration
1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.)
2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus)
3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android.
4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons.
5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings)
6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock.
7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead.
8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am.
9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc.
10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes.
As I said, I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
One more thing, my sister is in the lifestyle and my niece understands everything.
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Time to rehash this one, have a lot of new requirements:
Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration
1) Cannot claim to like science fiction and have absolutely no clue as to the original "Day the earth stood still" or "Forbidden planet."
2) Anyone that fails to see the problems with the "Ghost in the Shell" movie (hint, pulling plot lines from two animated feature length movies and both seasons of SAC)
3) If she cannot understand that the epitome of US auto technology was the original Chrysler Hemi engine, or any of the MOPAR muscle cars from 1969.....
4) There are no other vehicles but MOPAR...
5) Coffee is necessary for human existence (okay, my drinking coffee is necessary for the continuation of the rest of humanity existing.)
6) If given a choice between a blowjob or coffee first thing in the morning, well see item five.
7) Just because I live in the country, went to a country school, do not assume I have no clue as to Shakespeare or anything written in a form other than a comic book.
8) Unless I state, I think I may need to see a doctor, do not suggest I see a doctor, I do not care if I am bleeding profusely, I am the absolute worst patient and the local health professionals are quite aware of this fact, they know I only show up if I am quite certain I am discussing terms with the grim reaper himself.
9) A vacation is sans technology. NO phones, computers, tablets etc. If I can get signal on my cell phone, I am too close to civilization.
10) Books are in the form of the written word on a substance either made with plant or wood fibers.... Not a goddamn electronic device.
The above does not in any way replace or minimize the following:
From 2013
1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.)
2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus)
3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android.
4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons.
5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings)
6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock. In other words, you do not watch "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"
7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead.
8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am.
9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc.
10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes. |
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You know, it is easy as hell to spot fakes and scammers on this site.
First, half the time they have the city in the wrong state.
Second, you can drag pictures to google images and find out if it came from another website (you would be surprised how many porn stars and models are looking for masters on this site when you do this)
Third, when 9 profiles of subs/slaves looking for masters are listed for a small town of 8000 people in Tennessee (all with the exact same wording.) |
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For those who have never worked with or have no understanding of the natural word, the term habit can apply to both a voluntary or involuntary response to either external or internal stimuli.
Animals develop habits dependent on their environment, which may be human caused or simply by the nature of the animal.
By the same respect, habits are either by conscious design or by subconscious design. |
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I love sub/slave profiles where they are looking for 'sane,' 'normal,' etc.
I have been on just about every continent on this planet and have seen what 'sane' and 'normal' people do to each other for some of the dumbest reasons.
Not to say I have seen 'sane' and 'normal' people do some good things.
However, considering a 'sane' and 'normal' person seems to be stuck on being socially acceptable, which does not seem to include having fun or being silly (look, at 55 years old, i have found the occasional bout of silly, nuts, and plain goofy activity a welcome diversion from the norm) I do not see the advantages of being sane and normal.
Of course, I have long philosophical discussions daily with Kera (75 pound wolf hybrid) which include discussions on various topics including the benefits of bacon, the appeal of talking to owls, and why it is better to sit on the arm (or back) of the couch, there is no way I fit into 'normal.'
As far as sane, let me ask you this:
Would a sane person jump out of perfectly good aircraft, and lament for long hours about not being able to do so anymore? |
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Hey, did you women know that all a person has to do is drag an image to google images, and a few other image sites on the net and you will find out that 99.99% of the pictures you fakes and scammers are using and claiming to be you are of professional models?
Then there are six profiles from the same damn town that all are identical with different names and the same fucking profile statement.
Of course, there are the stupid people that put the wrong damn town in the wrong damn state, or have two states listed like city and state of origin?
Out of the first six pages of a search, I have discovered that all but 10 are fakes using stolen photos, completely fucked up locations, and the profiles read like English was their fifth fucking language. And, to top it off, the same damn photo is on multiple profiles. |
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A few questions that really REALLY need answered:
1) Just how long is a "cotton picking minute"?
2) Why do people yell "Im coming" when running to answer the phone? Its not like the person calling can actually hear you.
3) Why does everything "taste like chicken?"
4) Why is it that every home has unseen residents named "I dont know," or "Who knows?"
4b) and why cant we see them? |
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I have gotten into recycling building materials in a big way, and have found thousands of uses for old wooden pallets.
I just completed making some benches for the deck to facilitate the move of all cigarette smoking outside, regardless of the weather.
Now being a fan of rustic, well worn furniture, I am considering constructing a few chairs for my bed room, one of which would have restraints and a way to use a remote controlled vibrator on a sub.....
The question becomes, should there be a snack table next to it? |
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I made an observation the other day and got blocked for it. It wasnt about the person I was talking to, it was about the part of the country where I lived.
I simply said that she probably would not enjoy this part of the country since she listed so many beach activities.
Funny thing is that one of the primary things this lady was looking for was honesty, and honestly, the nearest beach is about 8 hours away, 10 if you drive the speed limit the entire way.
Lets face it, west Texas is one of the places in this country that will drive a sane person crazy, not quite desert, where red clay dust is part of living unless you have the house sealed as tight as clean room. Spring lasts 2 weeks at best, summer is hot as hell with a shit ton high humidity level half the time, the other half of the time it is hot and windy.
We rarely get a gentle shower (what most would call gully washers) and we can even go from a driving dust storm in the morning, thunderstorms at noon with snow falling at 3! |
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Alright, a few more requirements:
1) Must love dogs, especially highly opinionated, vocal, refuse to let daddy sleep past 6AM high content wolf hybrid.
2) Must know how to make decent coffee (coffee that can be drank or used to clean black powder gun parts.)
3) Must have a good appreciation of classic movies (Bogart etc.) |
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Either collarme has a bunch of high paid erotic models looking for masters and doms, or there are a lot of fake women looking to scam someone.
Oh, and for the woman that looked at my profile with New York Hawaii as a home town, learn to read a map. |
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Due to the unwarranted and unofficial (never got a gold letter) banning from the message boards, I am unable to warn my fellow collarspace members of the real threat the government does not want you to know about.
Let me just say that there have been CDC studies concerning a Zombie virus outbreak, as well as Universities making studies to see where it would be safest to live and survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
Now, ask yourself this, if zombies are undead ambulatory corpses, and corpses have tendency to rot and decay eventually falling apart, just how great can the danger be?
However the government laughs off anything to do with large cryptids. What scares you most, an undead human that will have body parts falling off of it in a matter of days, or a 10 meter worm like creature coming through your basement wall? |
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I have lost my carnivorous mind.
Used to be a truth, there was red meat in just about every meal I ate.
Not anymore
1) Breakfast, egg, cheese, english muffin
2) stir fried veggies
3) 5oz or less of animal or bird flesh, and at least twice a week, fish.
Result, 8 pounds lost.
However, I do admit that on occasion, I have been tempted to attack a cow with my bare hands. |
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I love it, subs and slaves on this site say they want someone who is honest, when the truth is that if you are honest, they disappear like a fart in the wind.
Look if you cant accept facts then at least say something, just dont disappear, it is rude, and shows a lack of maturity on your part. |
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Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration
1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.)
2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus)
3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android.
4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons.
5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings)
6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock. In other words, you do not watch "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"
7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead.
8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am.
9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc.
10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes. |
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How can anyone living in the 21st century like Opera, let alone live for it. |
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I know what humanity needs to make this world work better... Background music |
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Why the hell are female dommes looking at my profile? |
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Someone want to tell me why every female family member thinks they have some right or obligation to lecture me on how much salt I use on my food?
Its not like I lecture them on how little pepper and chili powder they use when they make what they call chili! |
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Okay, I am going to put something on the record, at present I am on a medicinal cocktail that leaves me with ZERO sex drive.
So it is NOT sex I am looking for. |
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Sometimes I have to wonder if subs and slaves really are sincere. I mean I have seen profiles that make it clear that they are looking for men with money.
Of course I have read journal entries of some subs and slaves that have encountered doms and masters who dont want to work and expect the sub and slave to bring home the money.
I fall into a different category. I worked all my adult life and even though I went to college, I never finished my degree and took jobs that were mostly manual labor. The best job I had, or I should say the one I enjoyed the most was in the Florida Keys and I restored old wooden hulled sail boats, yachts and motor yachts.
Over the years I re injured my back and it finally made it impossible to do the type of work I was used to. Add to that I am bipolar which creates its own set of problems. The agency that was treating the bipolar disorder made the determination that I could not work due to the problem and filed my disability with social security.
I am still buying a home, and while money is tight, I get by.
I am not wealthy but I am, for the most part, happy. |
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How many members of this site get a little bent out of shape when they see a profile that puts a city in the wrong state, OR as i just saw, Texas, New York?
You would think that people would be a little smarter. |
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I got curious (actually a friend of mine said I should try it) and took the eharmony profile questionnaire.
The result was "Sorry we cannot match you to a profile." |
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I admit I have had failed relationships in the past, all vanilla and all were lacking.
I mention this because I am facing a procedure to remove a tumor from one of my kidneys. The tumor in addition to results from blood tests seem to indicate the presence of cancer. It is small enough that they can do an out patient procedure to remove it.
Now the connection, while I have family that are supporting me at this time, I find that the fact that I am not in a committed relationship seems to be leaving me a bit down. Not having someone that wants to be with me during this time is proving difficult.
Of course searching for someone during this episode in my life seems a bit selfish. |
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How many people give out their yahoo ID to someone that just sends them one message? I like to exchange a few messages before I give out my yahoo IM ID.
Anyone else think the same way?
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Funny thing about collarme. You send a message to someone and it is a crap shoot if they answer. They dont check the senders profile before deciding to ignore it.
I have found that on other adult related sites I belong to the people seem more inclined to answer messages.
Of course, considering some of the journal entries I have seen about players, liars and other gamers I can probably understand why messages arent answered. |
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I have already racked up 6 grand in medical expenses. If there are any members of collarme that wish to help out, the link is outragiousrequests.com/1281-01 |
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Well, I finished with the first of two health problems, I had a femtib bypass in my right leg, and there were some complications, the procedure that should have taken two hours ended up taking six.
The second health concern is a lesion in my kidney that is suspicious for cancer. I find out more about that on May 1. I am concerned since it is my kidney, but the mass is small and I have no symptoms of any major kidney problem, no pain and no blood in the urine.
If it is cancer, then it was caught in the early stages and it means I lose one kidney and go on chemo, but it also could be the end result of an injury I had years ago. Time will tell. |
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Okay, for the record, I share a house with my sister and niece and great nephew. I live on a fixed income, and I cannot give someone 2 grand for a plane ticket out of Africa. |
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I am beginning to wonder if there are a lot of people on collarme that never studied basic english in school.
It is either that or there a quite a few on collarme that has english as a second or third language.
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What is with all these women who do not have pictures of their faces? Butts, tits and legs are all fine and good, but a face speaks volumes.
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There is one thing that is left out of CM profiles...
Political philosophy.
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I have come to the conclusion that most of the people on CM dont read profiles. If they did, then half of the cmail would not be sent.
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If people cant be honest about where they are, as in outside the United States, then how in the hell do they think someone is going to trust them.
It is an ongoing joke in the message boards about scam artists saying they are from the US but stranded in Africa, (always africa) and it is irritating to see a promising profile then find out the person is in some 2nd or 3rd world African country.
Women complain about players and wannabes, and they are right to.
HOWEVER, men have the right to complain about girls and women making false claims about where they are, why they cant come back to the states without money to help them, even though the US STATE DEPARTMENT IS LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO HELP ANY US CITIZEN STRANDED IN ANOTHER COUNTRY.
Oh, and ladies, if you have family in the country, you dont need help from the embassy, they wont consider you stranded.
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I can understand why people make a big deal about weight and physical appearance on collarme, anyone that looks at what is considered beautiful in America can understand....
There is a problem however, which most of the shallow, appearance centered people dont seem to grasp.
By limiting their choices to the 'beautiful' people, they are only getting the same kind of people they are, and nothing meaningful will ever develop. As soon as one stops being beautiful, the other will leave.
Ever since my freshman year in High School, I have been at 198, and granted, it was solid.
In 2004, I was put on a medication known as depekote. The major side effect is weight gain.
On 23 Dec, 2008, after fighting to lose weight with every possible means short of surgery, I requested a change in medication. In less than three weeks, I went from 330 to 280.
So, for all the women that would not give me the time of day because I was 'fat,' well, I can lose the weight, and am doing a really good job of it, but none of you can lose the inner shallow ugliness of your souls.
And, statistics have shown that the people that are stuck on looks and appearance, are nine times more likely to end up alone than those of us who actually look for the important things about a person.
So, I may be ugly on the outside, but that can be fixed... what excuse can one have about the ugliness on the inside?
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Look, if you dont like smokers, put it in your damn profile. I enjoy my cigarettes and I will make the decision about when or if I quit.
2. My mother died and left the family home to myself and one of my sisters. She and I share the home simply because her husband is a interstate truck driver and it gives them a base of operations.
Now, if either of the two above facts of my life, please, say so if I cmail you.
The simple truth is that with the household expenses split the way they are, things actually work better, especially in the present economic times.
Even without a mortgage payment, keeping this place running comes to over 700 a month. Independently neither one of us could afford it.
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I am really getting annoyed with people. Some admittedly are on cm, others are or were friends, until they found out I am Bipolar.
18.5% of Americans suffer from some form of mental disorder.
Some of them were quite famous, and as for people who were bipolar, the list includes virginia wolf, winston churchill, among others.
Before passing judgment on someone who is honest enough to tell you outright there is a mintal disorder involved, you may wish to find out just exactly what you are dealing with.
The truth is that there is a good chance many of you have friends who are in that 18.5% and you dont know it, they have a damn good reason for not telling you....
They may have figured out you will bail out on them.
The only difference between you and I is that in order to maintain good mental health, I take medication twice a day. My disorder is not severe enough to warrant Lithium, so I happen to fall into the majority of Bipolar patients.
In my case, my problem was mild, but then it got worse, and the reason is very simple....
I put on a uniform and served this country. I suffer PTSD from the stuff I went through for you people.
Funny thing about people with mental problems, the majority of Americans, unfortunately will let us die for our country, but wouldn't count us as friends because we are 'insane.'
Let you in on a secret, Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. How many of you does that fit?
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Another holiday season is upon us.....
Alright, it has been upon us since before Halloween....
Now, before anyone accuses me of being scrooge, let me state that I am all for the idea behind Christmas, I just have a hell of a problem with all the commercial hype and the hypocrisy that goes along with the holiday season...
For 11 months, the basic philosophy for people is due unto others before they can do unto you. Then for one month we hear the phrase "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men."
IF the season really meant anything to the majority of people on the planet, then the 'peace on earth' thing would be a year round thing...
Even during the Muslim Ramadan month of fasting, prayer, and the search for enlightenment, the idea of killing is strictly not allowed....
So, all the Muslims so stuck on killing the infidels year round are royally screwed.... can we say a one way trip to hell?
To be quite honest, Muslims are forbidden to kill or harm people of the book, which means they cannot kill other Muslims, Christians, or Jews.
The prophet made it quite clear that all the people of the book were destined for paradise.... (which better have an endless supply of perfectly cooked and cut porterhouse steaks or I will have to file a complaint with someone)
Anyway, merry Christmas, happy new year, and may the blessings of whatever deity you believe in be yours.....
Oh, if you want to get me anything, I really could use the next 12 mega millions winning lotto numbers
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The Logic according to a slightly off kilter Dom
Have you ever said something and then have to explain exactly what you meant? As if the person does not understand English or something.
I was at a small gathering of friends some of whom are in the lifestyle, some of whom are vanilla.
Anyway, we were discussing myths and legends, since for some reason, we had the history channel on and they were showing a 'what if' type show with the pretense that dragons were, at least at one point, real.
The show even should an autopsy on a frozen specimen.
Now, of course the old 'sacrifice a virgin to the dragon to keep it nice' cliche came up.
Now, I am known for my rather bizarre sense of humor, so I immediately piped up with, "Actually, the dragons didnt eat the virgins, they had a deal with the local sadist and masters to provide them with new additions in return for beef and mutton."
One vanilla female with a real bad attitude, the feminist from hell who thinks if you have a penis you are lower than pond scum on the evolutionary scale, asked what I meant by that statement.
Well, I explained it, to which I got a good half hour of women's equality speech.
Now look, ladies, if you are a dom personality, more power to you, but look at the logic of my statement, if the dragon eats the virgin, that is ONE meal. Now if the Dragon trades the virgin for a supply of cattle and sheep, he or she has a lot of meals.
You know the give a man a fish philosophy? Same thing.
Besides, virgin women were given to MALE and FEMALE dragons. I am sorry, but why would any self respecting intelligent creature eat what would probably amount to little more than a minor tidbit?
And if it was a female dragon, she would probably have young to feed, therefore the barter system with the local sadists and Doms would make sense again.
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I am beginning to get a little annoyed at the peace protesters. Not becuase I think they are wrong, but becuase they are fighting a lost cause.
Plato said, "Only the dead have seen the end to war."
And if everyone screaming for peace would stop and think about it, humanity has not had a period greater than 20 years with no conflict in recorded history.
As long as people get bent out of shape because someone got the parking place they wanted, suffer road rage, get pissed at a family member, peace will be impossible.
You would have a much better chance at discovering the philosophor's stone and turning lead into gold. (pardon the alchemy reference, but the odds of doing this is actually better than humanity achieving world peace.)
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perhaps I am not hard enough.
Not that I wont punish, but I do consider the fact that I do not need to raise blood to make a point.
A motto on a coat of arms to one branch of my family circa 1020 is "Rego est ministro"
To rule is to serve. For me that means I should not be to harsh in punishment.
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7/4/08
There are times I really have to wonder about people. I mean someone cmails you, gives you a yahoo id, you spend two weeks talking and then *poof* without a good bye, go to hell, or blow it out your ass.
Personally, it makes me wonder if they even have a clue as to what they are looking for.
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